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David G

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Last Activity: 09-28-2023, 11:30 PM

Joined: 12-17-2003

Location: Portland, Oregon

David G replied to Jokes

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09-28-2023, 12:56 PM
If at first you don't succeed?

Maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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David G replied to Jokes

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09-28-2023, 12:40 PM
Lefty -- Say Slim, you know that the surface of Earth is 71% water, right? Great swaths of uncolored, uncarbonated, unflavored water... right?
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David G replied to Is this too quick and dirty?

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09-28-2023, 11:48 AM
Thanks for the clarification!...

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David G replied to Poetry

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09-28-2023, 11:44 AM
Still I Rise

BY MAYA ANGELOU

You may write me down in history

With your bitter, twisted lies,
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David G replied to The second Republican presidential debate

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09-28-2023, 11:27 AM
Boy Howdy!!!...

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David G started a topic Tool Battery Compatibility?

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09-28-2023, 11:24 AM
Tool Battery Compatibility?

Bosch & Fein are promoting a technology program that allows sharing batteries across brands and platforms. I hope they manage to get everyone to sign...

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David G replied to Poetry

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09-28-2023, 10:51 AM
Wonderful.

Before our taglines disappeared, this was mine --

"It was a Sunday morning and Goddard gave thanks that there...

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David G replied to Byob !!!!!!

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09-28-2023, 10:37 AM
Thanks. 6 seems much better, and they're both off to school now. They were still sad from last night's news that their kitten got out, was hit by a car,...

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David G started a topic Pless' Alabama Property RAIDED???

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09-28-2023, 09:50 AM
Pless' Alabama Property RAIDED???

By automotive magazine --

Alabama Barn Find Is Full of Barely-Driven Chevy Corvettes and Pickup Trucks (yahoo.com)

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David G replied to Jokes

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09-28-2023, 09:40 AM
What do you call a carpenter who's always willing to help another carpenter?

A wood samaritan...

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David G replied to Byob !!!!!!

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09-28-2023, 09:38 AM
Morning All,

There's a JOKE thread?!?!?...

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David G replied to The sinking of the Haida

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09-28-2023, 09:36 AM
Not the first nifty boat to be lost... but sad nonetheless.

As a boat guy, I find it particularly troubling... as they are classic designs...

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David G replied to The Sheriff, His Girlfriend and His Illegal Subpoenas

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09-28-2023, 01:05 AM
Pustulant pissant sheriffs who use their power to 'advance' personal love life and suchlike are, indeed, deplorable. Glad to see this come to light, as...

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David G replied to Poetry

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09-28-2023, 12:28 AM
For my sweetie...

“and perhaps
what made her beautiful
was not her appearance
or what she achieved,
but...

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David G replied to Poetry

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09-27-2023, 11:18 PM
The Bean Eaters

BY GWENDOLYN BROOKS

They eat beans mostly, this old yellow pair.

Dinner is a casual affair....

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David G replied to In Hospital

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09-27-2023, 09:46 PM
I raise a glass in the hopes for a full & fast recovery!

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David G replied to Byob !!!!!!

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09-27-2023, 09:45 PM
Does it involve compressed air? <G>...

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David G replied to Favorite Music: take flight and wing

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09-27-2023, 05:57 PM
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David G replied to Byob !!!!!!

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09-27-2023, 04:58 PM
Looks a bit like a mourning dove.

Here in OR-e-gone meanwhile we have a full complement of bandicoots in the house. They are demanding Mac&Cheese....

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David G replied to What is Propaganda?

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09-27-2023, 12:56 PM
Propaganda is the deliberate twisting of facts into lies - with nefarious intent.

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