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    What's the world coming too? Since the Bikini Thread upset some folks, thought this would push them over the edge!

    Here are some FINE bodies to peruse.




    Edward Weston





    Irving Penn from the SF MOMA





    Rubens
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    geez... all asses and elbows

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    Picasso





    Renoir



    Anikeev Sergey




    Francois Boucher



    My PERSONAL Favorite
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    This woman, Ruth Bernhard, who lived to 101:



    specialized in photographing the female nude. She took the process out of Weston's context and into a new realm:



    Her father designed one of the most beautiful fonts still in use today - Bernhard Modern.
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    Very nice...goes well with my morning cup of Lavazza.
    My take is that if you poke someone with a sharp stick they'll get annoyed, if you smile and shake their hand they will be your friends.

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    I think these just about covers all the bases....


    Fall and Expulsion of Adam and Eve, Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel

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    Madonna Litta, Leonardo da Vinci, The Hermatige
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    Ray

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    The photos in this thread, so far, display true beauty!! Thanks

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    Well I happen to believe that this displays true beauty also. It's tastefully done and there's a bit of wood in there too.



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    OMG naked children. . . kiddie porn!

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    [quote=elf;1772859]



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    nice...
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    I'll see that reclining nude, and raise you three more....


    Titian

    Giorgione

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    Wasn't there a state that was considering legislation banning plumber's cracks?

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    DON'T LOOK ETHEL!!
    HA, Katherine (youngun that she is) "got" my subject header!

    I must say I'm happily surprised by how this thread has gone. I do wonder though, if we can all agree that the postings here constitute "art" and the bodies depicted are beautiful...what's wrong w/ the bikini/hot babe threads? Is it because they are all so skinny and overtly sexual?
    B/c if that's the criteria, well when many of the paintings posted here were made they were pretty risque for the time and depicted the "idea" woman of that era.

    I guess what bothers me is, if a thread has a subject line that makes it pretty clear what is contained in the thread...people don't really have a leg to stand on if they complain about being offended.
    Don't like skinny women in skimpy bikini's???
    DON'T open a thread titled HOT BABES/BIKINI THREAD. Seems pretty simple to me.

    But what do I know, I'm just a middle-aged guy who likes women...
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    Who was it said genuine eroticism involves a bit of cover? I think I just made that up, but it's true.

    See, the nudes of Weston, and others which Emily posted, are genuinely intriguing because, in part, they show the woman not in a wanton display. She's incredibly beautiful, but she's got some mojo you haven't figured yet. I'm not a professional photographer, but it seems to me when you pose a woman in cheescake, all the parts on display, it ruins it. Eroticism, which from the Greek means connection, not necessarily sexual, is missing from the cheesecake. The cheesecake is essentially immature, IMHO.

    Some great images here, thanks David.
    So many questions, so little time.

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    Ish, that is SO correct. MOST women do NOT look good completely naked. But a LOT of women look totally hot in the right clothes! Couple that w/ a self confident attitude... WHOA!

    So yeah, I'd agree that pictures that leave a little to the imagination are far sexier/erotic than anything you'll see in Penthouse, et al.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Tabor (sailordave) View Post

    So yeah, I'd agree that pictures that leave a little to the imagination are far sexier/erotic than anything you'll see in Penthouse, et al.
    I dont think that is totally true, some of those mag employ very talented photographers, and nice looking women. Some of them might feel a little slighted by that generality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Tabor (sailordave) View Post
    I guess what bothers me is, if a thread has a subject line that makes it pretty clear what is contained in the thread...people don't really have a leg to stand on if they complain about being offended.
    Don't like skinny women in skimpy bikini's???
    DON'T open a thread titled HOT BABES/BIKINI THREAD. Seems pretty simple to me.
    Of course if a thread has a subject line that says 'no debate' you just know what's coming next.............and then the guy that started the thread starts debating what is or isn't a hot babe.


    BTW, talking about art, you can tell a good nude if the bottom follows you about the room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanz View Post


    BTW, talking about art, you can tell a good nude if the bottom follows you about the room.
    Thats a keeper.

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    Ish, that is SO correct. MOST women do NOT look good completely naked. But a LOT of women look totally hot in the right clothes! Couple that w/ a self confident attitude... WHOA!
    Some women look magnificent totally nude...


    edited to add: and I can prove it!!!

    RB
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    Quote Originally Posted by RodB View Post
    Some women look magnificent totally nude...

    RB
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    I think the main difference is that none of the women in these examples are participating in a gynecological exam. For me that's when a bikini picture crosses the line.

    Joe, FPoP

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    not a bad definition of the line....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Dupere View Post
    I think the main difference is that none of the women in these examples are participating in a gynecological exam. For me that's when a bikini picture crosses the line.

    Joe, FPoP
    Joe, what parts of the female anatomy do you find ugly.

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    good question!

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    Here's another interesting perspective:



    Also by Ruth Bernhard
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    Is it, like, "old porn is art"?

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    Rod that was interesting.
    I do find it sad that today, that so many young women feel compelled to
    surgically modify their bodies. So I am not insensitive to the underling
    current in these threads. But it also must be recognized that self mutilation has been a part of social adaptation from a very early time.( check out early Meninger) This is not to say that it should not change. But that a simplistic and paranoid reaction to the perceived coercive elements in the culture will not change much.
    There is also the interest of free expression, and as that is connected to freedom to advertise, and ultimately to have free commerce, a conflict will always exist in a free society.

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