People can be lots of fun, when they aren't being buggers. I've always enjoyed weirdness, but never felt compelled to participate. Except when it looked really, really fun.
I lost my favourite chainsaw in a divorce, years ago. I've got a pruning saw that works for my purposes, but need a new one as it's getting dull (and no one sharpens them, that I know of). It cost about $8. The new one will be $16. So it goes.