'Twas the Night Before Christmas (WBF Style)

[Concordia...41]

From a few years back...

'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the Forum,
All insults were banished
in the interest of decorum.

Republican, democrat,
liberal or just confused,
All were tolerated
instead of abused.

Then there rose a cry
from SWMBOs galore
"Get in here right now
and finish your chores."

"Get off that computer
and come here this minute,
Or you'll find your new boat shed
with only you in it."

"But Honey, Kory got a camera
and Norm got a doll.
Surely Cleek's gonna appear
with a shiny new awl."

"You know my little possumpoop,
one man even got a gaff rigged boat."
"That's nice dear,
too bad none of yours float."

"That guy on Long Island,
he got two in a week,
And his lovely bride
didn't let out a peep."

So good Forumite Friends,
with boats large and small,
off to your families
they're the most important of all.

Glad tidings to all from Cornwall to Perth
and may Peace and Joy long reign on this Earth.

Margo, Sarah & Marley

[Donn]

And his lovely bride
didn't let out a peep.

She's since peeped. Holzbt pointed out a nice Deutz engine and drivetrain on Ebay. Her comment was something like "It's upside down in the carport, and can't float. What's it need a motor for?"

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

She's since peeped. Holzbt pointed out a nice Deutz engine and drivetrain on Ebay. Her comment was something like "It's upside down in the carport, and can't float. What's it need a motor for?"

Priceless

[pipefitter]

Good one Concordia41