Two old folks at the retirement home go on their first date together. They got along very well, and what with one thing leading to another they had a very passionate night together.
Later the next day some of his friends asked the old fella how things went. "Well" he said, "if I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her".
Across the rec room, some of her friends asked the old woman what she thought of the evening. "Well" she said, "if I'd known he could get it up, I wouldn't have worn panty hose!"