Pat Robertson croaks

[Nicholas Carey]

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A friend of ours, writer and playwright, on the passing of the not-so-reverend P. Robertson:

So often a famous person's death has folks saying, "Too soon! Too soon!"

But today we can cry out, "Too late! Far too late! Why god, why? Couldn't you have cut down this poisonous tree while it was but a vile sapling?"

Let us now toss his rotting corpse on the trash heap of history.

[Canoeyawl]

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I need to pee...

[Mrleft88]

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Ding-dong! That dick is dead
Which old dick? The preacher dick!
Ding-dong! The preacher dick is dead
Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, that lying dick is dead
he's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong's the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the lying prick is dead!

[Mrleft88]

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May flights of demons take him to his everlasting torment.

Thanks Mike..... Now I'll have nightmares of flying monkeys carrying Toto off to the witches castle.....

[Chris Woodward]

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In lieu of flowers and prayers, Please Send Money!

[Canoeyawl]

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Thanks Mike..... Now I'll have nightmares of flying monkeys carrying Toto off to the witches castle.....

Mar a Lago?

[WI-Tom]

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You're in pretty good form today, Tom!

Thanks. I had some fun writing that.

Tom

[George Jung]

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Other than the bit about killing their children, that sounds pretty good to me (with the added corrections). I do have some questions, though:

1. Do they have to wait until capitalism is destroyed before they can become lesbians, or can they tackle each step concurrently, or in order of personal priority? Specifically, I'm concerned that the lack of an Oxford comma before "and become lesbians" implies that they must simultaneously become lesbians and destroy capitalism. That seems like a tall order, and I worry we may be setting the bar too high to get a large enough pool of applicants to be sure of getting quality feminists.

Do feminists have to kill their own children, or can they qualify by killing a neighbor's children, say, or just nieces and nephews? If we are truly committed to a "big tent" approach to feminism, I think it will be important to provide opportunities for childless women to participate fully.

Have we thought carefully enough about intersectionality of aims here? For example, is confirmation of killing children appropriate evidence of progress in destroying capitalism? There will (arguably) be less toys, clothing, and sugary breakfast cereals sold if enough children are killed, which could disrupt the market system. How will we arrange for dual credit in both categories?

Does being a Wiccan count as "practicing witchcraft" or do they have to engage in specifically Satanic practices? And if infant sacrifice is part of those practices, does that (again) also earn them credit in the "killing children" category?

Tom

yes, well done. And I would note, about “the children “– obviously, you have a conflict of interest, sir!

[George Jung]

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Ding-dong! That dick is dead
Which old dick? The preacher dick!
Ding-dong! The preacher dick is dead
Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, that lying dick is dead
he's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong's the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the lying prick is dead!

inspired…

[Dave Lesser]

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From Pat Bagley, national treasure

[Sandlapper]

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Well, he has made the place more peaceful now. We should give him credit for that although some will still carry his legacy.

[David G]

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Pat
Robertson
Is
Dead
Everyone

[David G]

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[Rigadog]

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Thank the good lord that Jim Bakker is still on this earthly plane, sad Tammy is gone tho'....

[Rigadog]

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“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

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