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    This was a story written by the 2nd owner of our ketch, Pierre Charbonneau, in the early 70s. He sent it to me as a result of the contact we made through the thread on the Designs page.(It's copyrighted, used by permission.) To recap, it concerns this boat...



    Equipped with this provision...





    Jacques Cartier sails again.

    Winter 1970

    Act one------scene one.



    Date, January 17 ,20:00 hr. Temperature outside, minus 25 C. Man sitting in front of fireplace reading the latest catalogue of International Boating Industries, small puffs of cumulus rising from pipe… Phone rings

    -Hello;

    -May I speak to Capt. Pierre Please.?

    -If you are selling anything but boating electronics we don’t want any.

    -Pierre it’s me Jocelyne;

    --Oh hello Jocelyne, how are things?

    -Good, How would you like to charter your boat for a week with you as Captain?-

    -Love to…but there is a small problem;

    -Heu…..

    -Yes it’s covered with 6 feet of snow and I’m number 7 in line for launching.

    -Not now nitwit in June.

    -Oh…OK, what’s the deal?

    -Well, this year Air Canada is celebrating it’s 20th anniversary of the French-Québec liaison and we think the best way to do that is to re-live Jacques Cartier’s voyage from Québec to Montreal, arriving in Montreal to open Man and his World’s new season.

    -Sounds like a hell of a good party

    -Not so fast, let me finish.

    -Oh..there ‘s a catch-

    -Well, since Jacques Cartier sailed from St. Malo, we are inviting we are inviting the mayor of St Malo

    and his wife as VIP on the cruise.

    -Great they are all great sailors in St. Malo.

    -I should think so…Then it’s all set with you. I can make final preparations with the Mayor and the Company. We have to be in Québec on the 7 th of June. Will you be ready? When do you want to leave Montreal and how much will it cost ?

    -Let’s see now…3 days to Québec, one day there, 3 days back and nothing for the charter.

    -NOTHING….

    -Nothing, just expenses. You stock the ship and there should be enough booze left over to last us the rest of the season.

    -ALL SEASON…The way the rum flows on that boat of yours Air Canada can’t afford that. How about a flat fee of $ 5000.00 for the week?

    -Nonsense, I wouldn’t dream of charging for the charter …Just stock the boat. We’ll keep the left over.

    -Oh, all right, let’s not argue…How do you want the rum….bottles or gallons?



    Act II



    April first, 14:00 hr, outside temperature + 15 C, sun shining.

    Busy boatyard background noise of paint brushes, can lids, bottles and glasses. Man sitting on deck in paint covered overalls with big grin and glass in hand.

    KNOCK-KNOCK …under the hull

    -Whatever you’re selling we don’t want any.

    -Pierre it’s me Jocelyn…

    -Oh Hi..come on up and have a drink..

    -Have a drink….Have a drink, is that all you do is have a drink? Don’t you think maybe you should work. Did you forget the first of June ? that’s a month and a half from now. There is nothing done, you’re still number 16 to launch,..No paint no varnish..We don’t want to charter an unpainted , unvarnished barge. We want this boat to look at it’s best . Can’t you get that through your head pp-1

    -Relax…Have a rum, you’re paying for it. There’s lots of time.



    Act III



    May 23rd, 15:00 Hr. temperature outside 20C. Sun shining.

    Busy ship, background noise of sandwiches, varnish brushes and glasses.

    KNOCK…KNOCK- under the hull

    -Permission to come aboard Sir ?

    -Jocelyne, my love, how are you? Come aboard, have a drink.

    -Have a what?…Oh, never mind, give me a rum, I’m paying for it.

    -That’s my girl, how are things?

    -Well, I’ve got the whole story now, I’ve been on the phone with St Malo all week and guess what?

    -Let’s see now… Air Canada has decided to use a 747 instead of La Deferlante…

    -Oh be serious…

    -OK, let’s have it. (more glass noise)

    -To start with, the Mayor of St Malo wants to plant a tree to celebrate the event.

    -Not on my boat, he wont …

    -Not on your boat, silly, in Quebec

    -Oh…OK.

    -There are a few things I should mention. First it’s not only going to be the Mayor and his wife… there will be Monsieur Albert, the Editor of West-France, Pedro, a reporter from The Montreal Star who will cover the event and the Mayor’s own Cineastre…

    -The Mayor’s own WHO?

    -You know the guy who takes pictures, movies and so on.

    -OK who else?

    -Me, your wife Lise and I guess you need some crew. Chose him carefully, you can only have one.-Only one…for a whole week.

    -Not a full week, only three days, the trip from Quebec to Montreal. To go up to Quebec, you do what you want. I’ll meet you in Quebec.

    -Hum… three days …OK, I’ll pick Robert, he’s pretty good and he’s been up and down that river many times.

    -Something else I almost forgot…None of these people has ever been on as much as a row boat .

    -What…we are going to spend three days on dangerous tide-ridden , wind driven high seas navigation with five elephants-land-lubbers who have never set foot on a boat…

    -But they are all very exited about the whole thing.

    -Very well then…But tell Air Canada to put air sickness bags on the list…lots of them…Remember Lac St. Pierre. ( Big glass noise)



    Act IV



    May 31st , 18:00 hours, temperature outside ,54’ F. cloudy, slight east wind, barometer falling steadily trough 29.81 hg.

    KNOCK, KNOCK….

    -Who’s there?

    -Quick…Give me a drink…This thing will never be ready…What have you been doing?

    -What do you mean, we are ready…departure at 05:00 hr in the morning as planned. We only have a few things left to do.

    -Like what?

    Like getting the blankets, sheets, pillows from the house. The food is in the car. We also have to fuel- up,..fix a small problem with the engine, repair the bilge pump, sew a seam in the genny…I forgot last fall. Oh, yes we need a seaway pass and ship’s papers. Buddy and Gerry will be here after their midnight shift.. pp-2

    -Give me another drink…

    That’s about it, how about you, everything OK. Lise and you sure have prepared a lovely menu for this trip. Now, let’s see …we load all this stuff on board…but let’s have a drink first.

    -OH NO WE DON’T…..LOAD

    -OK…OK…Sure don’t like the look of that weather. What do you think, Lise, you’re a pretty good forecaster?

    -I want a drink too…

    -Don’t like the sound of that…

    Jocelyne is worried, Jean, her husband is late. He is , after all, the first mate for the trip down



    22:00 hr., barometer 29.79 hg and falling, wind east at 15, dirty sunset. Jean is nowhere to be found. The engine is not fixed, the bilge pump is still on the fritz. Lise is gone home to get the last load.



    23:30 hr. might as well have a drink.

    00:30. Buddy and Gerry arrive with extra rum and a big pot of stew, tomorrow’s dinner.

    01:00 hr. pitch dark, no stars, barometer, 29.76 hg , still falling.

    01:30 hr, engine fixed, bilge pump fixed. Delicate swaying of the ship, gentle steps on rooftop, bare feet appear in the companionway.

    -Jean…here you are…where are your shoes?

    -Never wear them…bad for decks-Now there is a man after my own hearth. Have a drink.

    In comes Lise with the last load.

    -01:35 hr, well that about does it, we’re ready..let’s go to bed, remember, 05:00 hr is pretty early.



    Act V



    Cabin pitch dark…background noise of barometer falling…falling…falling.



    03:00 hr…zzzzzzzzzzzz barometer 29.74 hg.

    04:00 hr…zzzzzzzzzzzz barometer 29.73 hg.

    05:00 hr…zzzzzzzzzzzz

    07:00 hr…zzzzzzzzzzzz barometer 29.71.hg. wind east, north east gusting to 25 knots, light rain.



    09:00 hr. zzzz…Ha…He…wake up , it’s 9 o’clock, we’re late…quick somebody put the coffee pot on.

    -I’m seasick…

    -who said that..we are still at the dock …never mind the funny stuff…we’ll miss the Trois-Rivières tide

    -But, but…that’s 2 days away and I’m hungry.

    -OK we’ll have breakfast first, I’m the expert at breakfast, I’ll do that. But first, Jean get to work on the genny, we forgot last night.

    Lise comes out of the forward cabin looking as fresh as a daisy.

    -It’s true, she says, Pierre is an excellent breakfast cook

    -How do you like your eggs?

    -Light poach, bacon crisp.

    -I want mine light and over.

    -Mine sunny side up.

    -I don’t like eggs, I want pancakes.

    -Scramble for everybody…bacon the way it comes out..



    ACT VI



    13:00 hr. Temperature outside 49f. Steady downpour, wind east north east 25 to 30 knots, right on the nose…barometer, 29.68 hg, steady at last.

    pp-3

    -Cast off bow lines…stern lines, spring lines…Little Bertha (that’s the engine, a little 25 hp inboard gasoline engine) is purring like a kitten. A multitude of foul weather geared crew members are frantically releasing all lines as the engine is smartly put into reverse.



    -Captain there is a snake following us…

    -A what…Oh NO, shore power cord, must disconnect…quick …too late…our 100 ft extension cord is now 120…140…150…SNAP.

    Background noise of cash register in captain’s head .

    -Cheer up Captain… it’s bound to get better…How about a drink?

    Outside the harbor she’s blowing and pouring hard. Bow into wind all sails are smartly hoisted and “La Déferlante” takes on about 14 degrees of heel on a broad reach for a while and she swiftly accelerates to a comfortable 9 knots. A beautiful, fast, but wet passage directly across from Dorval. There is no need to follow the channel to the seaway, the water is high.



    As we turn into the Seaway , of course we have the wind and rain dead-on. Sails are lowered and it’s 6 knots under power to the first bridge…Nice and calm in here

    Three blows on the horn for the bridge to open…nothing…three more blows, still nothing. Half an hour later, a locomotive and caboose slowly crawl across the bridge,. The engineer waves at us…

    -GO SOAK YOUR HEAD…

    Finally we get through and again it’s six knots to the first lock.

    We must dock here and report to the lock Master on the pleasure boat phone.

    -La Déferlante to go through, Sir.

    -You’re 6 hours late… We have been expecting you since 06:30…Where have you been?

    -Very rough out there, long difficult crossing, bad weather and all that.

    -Eight hours to come from Dorval…OK…One Canada steamship line coming up, you’re next.

    A great mass of steel slowly appears out of the lock shining with rain. In goes “La Déferlante”…her crew is splendid…all ready with lines and fenders. She smartly nudges along the great slippery slimy wall.. All is well, we might as well have a drink. The Captain dives into the hatch towards the rum storage…must not loose time, the descent is starting. Faint voice from topside…”I’m seasick”

    -Who said that?…How do you expect to get across great Lac St. Pierre if you’re seasick in the locks.

    -On Lac St. Pierre you don’t go up and down 80 ft.

    Main floor, the doors slowly open and little Bertha pushes gently forward…All is well.



    Six knots to the next lock. The rain has stopped and partial clearing is taking place. The barometer is steady. The doors are open and we move right into the locks.. Nice routine descent. We wave at the lock Master and away we go into the channel towards the Montreal harbor.

    The sky is now deadly black…There are thunderstorms all around us , lightning flashes blinding us in reduced visibility…This must be the cold front passage. We can expect a severe squall and wind shift anytime now…Here it is the wind shifts to the north west at 20 knots….30…..40….the anemometer is going wild…50…55…the sea is boiling with spray and foam.

    -HEY …WATCH OUT FOR THAT RUSSIAN FREIGHTER…

    -OK…I see it…

    -Not that one…the one behind you. The rain is blinding as I turn around…Sure enough… not one but two Russian freighters…We couldn’t possibly be that far off-course after only a half an hour run…Must be a coincidence. I watch the two monsters go by…One to port, one to starboard. La Deferlante is trying to maintain her heading, little Bertha is giving all she’s got…Good girl.

    At last the storm dies and all is quiet again.

    -Anybody seasick?

    -I forgot, I was too excited.

    -Let’s have a drink.



    The wind is now north west at 20 with gusts. We might as well use it. Up all the sails, little Bertha, very tired goes to sleep. La Déferlante takes on about 25 degrees of heel and smartly reaches eight knots, gliding on the oily water of the Montreal harbor. Pp-4

    The 4 knots current is giving us a total of 10 knots groundspeed. Montreal slowly stays behind as we move towards Québec. Life is beautiful and peaceful as we enter the small craft channel below Pointe-aux-Trembles.



    21:00, it’s dark and cold, time to lower the anchor for the night. Tomorrow we meet again with the steamer channel. We may as well sleep here and save us the rolling of passing ships. Stew and wine have never tasted so good. The cabin is warm with the glow of the oil lamp. The gas stove maintains a comfortable temperature of 70 degrees. Eyes are slowly getting smaller and conversation is down to an occasional whisper. I guess it’s time to hit the sack.



    All of a sudden Buddy is wide awake and excited.

    -I’ll take the first anchor watch, he says.

    -You’ll what?… there is no anchor watch…go to bed, nothing can happen to us in here. We are protected on all sides from the weather and we have more than 40 fathoms of chain in two fathoms of water and the anchor is holding in solid clay, nothing can happen to us here.



    Poor Buddy …he is trying to hold back the tears, he was looking forward to that anchor watch so much. I didn’t know…I should have left him on deck all night, too late now.



    07:00, the crew is awake before the captain and put the coffee pot on. When ready, Gerry, very proud of himself wakes up the Captain, presenting him with a nice cup of hot brew-Here you are Sir, hot coffee.

    -Heu….

    -It’s 07:00 hr Captain, time to go.

    -oh…….OK…..Give me a cigarette.

    -Here you are Sir.

    -WHO THE HELL LEFT THE LIGHT IN THE HEAD ALL NIGHT/

    -NOT….ME……..NOT ME…..as he backs off to a safe distance muttering “boy what a grouch”



    As we raise the hook at 07:30 hr. the wind is north west at 15 knots. The cold is biting. Why is the barometer not rising?…

    08:00 hr. Everybody’s choice of scramble eggs while underway. There is a 10 degrees heel to starboard which keeps the whole mess on the stove.

    09:00 hr. The wind is now calm and we are drifting down with the current. The water in this part of the river is dirty, slimy, oily garbage green. An occasional dead rat flows by…There is no sense drifting any more than we have to in this sewer. “Wake up little Bertha”



    12:00 hr. the wind has picked up from the north east at fifteen…dead on the nose. This is getting to be a habit. The temperature is forty-six degrees with an overcast cold looking sky of cirrostratus and lower stratus to the west. The barometer has resumed a downward trend. This doesn’t make much sense unless it’s one of those double barrel weather system with several fronts. We may be in for a bad time.

    As we approach Sorel the wind has picked up to 30 to 35 knots and the rain has started to fall again. It’s so cold the rum has no effect



    With this wind , good old Lac St. Pierre is going to be a mess. The wind and waves will be right on the nose. There is no sense tacking, we will have to motor across. I am thinking to myself “someday I’ll sail across this stupid lake in good weather.

    A mess is hardly the word for it. As we round out the last island giving us shelter the wind is now 35 with gusts to 42 , the lake is furious. In spray and foam La Deferlante buries her bow under each wave. Little Bertha , throttle down to cruising revolutions , is doing her best.

    Lise pokes her head trough the hatch.

    -How long is this nonsense going to last?

    -Well with the wind and waves stopping us, we are making about one knot ground speed, we have 35 miles of lake…I would say about 30 hours.

    -About WHAT? Pp-5

    She’s gone…down below she pours herself a double scotch, takes two valiums and disappears in the forward cabin, shouting “WAKE ME UP IN TROIS RIVIERES.

    -It’s going to be a long cold wet crossing so we better organize shifts. Buddy and I will take the first watch. Jean and Gerry go to sleep below, I’ll call you in four hours.



    The weather is bloody miserable. The rain is coming down in buckets, most of it is seeping inside our foul weather gear, sending shivers down our spine …Why did I leave home.

    Little Bertha is consuming her one gallon of fuel per hour…So are we almost.



    Around the bend by the old rock pile, our heading shifts to the east, enough that waves are no longer dead on . Our ground speed improves to 3 knots, that’s good news.

    18:00 hr. the rain is still falling heavily, the wind however has somewhat abated and shifted a few degrees north, not enough to sail, but enough to give us better sea conditions . No more burying the bow or pounding. Thank God my fillings could not take much more of that. Our ground speed is now close to 5 knots .

    Jean has been at the helm for 3 hours, clad only in his bathing suit, bare feet, his rain jacket opened at the neck…How can he stand it…46 degrees…

    20:00 hr. The rain has stopped, the wind has shifted to full north at 15 knots and the barometer has started to rise …At last.



    _All hands on deck, approaching Trois-Rivières .

    21:00 hr. all motion has stopped. Little Bertha, exhausted has gone to sleep. Good girl…she’s earned it.

    We have a tremendous reception at the yacht club, invitation to a hot shower, sauna, dip in the indoor pool, life is worth living all over again.



    22:00 hr, now for a hot spaghetti, piece de résistance prepared by Lise . A word of advice to cruising sailors , if you plan spaghetti on the menu, don’t forget “the passoire”it pours very funny out of a tea kettle …

    23”00 hr….zzzzzzzzzzzz

    23:45 hr. …Knock…knock….Anybody home?…

    -Who’s there?

    -We are the boat ahead of you on the main dock. We were wondering when you plan to leave for Québec in the morning. We are going to motor up, leaving at 06:00 hr. would you care to join us? We have come all the way from Florida and going home again. Our experience with difficult waters and tides may be of some help to you.

    -Thanks just the same. We are leaving at 08:00 hr and plan to sail to Québec. The wind should be favorable. We should hit the Richelieu rapids with the outgoing tide at 16:00 hr.

    -You’ll never make it.

    -GOOD NIGHT….zzzzz…the very idea….zzzzz..motor to Québec…zzzzz.Why doesn’t he buy a motor boat….zzzzzzzzz.



    08:00 hr. The sky is clear, the wind is NW 15 to 20, the temperature and the barometer are rising as La Déferlante is raising sails towards Québec.

    All flutters cease as we take a heel angle of about 25 degrees to starboard. With the help of the outgoing tide we make good time past the difficult channel north of the long reef. The wind is now steady force five with higher gusts. La Déferlante is eating knots at the rate of 8 to 9 and occasionally 10 knots

    We had decided to ration drinking to one glass of rum every 5 miles…Keep your speed up, Baby, at this rate we shall be all dead drunk by Cap Rouge.



    The Richelieu rapid is right on schedule . The tide is going down full bore at 10 knots plus our 8 knots under sail. In case of potential trouble we are keeping Bertha at idle ready to go to work. The shore is going by us at 18 knots plus..WOW what a ride. In a moment it’s all over and we are around the bend in calmer water…but still going like a wild horse, rail under.

    pp-6



    _Ship ahoy…

    -Where away?…

    -That away…

    -FUNNY…

    Sure enough…our experienced nocturnal visitors are slowly motoring towards Québec .

    There is no greater feeling in life than sailing by a motoring sailboat. So we did, real close, so they could see the silly grin in our face.



    20:00 hr. The tide is reversing as we approach the Québec bridge . It had been slack since Donacona. Who cares we are still doing 8 knots.

    We approach the bridge…half of the lifeline under the green water, 35 degrees of bank to starboard, the whole rigging straining in C minor. What a way to live. They can keep their dirty highways and downtown candlelight restaurants.



    21:00 hr. The rail is under right to the entrance of the Québec yacht club …1000 ft to go…

    -STAND BY TO LOWER….NOW.

    Once again our splendid crew lowers and furls everything in 43 seconds flat.

    Into the harbor we come under the amazed eyes of all the shore bystanders. They had supervised the whole operation…They always do, hoping to see the red face of a very experienced , snobbish Sunday sailor make an idiot of himself...It happens...not only to Sunday, snobbish sailors but to the best of us, sometimes.



    -Very well done, crew.

    On the main dock a well dressed gentleman waves at us frantically , shouting something like “La place d’honneur, Monsieur, la place d’honneur…par ici.

    OK, la place d’honneur is as good as any I suppose.

    Splendid docking, the crew was magnificent , as La Déferlante reaches her half destination..Québec.

    -LET’S HAVE DRINK….

    .



    -



    END OF PART ONE.

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    Jacques Cartier sails again



    Part two



    All is well, we are now secured at he dock in Quebec and had a few drinks to celebrate. Now we must attend to the last minute preparation for the real reason of this trip, the charter.



    In keeping with the ship’s tradition of maintaining full bi-culturalism and bilingualism , we will now send Buddy and Gerry back to Montreal by train. ( we learned a week later that they got very involved in the club car and got off in Ottawa. But that’s another chapter…) Robert will arrive on the 17:30 train to take over his duties as first mate, cabin boy, deck hand and a few odds and ends in his spare times.



    18:00 hr. new crew all organized. Lise comes up with the brainstorm of an idea.

    -Let’s eat out,

    -And leave all this, the warm glow of the oil lamp, the peaceful surroundings, your great cooking…You’re out of your mind.-

    So much for my ideas…light the stove.



    20:00 all is well…last discussions on tomorrow’s program. We must leave the dock at 17:30 Hr. in order to catch the up tide at Richelieu. The first part of the day will be spent in matters of “protocol” , visit with members of parliament, official dinner, etc.



    After a good night sleep, a few cups of coffee, we all get dolled up for the first event of the day: breakfast at the armory where we will meet our guests for the first time. It is a disaster, more or less, not at all what we had expected. The Mayor of St. Malo and party are nice enough people , but not at all the type to spend three days confined on a 40 foot sailboat. They take the whole thing much too seriously. Mr. Mayor’s black tie and felt hat will not leave him for the duration of the voyage and he will spend most of the days loosing something. Mrs. Mayor is completely dominated by her high official husband. The “ Cineastre” will spend most of his time chasing Pedro, ( good looking fellow, but he likes girls). Monsieur Albert on the other hand, will remain a dear friend for life. He is a very well educated man with a great sense of humor.

    The rest of the day on land is spent going from one reception to an other, criss-crossing Québec city under police escort. ( Robert likes to make faces at the stopped traffic.)



    15:00, time for the crew to get back on board and get things under way . What better way to do that than in a big black limousine , fully escorted.



    15:30 hr. Back afloat, at last. I would never make a good Prime-Minister, it’s more fun to sail



    16:00 hr. Almost ready to go as we see a long procession of black limousine approaching the club. First our group which is followed by high dignitaries and our Air Canada representative for Québec and Jocelyne who is positively fuming. We don’t know why yet.

    As they walk down the dock , I can’t get over what I see. The Mayor in a black suit, tie, felt hat and…OH NO..hard black shoes that look almost like army boots . So is everybody else. The Mayor’s wife…you’ll never believe this…High heels

    They look like they are going to a funeral…Well, they will be if they don’t come up with decent deck shoes. They are not about to walk one inch on my deck with those shoes. I run to the Air Canada rep. And take him aside.

    -What about the shoes?

    -What about the WHAT.

    -The shoes…the shoes.

    -what about them?



    Pp1



    They are not coming on board with those shoes on. They were told on the phone in St. Malo to bring suitable deck shoes . This is not a destroyer, this is a sail boat with canvas deck, tell them to put running shoes on.

    -That’s all they have.

    -The deal is off.

    -WHAT.

    I said get them proper shoes or they take the train.

    -You can’t do that

    -Try me..



    It must be the first time in history that a full procession of government black limousine goes shopping under police escort.



    17:00 hr. Sirens again… This time our distinguished guests of honor are all walking down the dock clad in brand new running shoes…That’s better , but it sure looks Mafia Italian with the felt hat.



    The Captor, our RCMP escort is docked in front of us. He will be our mother hen all the way to Montreal. We will maintain radio contact at all times.



    17:45 Hr. Time to go…What a day, it’s still 80 degrees, light west wind and the barometer is steady at 30.02 hg. The forecast is good for at least 2 days



    With a west wind we could sail right out of the harbor…Why not, we might as well make a good show of it. Up go all the sails to the amazement of the gallery ( Nobody ever sails out of the Québec Yacht Club because of the tide and the very narrow inlet.) But slack tide , it’s worth a try.



    Under much noise, hand waving, TV radio and the band, we slowly go through the inlet and take on a4 degree angle of bank. The Cineastre reaches for a life jacket Madame Mayor grabs her husband who has a very funny look on his face.

    -Please, relax there is no danger, sailboats have to heel a bit to go forward. Those words of great wisdom an comfort reassure everybody and the Cineastre drops the life jacket.



    -Well, now that we are away from land, honored guests what do you say we drop all this protocol and go on first name basis for the remaining of the trip. Monsieur Le Maire you are now Marcel \_ I would prefer Monsieur Marcel mon Commandant .

    So much for that…



    18:30 Hr. Well under way. The tide is now against us but we have no choice if we want to hit the rise at Richelieu rapids.



    19:00 Hr. The wind is almost calm, we make no headway against the tide under sail. We must wake up little Bertha if we want to make Trois-Rivières by 08:00 Hr. for the official reception .



    19:30 Hr. Little Bertha must be pushed hard now, almost full throttle to make way against the current.. She won’t like that and I know exactly what she will do in about an hour.



    20:00 Hr. Our VIP are getting their foothold now …One of them even moved. Now the Cineastre starts taking pictures …Mostly of Pedro…Monsieur Albert is right at home. He loves every second of it. During the trip, he will always sit on the cabin top by the main mast with his “beret” and perpetual “cigare”. He looks at the shoreline going by slowly and seems quite happy about the whole thing. He will seldom speak during the trip but always with great wisdom. A great man. Indeed.



    20:30 Hr. it is now time for a light snack of paté de foie , wines and assorted pastries

    pp-2

    Lise and Jocelyne are doing a fabulous job down below with the guests. Robert an I on deck are drinking rum….much better



    What I had feared is now happening; little Bertha, discontented with this hard work, starts fillig the cabin with blue hot oily smoke. Soon we can barely see the inside of the cabin from the cockpit Down below they don’t seem to notice where it comes from and blame the whole thing on Monsieur Albert’s cigar., who under pressure reluctantly puts it out …Robert and I are splitting our ribs .



    23:00 Hr. What a night, 76 degrees, calm wind, full moon and the barometer is glued to the glass

    It’s been a hard day, we must organize sleeping: Monsieur Marcel and his wife will get the forward cabin. Monsieur Albert and the Cineastre will share the port double. Lise and Jocelyne will have the starboard double. Robert, Pedro and myself will remain on deck to work the ship to Trois-Rivières.



    00:01 Hr. what a night, all is quiet below. The tide is now reversing and we can throttle little Bertha to normal cruise. She loves the idea and stops smoking the cabin. Pedro decides to have a bit of a snooze under the stars.

    Wake me up when you want me to do something…or if the Cineastre comes up…oh, leave me your knife, just in case….He woke up at 07:00 approaching Trois-Rivieres .



    With the outgoing tide, there was very little traffic on the river, but now…It’s one ship after another. The name of the game is to cross all those waves at about one point off the bow to try to keep our VIP from falling out of bed. It’s no use, 21 times we will roll in giant waves before we reach Trois-Rivières . Each time the motion would send Monsieur Albert on top of the Cineastre who would wake up screaming.. “NOM DE DIEU, MAIS ALORS.. Monsieur Albert’s main concern was to keep his “beret” firmly on his head. During the night we also heard very unusual noises from the forward compartment, but never could make up what they were.



    02:00 hr The moon is so fantastic in the balmy air that neither Robert or I want to sleep.. Pedro is snoring in unison with the engine. Everything is right on schedule as we move from one Seaway marker to another and sleeping villages drift by like ghosts .



    05:00 Hr, Daylight.

    -Maybe I should take an hour nap to six and you can do the same from six to seven

    -Sounds good…



    -Allo La Déferlante this is Captor, do you read?

    -Captor, La Déferlante, go ahead on 16.

    -This slow speed is gumming up our engine, we are opening up to Trois-Rivières, if you need something, call us.

    -Roger will do ( a likely story)

    -05:03 Hr…See you in an hour Robert….zzzzzzzzz



    05:07 Hr. Bonjour mon Commandant, did you have a good night sleep?

    -Heu…what….heu…

    Monsieur Marcel was still on St. Malo time. To him it was time to start the day as he crawled over the Cineastre who said something like “merde alors”. As he poked his head through the hatch he forgot the main boom. The whole sequence went like this.: “ What a beautiful mor…Bang…Ouch…Ouais…ça alors…

    Serves him right for disturbing my 4 minute sleep. He went back down below rubbing his head, put his felt hat on

    and said “Jocelyne I want a cup of tea”..

    -Heu…

    -Yes it’s morning, I usually have tea and soup for breakfast…

    -SOUP…I’ll make coffee in a minute.

    My shoes are all wet, I left them outside the forward hole last night.

    -Monsieur Marcel, this is not a French hotel…Nobody shines shoes here, besides you have to wear sneakers.

    -Bon, d’accord, but I’m hungry.

    -Have a piece of bread and cheese for now.

    pp-3



    07:30 Hr. The sun is high and warm, the barometer is still stuck. This is going to be a lovely day again. Thank God . If it should rain, we would be in big trouble.



    Breakfast is easy to day, continental.

    We are expected in Trois-Rivières for an official breakfast . The most difficult thing to do is to wake Pedro . We finally come up with the magic words “Here comes the Cineastre” he’s up like a shot and running to the bow. Looking at a distance he can’t believe what he sees. Rubbing his eyes he looks again.

    Sure enough…A whole Armada of small motorboats is coming towards us…Quite a sight…20 at least, all flying the French flag, the Québec flag , grand-pavois, yacht club flags and even a “Princecraft Boat flag”

    In traditional power boat fashion, all fenders are flying.



    The biggest 40 footer is now making dangerous maneuvers at close range . He wants to board us.

    _hey La Déferlante, we have the Mayor of Trois-Rivières on board, will you take him?

    -Sure, why not.

    -I bring our ship to a stop as he moves alongside to transfer his passenger.

    By now 19 power boats are circling us at high speed, making the “abordage” very difficult …Thank God for the flying fenders…We better make it fast….Alongside for a moment…one leaping Mayor on board…and away…Oh my God, Oh NO…too late…he’s on board…wearing what looks like golf shoes…What now…Flying fenders is gone. Lise comes to the rescue

    -Mr.Mayor, there is an old tradition amongst sailors. It is said that he who walks bare feet on his first sailboat trip shall die old and wealthy. Good girl…She must have seen my look of despair …



    08:00 Hr. Into the harbor we come.



    I have now solved the riddle of the flying fenders. It is the only way you can get 20 speeding motorboats through a 50 foot wide inlet without a single sinking…



    All VIP ashore for the reception. At last the crew will get a well deserved rest until 16:00 Hr.



    16:00 Hr. Temperature 82, wind SW 08, barometer steady as we pull out of the harbor under full sail. The sails are for show really. With this wind there is no way we will get across great Lac St. Pierre under sail. As we pass under the bridge, the last of the flying fenders turns back home. The time has come to wake up little Bertha and drop the sails….Someday I will sail across Great Lac St. Pierre…



    The wind is now picking up…from the SW…dead on the nose…10 to 15 knots, the sea is getting choppy. Two foot waves slow us down to 5 knots ground speed. The venerable guests are having wine and cheese down below. Robert and I on deck are computing our ground speed and running time across to Sorel…Not very good…eight or nine hours at least.



    -La Déferlante, this is Captor, do you read?

    -Five square, go ahead Captor.

    -We are gumming up our engines again. This is very slow, any suggestion?

    -Your line or mine?

    -Do you have a big hawser?

    -200 feet, one inch nylon

    -Lovely…come up to our stern.



    A mighty heave and it’s 12 knots to Sorel …drawn by twin 450’s….Perfect.

    No more gumming on Captor and back to sleep for Bertha…

    We are making mustaches like you wouldn’t believe . La Déferlante never had a bone in the mouth like that before…At least 20 feet on each side. Even the stern wave is up to the pushpit.



    pp-pp4

    One little problem which is bound to come up soon, very soon at this speed. Our ship has a centerboard with two, one inch, breathing holes on top of the dining table. And waves create pressure inside of the centerboard box at high speed. .Since we expected that for this rapid crossing we had plugged the 2 holes with Champagne corks . The two foot waves are not a problem. We will now, however start to meet cargo ships with 4 to 5 footers . The first one comes within 50 feet of us at a pretty good clip. Have you ever seen a centerboard blow it’s corks…It’s fascinating… They hit the ceiling like cannon balls, pushed by hundred pounds of water pressure.. Next comes the reaction of the people below. They take a very dim view of this unexpected shower… Monsieur Albert’s cigar is ruined…



    We are now entering the Sorel harbor, 4 hours ahead of schedule. There is no official reception here. This stop was planned to give our guests a good night sleep at the Marina hotel. Off they go with Jocelyne. Lise , Robert and me will have a lovely night sleep after a few drinks with our Captor’s friends.



    -Well, I guess it’s time to hit the sack if we want to get underway at 06:00 hr. Remember we must be at “Terre Des Hommes” at 16:00 Hr. sharp. It’s going to be a very slow ride up that current, 3 knots at best over the bottom.

    -Or get up at 09:00 and make 12 knots says the Captor’s Commander.

    I wouldn’t want to be held responsible of gumming up your engines again…09:00 Hr it is…

    10:00 Hr. Brilliant sunshine, balmy 73 degrees, no change on the glass since yesterday, no wind, flat calm…It’s better than a SW blow , I suppose.

    -La Déferlante calling Captor, do you read Captor ?

    -Go ahead La Déferlante on one six.

    -What do you say we use the small craft channel, we’ll avoid the flying corks…

    -Either that or give each of you a bar of soap…

    -Funny, very funny. Over and out.



    So, it’s 12 knots up the St. Lawrence, towns and villages go roaring by as we swallow markers after markers.

    Our most honored guests are now quite at ease on board. Monsieur Albert always sits on the cabin top with his perpetual cigar and beret . He has a map and checks our position by each village.



    -Hey Pedro, you’re in charge of photography, I would like a picture of the mustaches from the top of the mast…

    -Not on your life.

    -No picture, no pay….

    -What?

    -You heard me…

    -But…But…But…

    -Stop making noises like an outboard motor and get up there.

    So up he goes in the bosom’s chair, drawn up by the anchor windlass…Electricity is a wonderful invention



    -La Déferlante, this is Captor.

    -Go…Captor.

    -We are now abeam Pointe-Aux-Trembles , four mile to go to Man and his world. You wouldn’t want the reception to see us like this, do you?

    -Let go the line…



    A break at last, wind ENE 10, so we can sail the rest of the way . Up goes everything . She is splendid under her seven sails Her big blue spinnaker is filling just right. The current is very strong, we are making 1.5 knots ground speed. For a change, this is perfect as we have 3.5 hours to go 4 miles



    16:14 Hr. The temperature is 84, wind ENE 10 as we approach Man and his world. The inlet has a very strong cross current right to the entrance to the harbor. We must come in under full sail. There is barely room to turn into wind to lower sails before getting to the dock. I have, however full confidence in the crew. Each will have a job to perform at a specific moment . With all this crowd waiting for us , this is not the time to foul things up.

    pp-5



    -Robert, you will lower main and genny.I will look after the mizzen as well as steer. Lise at the signal you will raise the main “Grand Pavois” . Jocelyn, mizzen “Grand Pavois”. Monsieur Albert, you drop the two forward fenders. Monsieur Marcel will handle the two rear fenders. Pedro, you will handle the bow line and Monsieur Cineastre, the stern line .All this must happen on command, not before, not after.

    There… now that should work, I think,

    As we come through the inlet, the sight is to behold…thousands of people, all cheering amid the band and the multiple military salutes.



    -GET READY…



    La Déferlante starts a 360 degrees turn to port. The sails must be lowered as we pass through the wind without stopping.



    -STAND BT…Lower sails…Up grand pavois…Perfect…Right through the wind and around the other side without as much as a slow down.



    We are now facing the main dock, where the Mayor of Montreal, the President of Air Canada and a multitude of high dignitaries are waiting for us…20 feet to go…



    -LOWER FENDERS…STAND BY WITH DOCK LINES…

    La Déferlante gently kisses the edge of the dock. The time is 16:29…One minute early….

    Little Bertha goes back to sleep… one last time.



    Man and his world new season ‘s exhibition is now officially open …



    -LET’S HAVE A DRINK…





    Captain Pierre Guy Charbonneau.









    PS. The true name of all involved were maintained in the story in order to protect the innocents who were not part of that trip.





    LA DEFERLANTE



    Built in 1949 by DR J.Omer Lafortune . LOA: 40 feet, beam:11 feet, keel centerboard ketch rig

    Owner and Skipper: Captain Pierre Guy Charbonneau, Royal St. Lawrence Yacht Club, Dorval.











    Prologue

    By Rear Admiral, John G. Pinshaw. R.S.N





    In my 29 years in the Navy I have never read a funnier story of let’s see what happens as we sail along…. Jacque Cartier Sails again is a must read for old salts.

    Twenty years from now this sort of trip will probably be sweet memories unfortunately impossible to re-live.









    Short Story literary prize ,1974, Cruising Yachtsmen of America.

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    Classic!

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    What a great story! Thanks for posting it. It's nice to chuckle once again on the forum!

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    Thanks, Dave. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Good, Very good.

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    What a time: methinks we need to spend more time like that! [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    I would like a ride in that bosom's chair.

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    Yeah, there're a few chuckles in it!

    But funny you should mention that chair. As soon as I read about how he hoisted it, I smacked my forehead and said, "Oh for Pete's sake...", because I've never used that method of hauling myself up the mast. (It was too obvious, is my only defense.) The anchor winch.... grrr of course! I've hauled myself up as per Hervey Garret Smith with a 4-part tackle.

    Using the winch requires 2 people of course, and I'm frequently solo when painting and rigging, but occasionally I'm not. Next spring, I'm trying it!

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    Good stuff!

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    A good story.

    Thanks, Dave.

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    Thank's Dave, what a great way to spend my lunch hour.

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    Originally posted by Garrett Lowell:
    I would like a ride in that bosom's chair.
    Me too!

    Great story!

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    Let's have a drink!

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