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    That Pablo - what a hoot! Wonder if he even considered possible fall out?

    The most comprehensive census yet of the hippos in Colombia that are descended from several imported by drug-cartel leader Pablo Escobar reveals that there could be twice as many of the invasive animals as previous estimates indicated


    Colombia’s ‘Cocaine Hippo’ Population Is Even Bigger Than Scientists Thought

    The most comprehensive census yet of the hippos in Colombia that are descended from several imported by drug-cartel leader Pablo Escobar reveals that there could be twice as many of the invasive animals as previous estimates indicated
    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

  • #2
    Re: unintended consequences

    i heard an interviewer through a translator on this a few days ago. . .



    y luego lo engomó hasta la muerte
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    • #3
      Re: unintended consequences

      that is not what i want my epitaph to read

      here lies
      the best of us
      gummed to death
      by hippopatumus

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      • #4
        Re: unintended consequences

        Of all the animals that must be easy to cull surely a hippo.....


        Out competing other animals... Competing... Hippo's?

        I suppose if you shoot one, now you have 3tons of about to be rotting meat to deal with.
        It's all fun and games until Darth Vader comes.

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        • #5
          Re: unintended consequences

          That brought up a schoolboy memory.
          From Hilaire Belloc:

          I shoot the hippopotamus
          With bullets made of platinum,
          Because if I use leaden ones
          His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
          There is nothing quite as permanent as a good temporary repair.

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          • #6
            Re: unintended consequences

            Originally posted by gypsie
            Of all the animals that must be easy to cull surely a hippo.....


            Out competing other animals... Competing... Hippo's?

            I suppose if you shoot one, now you have 3tons of about to be rotting meat to deal with.
            For each one you fail to shoot today, you will have thousands to shoot tomorrow.

            I can't believe they haven't dealt with these hippos yet.

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            • #7
              Re: unintended consequences

              Cue Shirley Temple…………….

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              • #8
                Re: unintended consequences

                I don’t know how many of you read the entire article. Some of the “options “they suggested included, capturing the hippopotamus, individually, and sterilizing them, so that they could “live out their lives “. Another suggestion was to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars annually, to shoot them with contraceptive darts. I did not know that Peta was so active in South America. Really stupid suggestions. Simply put, they really need to cull the entire herd.
                There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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                • #9
                  Re: unintended consequences

                  When I was young, we had a children's book "How to hide a hippopotamus"

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                  • #10
                    Re: unintended consequences

                    Let’s call that “Plan B “
                    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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                    • #11
                      Re: unintended consequences

                      Originally posted by George Jung
                      I don’t know how many of you read the entire article. Some of the “options “they suggested included, capturing the hippopotamus, individually, and sterilizing them, so that they could “live out their lives “. Another suggestion was to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars annually, to shoot them with contraceptive darts. I did not know that Peta was so active in South America. Really stupid suggestions. Simply put, they really need to cull the entire herd.
                      I think most of those suggestions would violate the Hippocratic Oath.

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                      • #12
                        Re: unintended consequences

                        Erm.... no.
                        There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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                        • #13
                          Re: unintended consequences

                          Hippos are actually quite dangerous and notoriously feisty.

                          (Quoth Google) The hippopotamus is a very aggressive wild creature and is the deadliest large land mammal on the planet. It is estimated that hippo attacks kill 500 people each year in Africa. It is not only their size and weight that makes them dangerous, but also their very sharp teeth!

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                          • #14
                            Re: unintended consequences

                            Originally posted by Ralphie Boy
                            I think most of those suggestions would violate the Hippocratic Oath.
                            "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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                            • #15
                              Re: unintended consequences

                              not sure ol' ralphie included a smiley....

                              you know, 'intent'!
                              There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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