The PUB light's ON! :D

[Mrleft8]

Hey, maybe you could get Amber and somebody to mud wrassle and you could get some pics to post.

Well..... I got a picture of Amber, Ginger, and Ruby Jell-o wrestling with Larry back around New Year's Eve....

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Mr.7 Good to seayou out and about.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

If Glen sees that he is going to be jealous.

[Mrleft8]

Glen wasn't here that night.... And the girls were feeling frisky..... and there was this pool full of Jell-O..... And Larry stopped in for a Corona......
I think we otter try making chocolate pudding out of DavidG's CIB and see how that works for wrestling.....
I'm off to kill squirrels and ponder replacing water hammer valves....

[Bobby of Tulsa]

If I felt just a wee bit better I would mosey around the yard, oh well theres always tomorrow,or not.

[Canoez]

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Is that guy laughing at Leftys shootin?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

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[Bobby of Tulsa]

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Ok, one more and if that don't work?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I still think I can catch up with those Aussie guys.

[Mrleft8]

They talk funny.....
And they drink upside down beer.....
Not a single squirrel in the yard all freakin' day...
Could be the red shouldered hawk sitting in the Oak tree has something to do with it.....
I'm late for my injection...... I shall return!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Squirrels love a light rain, put on your rain gear grab your shooter and sit by a tree. If you shoot one sit still. they will come back out in a few. don't move till you kill them all. Trust me it works.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Oh, scare the hawk away.

[Mrleft8]

If he's gonna kill the squirrels and save me a bullet, he can stay.
If he's just gonna sit there and look pretty, and keep the squirrels all holed up in the barn, or the attic, then he'll be next on the hit list....

[Figment]

This menu smacks of a thinly-veiled attempt to get me to show for some woodcutting.

One of the unexpected side effects of getting my eye sight back is...... Now I can see all the damage to trees done over the last year of storms. I'm gonna need to get my feet to fit back into work boots if it ever dries out enough to cut wood.
Today we have spicy pork and shrimp spring rolls, with lots of pickled ginger. Served with a sweet dipping sauce, a sweet-n-hot dipping sauce, and Chuck's favorite "OH MY GOD! MY HAIRS ON FIRE!" hot dipping sauce.
Curried Lamb with safron rice, and a sauteed onion, wild mushroom, and asparagus medley.
Hearty black bean soup, with crusty fresh bread and butter.
Thick sliced Maple glazed baked ham, with boiled potatoes, crisp cucumber and onion salad and Russian pumpernickel bread and sweet cream butter.
Special on tap: Omegang 3 Philosophers

And it just might work.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Just scare him away. When the watcher is gone the squirrels will come out, one at time. Trust me. One shot one kill.

[Chip-skiff]

Just heard from a passing squirrel— the Connecticut Brotherhood of Acorn Chompers is holding their winter meeting in Lefty's attic.

There'll be music—



dancing—



celebrity appearances–



and martial arts training—



It's a great place and the guy can't shoot for sh**t.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I think you may be on to somthin. Name your drink Amigo.

[Chip-skiff]

I think you may be on to somthin. Name your drink Amigo.

I'll have a Pink Lizard. Light on the hibiscus blossoms, thanks. And a big greasy basket of pub fries.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I'll have a Pink Lizard. Light on the hibiscus blossoms, thanks. And a big greasy basket of pub fries.

Holy guacamole,Dude. Are you suicidal or what? Tequila and Tamales, Health food.

[Mrleft8]

Last time I shot a squirrel it thought I couldn't shoot for shirt either..... Got the furry lil bastard right on the peak of my barn roof. It looked at me, stunned, then sort of rolled off the roof peak, bounced off the garage roof, and landed in a snow bank. That was about 2 years ago. Last year I couldn't see well enough to shoot anything smaller than the barn.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Sorta sounds like my last shot. Those eyes, you never forget those eyes.

[Mrleft8]

[Bobby of Tulsa]

From way back.

[Mrleft8]

Sha-la-la-la......
Man! I loved that song!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I think this is not going to be my best night. Mr.Left you still around? How bout you Glen?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

The taters ,gravy and chicken are getting cold. Mama has to do inventory tonight. Can I get a Beer while I wait.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

[Mrleft8]

Beer.... Check.
How do you do inventory on ice cream?.... 15 scoops of chocolate.
467 scoops of butter pecan. 65 scoops peppermint. 537 scoops vanil...... er..... make that 536 scoops vanilla....

[Mrleft8]

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[Bobby of Tulsa]

Beer.... Check.
How do you do inventory on ice cream?.... 15 scoops of chocolate.
467 scoops of butter pecan. 65 scoops peppermint. 537 scoops vanil...... er..... make that 536 scoops vanilla....

We are talkin like over 100 squares of Ice cream @ 3 gallons a square. At least 400gallons of milk not even counting the skim and 2 percent. Then there is all the produce and meat and then all the condements. Napkins, toothpicks and bakery Items. Plus all the nuts and candy they sell. If you have ever been in a a freezer that was set at -20° for at least three hours you would apreciate fast food a little more.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Oh, and I forgot to tell you, they expect a certain number of dips from each square of Ice cream.

[Mrleft8]

Wonder how that damn Gareth's doing down there in the islands.....

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Did you know people bitch if there is ice in there Ice Cream?

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Now you are playin good songs.

[Mrleft8]

If you have ever been in a a freezer that was set at -20° for at least three hours.....

Yeah..... I remember last June all too well.....
I think today was warmer than 29 of the days in June last year.....

[Mrleft8]

Around here they bitch if there's ice in the ice....

[Mrleft8]

Playing good songs, and all of a sudden Google chrome can't find "Shockwave flash"..... Whatever that is, it makes the music work..... Or in this case..... Not.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I still wish I knew what happened to ChrisBen, I know that dude could not have left without a good bye. I hope his computer just broke.

[Chip-skiff]

No such drink as a Pink Lizard— I made it up. When I was a young wretch, I used to order imaginary drinks and see if the bartender was honest enough to ask, or would just whip up some awful concoction to punish me.

Sounds like you're feeling edgy, Mister B. Maybe this is what you need:



The Spoonful guitarist, Zalman Yanovsky, opened a café in Kingston, ON with his sweetie 30-odd years ago. Chéz Piggy. Still there. We tried it on a yachting trip from Whitby to Montreal. Good tucker.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I don't do mixed drinks, so I guess I would have caught a lizard and put something red on him and served it to you. On the edge, Kinda. The air is pretty thin today. That sorta makes me fidgety. The past is tryin to relive its self and that don't help much.

[Chip-skiff]

Hold onto something solid (like a tequila bottle). Gotta go but I'll be back.

[Glen Longino]

I think this is not going to be my best night. Mr.Left you still around? How bout you Glen?

I just got back, Bobby!
If you have a long night come in here off and on and I'll stoke you up the best I can with fresh Tequila and cold beer.
Meanwhile, here's a shot of the good stuff!