The PUB light's ON! :D

[Mrleft8]

Patron silver, and a lone star do ya?

[Chip-skiff]

I really need some pain killer.

Hang on, Pard. I'll call Nurse Amber to set up a tequila IV.

Just stopped in to see if there was a decent stock of Irish whisky for St. Patrick's Day. Hmmm. Someone's been mucking up the order: I had them shelved alphabetically and they're pretty skew-whiff at the moment. Sophie's been in, I reckon.

[Mrleft8]

Irish Whiskey...... Hmmmmmm....... Is that what that crate was?...... I thought it was a box of bad potatoes, and put it out back by the compost...... Hold on, let me go look......

[Mrleft8]

Yup..... Sorry.....
The extra kegs of Guinness and Harp are in, and the corned beef is brining in the barrel.... The cabbage..... is........ Well...... I'll get more..... Cabbage just....... Don't worry, I'll get more.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Hang on, Pard. I'll call Nurse Amber to set up a tequila IV.

These therapy folks would not think that was funny at all, But I do and I will mention it to them tomorrow.

[Chip-skiff]

Irish Whiskey...... Hmmmmmm....... Is that what that crate was?...... I thought it was a box of bad potatoes, and put it out back by the compost...

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! If you can't tell good whisky from bad spuds, I'd say you ought to check into the local home and take the rest cure. As a publican, you're a danger to the public, and to yourself as well. Harp Lager, indeed! I'd not wash my dog with that.

[seanz]

Not dead yet, at this rate it wont be long. My lungs hurt my whole body hurts and this aint my Idea of fun. I really need some pain killer.

Would a beer help?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

One good thing is, That pine mouth thing is just about gone. I hope I never see another pine nut.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Would a beer help?

Yes I am sure it would.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Hey Chip, mabe we should sample someof that Irish whisky, just to be sure it is still good.

[Mrleft8]

The Harp is for the people that would normally drink Coors or Budweasle, but for St. Patrick's day they feel the need to drink something Irish.... It's fine beer for marinating chicken though....

[Mrleft8]

Oh..... And I use vast quantities of Harp for cooking the corned beef and cabbage dinners.....

[Bobby of Tulsa]

There is only a couple of beers I dont like, one is the Dog in heat wheat and the other is Two Jokers it does not even taste like beer. this is what they say about it.A - Hazy golden with a timid white head.

S - Funky hay, lemon citrus, wild flowers, coriander, faint honey.

T - Tons of tart lemons, some sour wheat, nice amount of spice, the citrus rides through to the end. A mix of sugary fruit hides underneath to combat the acidic citrus. Finishes dry and very crisp.

M - Soft and creamy, light to medium body.

The acidic tartness was a nice touch and unexpected. A great

[Mrleft8]

How about Newcastle Brown in a can?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Forgot that one, I would stop drinking beer if that was all there was.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

How about Newcastle Brown in a can?

You probably don't remember Brown Derby or Bavarian Club beer, It was like a $1.50 a six pack or $4.00 a case. It made Bud taste like a craft beer.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Hey Mr.Left, It is 79° here. If you were here you could work on your tan, and drink beer with me.

[Mrleft8]

It was about 72 here today..... Not too bad..... Warmer than 29 of the days last June......

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Heck , that sounds like your kinda weather, The UPS man just past my house. He just waved and went on. Maybe tomorrow.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Wonder if Allison is looking in?

[SaltyD from BC]

Hey Bobby good to see ya. Hey, looky this someone left a pile of quarters at the juke box

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Salty dude, Good music. Always liked that Annie.

[SaltyD from BC]

Ya she's got it go'n on Bobby. Kin I getcha a beer while I'm up? The sky's opened up a bit and I see this weird orange orb up there throwin all kinds of light. The rain and snow mix has quit, I'm not sure what to make of it. ..

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Ya she's got it go'n on Bobby. Kin I getcha a beer while I'm up? The sky's opened up a bit and I see this weird orange orb up there throwin all kinds of light. The rain and snow mix has quit, I'm not sure what to make of it. ..

Beer would be good. Wonder what the bar keep is up to?

[Mrleft8]

Out watching a puppy chase beetles and moths instead of doing what he needed to go out and do.....do..... That short little puppy attention span sure could make for some loooooong strolls around the property.... Hopefully his bladder and etc. will toughen and grow more capacious with time...... Quickly.....

[Mrleft8]

[SaltyD from BC]

If you had more beetles and moths in the house it wouldn't be such a novelty could save time

[SaltyD from BC]

Bobby could you set Lefty up with some worms and scorpions or did you and skipper eat'm all

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Bobby could you set Lefty up with some worms and scorpions or did you and skipper eat'm all

Lefty don't like Takillya, so he probably don't do the worm and scorpion thing. That just leaves more for me and Skipper and Glen.2

[Mrleft8]

With my luck Aldo would eat the worms and scorpions, get drunk, and poisoned and I'd have to explain to the vet why my puppy was drunk, with venomous critters in his belly..... "Ya see, Doc..... My friends Bobby from Tulsa, and Dave from BC were........ No they're back in Tulsa and BC..... No they didn't actually feed..... No you see.... It's a virtual PUB..... No the puppy's real, and Bobby and Dave are real, but the PUB is...... Yeah..... Just gimme the bill...."

[David G]

With my luck Aldo would eat the worms and scorpions, get drunk, and poisoned and I'd have to explain to the vet why my puppy was drunk, with venomous critters in his belly..... "Ya see, Doc..... My friends Bobby from Tulsa, and Dave from BC were........ No they're back in Tulsa and BC..... No they didn't actually feed..... No you see.... It's a virtual PUB..... No the puppy's real, and Bobby and Dave are real, but the PUB is...... Yeah..... Just gimme the bill...."

And with you reeking of tequila-vomit!

[SaltyD from BC]

"Ya see, Doc..... My friends Bobby from Tulsa, and Dan from BC were.....

ftfy. I probably used an alias when i bought the hats

[SaltyD from BC]

[Mrleft8]

Dan?...... Dan's not here man..... Come back another time..... Who isssssssssss itttttttt? Who? Dan's not here man....

[Mrleft8]

I probably never saw the hats..... That was Carter's idea, and Joe's idea to help out by delivering and collecting dues.....
I'm shot like a deer crossing sign on a West Virginia rural highway... Time for close consultation with a pillow of the persuasive kind..... Nytol!

[SaltyD from BC]

lol . Bobby you still up too boy? Join the man and me for a drank.

[SaltyD from BC]

nite boss

[seanz]

Has this been posted in the jukebox before?



60's? Whenever, it's great.

[ChrisBen]

Mornin Lefty, Seanz. Coffee's up.

[Mrleft8]

It's a dreary, rainy morning.... At least it's not snow.
Coffee's on, the bacon's frying, the coffee cake (Marzipan with cherries) is just out of the oven.... And there's a rack of eggs. Just tell Amber how you want 'em slapped...

[Mrleft8]

Mornin' CB!
Nice to see your smil.... Er..... Snarling face this morning!

[ChrisBen]

Woof, Woof. Izzat a puppy I hear wantin to go out agin?

[Mrleft8]

Nah..... He just makes good and sure that I'm completely, irreversibly awake before going back to sleep himself.

[ChrisBen]

"Private room with a view. Ideal for traveling dogs or for those who just want a secure, quiet place to hang out at home."
That's how your dog might describe his crate. It's his own personal den where he can find comfort and solitude while you know he's safe and secure—and not shredding your house while you're out running errands.
Crate Training : The Humane Society of the United States

[Mrleft8]

I find "Crate training" to be abhorrent. I've rarely seen a mentally agile dog that lives half it's life in a cage.
There's a certain amount of sacrifice involved in raising a "free range" dog, but the reward is substantial.

[ChrisBen]

I felt the same way initially. The ex is a dog trainer and introduced me to the proper way of doing it. With the door open the dog would go in and out on his own just to get out from under big feet.(His crate is in the background). When there was a thunderstorm, he'd go in the crate and feel safer. Don't know how, but I didn't question him about it.

[Mrleft8]

I know..... Much like certain other topics, dog raising/training is quite polarized....
Today we have Thai chickensatay, with spicy ginger/peanut dipping sauce. Served with jasmine rice.
Hot roast beef on a kaiser roll, with mayonnaise, horseradish, onion, fire roasted sweet red peppers, tomato, lettuce, and provolone.... Served with a little dish of hot "au jus" for dipping, and thick cut pub fries.
Shrimp cocktail with our signature dipping sauce..... These are not the little bitty things you get at most restaurants..... These babies are 8 to a Lb. and you get 6... Plan accordingly.
Hot carrot/ginger soup, served with a wedge of Fontina cheese, and fresh from the oven multi-grain bread.
Special on tap: Sleaman's cream ale.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Good lookin dog ya got there. Livin healthy today, Mezcal and water please. Did I really say water? Oops, Mornin Guys how are ya today?

[ChrisBen]

Good lookin dog ya got there. Livin healthy today, Mezcal and water please. Did I really say water? Oops, Mornin Guys how are ya today?

Mornin Bobby, yeah Buck (Full name, Buck an a Half) was a great dog, passed away about ten years ago at age 13. Miss him still.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

They tend to stick with you for a long time, and something about your tear ducts gets messed up.