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Thread: After 15 years of marriage....

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    Dec 2000
    Chesapeake Beach, Md 20732 U.S.A.

    Talking After 15 years of marriage....

    > A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The
    > counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade
    > listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
    > married. She goes on and on and on.
    > Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife
    > and kisses her passionately.
    > The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
    > The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs
    > at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
    > The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off
    > here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
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    Left Coast

    Talking Chuck!!!!

    2 in one day, SWIMPAL is in hysterics...and so am I.
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    May 2003
    cosby tenn


    Thats funny,,copied and sent to my closest friends.

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