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    A thoroughly Amurican news story.

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    If only the roommate had also been armed and stood his ground....

    Man shoots roommate in buttocks over Hot Pocket, police say
    by: John Clark
    Posted: May 24, 2023 / 08:52 AM CDT
    Updated: May 24, 2023 / 03:12 PM CDT


    LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WTVO) — A man in Kentucky as been jailed after allegedly shooting his roommate in the buttocks after he ate the last Hot Pocket in the freezer, according to police.


    ... Clifton Williams, 64, and his roommate got into an argument after the Hot Pocket was consumed on Saturday, May 10th.


    According to the Louisville Metro Police Department, the victim said Williams “got mad he ate the last Hot Pocket and began throwing things at him.”


    The victim told police he tried to fight back and then started to leave when Williams went back into the residence, in the 1000 block of Hathaway Avenue, and returned with a gun.


    According to the police report, “Williams shot him in the ass while he was trying to leave.” The victim was able to find help a few blocks away, after the shooting.


    Williams was arrested and charged with 2nd Degree Felony Assault.


    https://www.mystateline.com/news/man...et-police-say/
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    • #2
      Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

      Do we really need to defend the view that some people are not capable of owning a gun and using it responsibly?
      "Where you live in the world should not determine whether you live in the world." - Bono

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        • #3
          Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

          Isnt this where Pless comes back with "Shall not be infringed bitches..."

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            • #4
              Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

              Was it a pizza, beef or chicken Hot Pocket?
              There are two kinds of boaters: those who have run aground, and those who lie about it.

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                • #5
                  Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                  Could be a title for a little theatre production.

                  The Last Hot Pocket.

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                    • #6
                      Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                      Whose 'Ground ' was being stood upon ?
                      Charter Member - - Professional Procrastinators Association of America - - putting things off since 1965 " I'll get around to it tomorrow, .... maybe "

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                        • #7
                          Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                          Cain't make this sh1te up, can you?

                          [and this is along the lines of the story my dad told me about checking out at the grocer's in Manhattan. Guy in front of home got paid up. The cashier had put his change on the counter. My dad moved the change so he could deposit his merchandise on the counter for the cashier.

                          The guy in front of him went ballistic on my dad, screaming "You pushed my pennies!"
                          Last edited by Nicholas Carey; 05-25-2023, 11:53 PM.
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                            • #8
                              Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                              Yes indeed, that id throughly Amurican. But then there’s this:


                              ‘Uber with guns’: Black Wolf ride-sharing app has armed drivers — and it’s coming to NYC
                              The surge in violent crime nationwide has inspired a former bodyguard to launch a ride-sharing app that features armed drivers — with plans for a Big Apple launch within the next four months.

                              https://nypost.com/2023/05/22/uber-w...d-drivers/amp/

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                                • #9
                                  Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                                  Popped a cap in his azz.

                                  Pete
                                  The Ignore feature, lowering blood pressure since 1862. Ahhhhhhh.

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                                    • #10
                                      Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                                      How very Wild West, riding shotgun on buses next?

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                                        • #11
                                          Re: A thoroughly Amurican news story.

                                          Originally posted by Jim Bow
                                          Yes indeed, that id throughly Amurican. But then there’s this:


                                          ‘Uber with guns’: Black Wolf ride-sharing app has armed drivers — and it’s coming to NYC
                                          The surge in violent crime nationwide has inspired a former bodyguard to launch a ride-sharing app that features armed drivers — with plans for a Big Apple launch within the next four months.

                                          https://nypost.com/2023/05/22/uber-w...d-drivers/amp/
                                          Riding shotgun on the stagecoach.
                                          Without freedom of speech, we wouldn't know who the idiots are.

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