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    Default Skilled nurses looking for a job

    I want to help out a young lady who may be fresh out of nursing school and is in need of employment in the field and wants to get on her feet. Requirements are a modicum of nursing skill- you dont need to be an expert, because I can supervise your activities on a daily basis. I will also order what ever gear, equiptment, and rubber goods are necessary for the completion of your myriad duties. Only the comely and over 18 years of age need apply. Good legs, firm upper body, and muscular strength is important as you will be performing some strenous physical activities. Blondes preferred but post a pic if you meet my other requirements. I am willing to go out on a limb here and provide a roof over your head, a pot to p in, and the companionship of a wonderful man. A small stipend for makeup, nylons and the like will be furnished on an as needed basis. PM me at this addy.

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    What an ass.

    Doug

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    what? 10 minutes and no takers? this is a hell of an opportunity for an enterprising young lady.................. or two

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    You find a young lady meeting those qualifications and I'll find her a job with room and board and a 100K per annum salary....
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    Where are you going to find the wonderful man for her companionship?
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