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[elf]

Vermont, except there's no ocean there.

[elf]

'Tis an interesting dilemma.

[elf]

Nice high wind storm here on Cape Cod. Basically a nothingburger, a few trees down, a lot of happy kitesurfers, a little additional intrusion of water...

[elf]

Well, you posted, so somehow you must be logged in somewhere.

[elf]

Amazing, to me, that he would say such a thing. If he doesn't know what Biden has been doing for the economy and jobs over the last two years, he's betraying...

[elf]

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a quart of raspberries out of my patch every day and there are at least 5 more quarts out there waiting to ripen....

[elf]

Pissed. The highest winds are at night - 4am, to be precise - and just to make things worse, the high tide is around 1am. How am I supposed to get photos...

[elf]

Romney didn't have to move back to Utah.

[elf]

Make sure you take a photo of the captain's house collapsing in Searsport on the way, and if the weather is clear go up the Penobscot Narrows bridge....

[elf]

No matter what kind of music you're in to, it's very important to listen to Brubeck Take Five at least once a year.

[elf]

And Alabama will remain the 9th biggest recipient of Federal Aid in the US and will not change. It's time to stop locating Federal services in recalcitrant...

[elf]

How long is port potable? I inherited a quarter of a bottle from my parents. It must be 45 years old now. Still wondering whether I should throw it...

[elf]

I wouldn't.

[elf]

Butter and sugar corn pop the kernals right off the cob with your bottom teeth. No cooking necessary.

[elf]

I hope the cops tried to get fingerprints off it.

[elf]

On purpose

[elf]

If you want everyone to vote, write letters. Sign up here:

https://votefwd.org/campaigns...

[elf]

Mr. Bow.

[elf]

Thanks for the link. The vendor claims the erasers won't actually erase! Fortunately the listing also shows the size in mm of the erasers and the model...

[elf]

Hypthesizing about plea bargains:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/seven-...ling-the-dice?...