Vote bobby o'tulsa for brotm!!!!

[Mrleft88]

Come on folks! You aren't going to let Ted Hoppe, or the other guy beat Bobby at this point are you!
Vote early, vote often (using all your socks), and remember, It's not June until after Wednesday at Midnight!
VOTE BOBBY O'TULSA!!!!!!
Don't let talk of him grabbing women by the nether regions change your mind! Don't let his claim of missing out on tennis lessons because of bone spurs deter you! The man is a true American hero. He wasn't even captured! (Except by the lovely Missus O'Tulsa)
He never went to Oxford on a Fullbright scholarship! NO! Bobby is a man of the PEOPLE!
The first time Bobby ate steak was at induction into Boot Camp in the US Army in Louisiana.
This is no joke people.... He didn't get that hearty chuckle from listening to Gomer Pyle.... No sir! If Andy Griffith had known Bobby O'Tulsa back in the day, he would have stepped aside and let a real man take that part in Mayberry!
The man makes his own fishing lures, and actually catches fish!
I'm not kidding folks Bobby is the real deal! He's the best friend I've ever had that I never met. He saved my life over the telephone more than once, and that's no lie!
Vote your conscience, but Vote BOBBY O'TULSA!

[Jim Bow]

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What does he look like? Does he wear Crocs? Does he wet his tooth brush before or after he applies the toothpaste? Does he even brush his teeth?
We need more information.

[Mrleft88]

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What does he look like? Does he wear Crocs? Does he wet his tooth brush before or after he applies the toothpaste? Does he even brush his teeth?
We need more information.

He looks like James Dean (in his prime). He does wear kinda Crocs..... They're calls "Shoes for crews". He does not wet his toothbrush, just straight paste, and he brushes 3 times a day whether he needs to or not.
He has 3 women who look after his every need, and takes his medicine as directed, supervised by one of the 3 women (All of whom are drop dead gorgeous).
He met Leon Russell, and Leon was jealous.

[Mrleft88]

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This is a song Leon wrote about Bobby O'Tulsa.

[Jim Bow]

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Can he drive stick? Did he ever own all the railroads in Monopoly? Does he know all the chords in “Louie, Louie”?

[Mrleft88]

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Can he drive stick? Did he ever own all the railroads in Monopoly? Does he know all the chords in “Louie, Louie”?

Not only can he drive stick, he invented synchromesh gears so you didn't have to double clutch. Those Parker Bros. were totally lost until Bobby O'Tulsa told them about the Wekoka switch, and suggested railways for the game.
And yes, he knows not only both chords that the Kingsmen used, but he knows the 3rd and 4th chords from the original song by Richard Berry..... Bobby O'Tulsa actually lives in "Berry Hill" which he named after the leader of "The Pharohs".

[Kevin T]

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Vote cast. When do I get my six pack and that $20 you promised me for my vote?

[Mrleft88]

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Vote cast. When do I get my six pack and that $20 you promised me for my vote?

It's in the mail. Probably Tuesday.

[Kevin T]

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^^

[Mrleft88]

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... And the $20 wasn't for your vote, nor the six pack. That was for market research.

[Kevin T]

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Naturally, everything on the up and up, can't have any talk of rigged elections or fake news.

[Jim Bow]

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Are we absolutely sure that Bobby isn’t George Santos?

[Mrleft88]

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According to his Federal election filings, his full name is: Bobby Fields Devolder Santos. But when he moved to Berry Hill from Inola, his aunt and uncle kept the Devolder Santos name in the barn, along with his banjo and makeup kit.

[bluedog225]

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Is he woke? Or awake?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

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Are we absolutely sure that Bobby isn’t George Santos?

What an insult