Re: Just fore the fun of it:)
Originally Posted by
chuckt
Peter! This is definitely out of control now. This thread needs some detailed wood butchery narrative to get things back on track! (That was pretty funny though Ryden)
Correct you are Chuck, especially with that dear rabble rousing rebel Ryden really riding roughshod all over the place!
So we shall carry on with some door business;
As we last saw, the inner panels of the doors had been given a nice smooth sanding to ensure a loose fit in the slots( I blew my one and only chance to use some Space Balls!) and to knock off any sharp edges which may have a deleterous effect on the finish of choice to be applied later. Now, just in case any of you were wondering about space balls,it has always been my little secret that I.......
"HEY TENNER!"
Hmmm!? Simon? Is that you?
"Of course it's me ya fool! Who the blazes else were you expecting in this icebox you call a bowshed? Now listen here, ya ten thumbed idjit. I don't know what you think you are doing here but I ain't gonna take it much longer! Ya here!?"
Oh Simon,thank God it is you! Please, calm yourself there little feller, what is it that has you in such a state?
"A state? A state!? Whaddya mean "state"? We ain't in no state,ya fool, we is in a province. But I will tell ya what has got me so wound up I could take a 2 B 4 and clock ya one arcoss that empty skull of yours,fool! No lookit here, ya dimwit and please tell me I ain't imagin' these here road spikes........Ya lookin' real good Tenner?!
Oh! Those! Those aren't road spikes Simon. They're just some finishing nails driven though a handy plywood cut off which I plan to use.....
"Ain't no road spikes?!?! Are ya blind or something, ya big jerk?! Cheeses Tenner, these are killer road spikes an' it looks like you was aiming to disable the BCC* an' prevent me from re-locating to keep up with the satellite tracking system I have on board, just to follow your progress!"OOUCH! I almost goosed myself Tenner, ya numbskull!!"
(Holy Mother of Merlot, what did I do to deserve this little plastic bastid?)
"Who ya talkin' to this time,nutjob?!
No one Simon, I was just saying those finishing nails driven through the plywood are going to be used for when I start finishing the innner door panels. They will be really helpful for me to finish both sides at once without worrying about needless delays. Don't worry, no one ws gong to drive the BCC* over those nails.
" Oh is that a fact now Tenner?"
Yup! Just let me remove that board and bring it inside the boat to show you.
See Simon, one innocent board with no evil designs on you BCC*.
And here we see the four inner panels of my two aft cabin doors resting nicely on that board of nails just waiting for me to do some work.
The undeside of the inner panels resting on this wee bed of nails. I'm hoping they will leave nary a trace nor blemish on the Cetol Marine which comes next.
Cheers!
Pete
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* BCC=Bowshed Command Center
Do it,do it,do it,do it,do it,do it,do it,now!
J.Lennon
This boat was built with ten thumbs.No fingers were harmed in anyway.
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