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  • Paul Pless
    pinko commie tree hugger
    • Oct 2003
    • 124949

    describe your ideal burger

    i've been on a burger cooking kick lately

    how do you cook yours? grill or pan
    what meat?
    what seasoning?
    condiments?
    cheese?
    toppings?
    does bacon make it better?
    bun choice?
    accompaniments?
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.
  • Canoez
    Did I say that out loud?
    • Sep 2007
    • 20640

    #2
    Re: describe your ideal burger

    Originally posted by Paul Pless
    i've been on a burger cooking kick lately

    how do you cook yours? grill or pan
    what meat?
    what seasoning?
    condiments?
    cheese?
    toppings?
    does bacon make it better?
    bun choice?
    accompaniments?
    Grilled ground short-rib burger with just a little salt and pepper and possibly a little onion powder mixed in.

    Served on a lightly toasted brioche bun with a little mayo, slice of fresh tomato, vidalia onion and crisp lettuce _or_ a thick melted slice of cheddar cheese and bacon.

    Accompany how you wish.

    Does bacon make it better? Is that truly a question?
    "The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
    -William A. Ward

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    • David G
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2003
      • 89937

      #3
      Re: describe your ideal burger

      Brilliant topic.

      I'll be cooking burgers today for the New Grandbaby welcome home from the hospital celebration.

      Grilled. And large diameter to fit on a larger bun.
      80% lean ground beef
      Typically a light bit of salt + pepper only - I want to taste the meat.
      Condiments vary by mood. Most often mustard. Sometimes catsup, or specialty catsup. Never relish.
      Cheese - only on rare occasions. More likely if it's just supermarket - or lower fat content - beef
      Toppings vary again, by mood. Most likely are sliced tomato and pickle. Sometimes lettuce. Sauerkraut rarely
      Bacon is mostly overkill. But same same as cheese.
      Buns are typically oversized whole grain. Or something interesting like the local bagel joint that makes 'em so plump that the center hole is vestigial - perfect burger buns with lots of varieties.
      Typical side dishes: potato salad; baked beans; cole slaw; greek salad; grilled mixed veggies; green salad.
      David G
      Harbor Woodworks
      https://www.facebook.com/HarborWoodworks/

      "It was a Sunday morning and Goddard gave thanks that there were still places where one could worship in temples not made by human hands." -- L. F. Herreshoff (The Compleat Cruiser)

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      • Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
        treetop flyer
        • Sep 2003
        • 23853

        #4
        Re: describe your ideal burger

        One that I didn't have to cook myself.
        Keep calm, persistence beats resistance.

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        • Paul Pless
          pinko commie tree hugger
          • Oct 2003
          • 124949

          #5
          Re: describe your ideal burger

          these two blends sound good, well the first one sounds good

          Fat Kid Blend: 70% lean muscle (chuck or round) ground with 30% bacon trimmings. This blend is meaty, smoky, and slightly sweet. Mylan suggests a lighter-smoked, breakfast-style bacon.

          Fat Kid Blend, “World of Warcraft edition”: Fat Kid Blend with sharp cheddar cheese and sour-cream-and-onion potato chips mixed in. “If you’re an antisocial stoner agoraphobe, this is for you,”
          Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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          • AlanMc
            Senior Member
            • Jul 2017
            • 7670

            #6
            Re: describe your ideal burger

            man, i have recently changed philosophy on burgers. i used to be charcoal grilled, with a little splash of Dales and some fresh cracked tellicherry pepper corns.

            but then i bought me a Blackstone outdoor griddle. and the times are a changin...


            now i'm loving the "smash burger" method. take a bunch of 1/2 cup of ground beef balls out to the griddle. get that bad boy good and hot. put the ball on the dry griddle (i have a super thin layer of oil down, wiped "dry" with a paper towel). smash the ball into a patty on the griddle. season the patty liberally with my tellicherry pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and kosher salt mix i make. DO NOT FLIP until you have to scrape it off. it leaves a nice crispy crunchy BEEF flavored patty.





            here they are getting some mushroom, onions, covered in swiss action


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            • Canoez
              Did I say that out loud?
              • Sep 2007
              • 20640

              #7
              Re: describe your ideal burger

              Buddy of mine was the cook at a local brew-pub. He had a burger on the menu called "The Squealer". It was about 75% lean beef, 20% ground pork and 5% chopped, partially pre-cooked smoky bacon. Served with a slice of cheddar, tomato, onion, lettuce and a dab of this sort of blended steak/bbq sauce on it. It's off the menu, now, but I'm drooling thinking about it.
              "The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
              -William A. Ward

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              • LeeG
                Senior Member
                • May 2002
                • 73006

                #8
                Re: describe your ideal burger

                no cheese, no bacon, two slices ripe tomato, crispy romaine, red onion, pepper, salt, mayo, grilled jalapeño, a couple bread and butter pickles. And a hammock afterwards.

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                • leikec
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 10996

                  #9
                  Re: describe your ideal burger

                  I just go to Bubba's in Traverse City and order one. Or I wait for Friday night and go to burger night at the VFW Hall here in Frankfort. There are lots of places to get a good burger up here.

                  My grilling time is reserved for cooking up cherry brats bought from a local market.

                  Jeff C
                  Don’t expect much, and you won’t be disappointed…

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                  • Fonzoga
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 202

                    #10
                    Re: describe your ideal burger

                    This thread should be safe to participate in. As far as I've seen nobody has been called a socialist or Nazi based on burger preferences.

                    Grilled
                    ground sirloin from local butcher shop
                    salt, fresh ground black pepper
                    Trader Joe Sriracha BBQ sauce
                    no cheese
                    chopped raw yellow onion, Trader Joe Hot & Sweet jalapeno slices
                    no bacon
                    no bun (I'm watching carbs to lose weight.)

                    I like lots of different burger combos, but this has been my recent go-to.

                    German potato salad, cole slaw

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                    • Figment
                      Gluten Enthusiast
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 13676

                      #11
                      Re: describe your ideal burger

                      Griddled or grilled I don't care as long as the cook knows how to sear it without going hockeypuck.

                      I don't particularly care which cut gets ground as long as the fat content is about 15-18%

                      Garlic salt mixed in while forming the patty. Pepper afterward.

                      A slice of cheddar, a slice of jack
                      grilled onions and mushrooms
                      A smear of super woo-woo-pinky-out fancypants mustard on warm simple bun. No brioche or pretzel or other trying too hard nonsense.
                      People today will buy a car with square wheels as long as the steering wheel is heated.

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                      • Garret
                        Hills of Vermont
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 48688

                        #12
                        Re: describe your ideal burger

                        Local grass fed chuck - about 15-20%

                        Grilled is best. Local cheddar on it, fresh real tomato, thin slice of red onion, salt & fresh ground pepper on the raw meat before cooking.

                        Medium rare. Bit of ketchup on the side to dip it into.
                        "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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                        • willmarsh3
                          Senior Member
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 6684

                          #13
                          Re: describe your ideal burger

                          I like mine slow grilled all the way through so no part of the beef is red but it is not burnt. This takes longer if the patty is thick so I try to make it thin to begin with. Chopped onion or chopped garlic from a clove added the patty before cooking is a nice variation.

                          Then ketchup, gray poupon or spicy mustard, and a boat load of pickles or pickle relish. I mean the dang thing is largely an excuse to eat pickles and pickle relish. I add lettuce, tomato and onions if available.

                          No cheese and absolutely no mayonnaise.
                          Will

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                          • Tom Montgomery
                            Lurking since 1997
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 35645

                            #14
                            Re: describe your ideal burger

                            I like James Beard's cheeseburgers.

                            Mix and form into patties:

                            2 lbs ground chuck
                            1 cup grated cheese (I like sharp Cheddar. Gruyere would also be nice)
                            2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
                            1/2 teaspoon Tabasco (or hot sauce of choice)
                            2 minced cloves of garlic
                            1 teaspoon salt
                            "They have a lot of stupid people that vote in their primaries. They really do. I'm not really supposed to say that but it's an obvious fact. But when stupid people vote, you know who they nominate? Other stupid people." -- James Carville on the plethora of low-quality GQP candidates in the mid-term election.

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                            • ron ll
                              Seattle WA USA (Ballard)
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24353

                              #15
                              Re: describe your ideal burger

                              Anything with real meat instead of thawed long frozen gray cardboard filler meal. Seems these days too much thought is put into the fixins and not enough into the meat.

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