If It Wasn't For the Irish and the Jews
Music by Jean Schwartz. Lyrics by William Jerome.
I just returned from Europe. I've seen London and
Paree, and I'm glad to get back home to Yankee land!
In fact, the little U.S.A. looks better now to me.
It's the real place for the real folks — understand?
But still I often sit and think what would this country
be if we hadn't men like Rosenstein and Hughes.
You'd surely have a kingdom. There'd be no
democracy if it wasn't for the Irish and the Jews.
What would this great Yankee nation really,
really ever do if it wasn't for a Levy, a
Monahan, or Donahue?
Where would we get our policemen?
Why, Uncle Sam would have the blues!
Without the Pats and Isadores you'd have
no big department stores if it wasn't
for the Irish and the Jews.
You all know Charlie Frohman and his brother Dan, of
course. How often have you laughed at Louie Mann?
And Lew and Joe who used to run the Little Music
Hall —and that wonder, clever George M. Cohan!
Dave Warfield, Peter Daly, Charlie Ross, and Andrew
Mack — for years and years they drove away the blues.
Where would you get your actors from--I'd really like
to know — if it wasn't for the Irish and the Jews?
What would you do for amusement? There would
be no place to go if it wasn't for the Shuberts,
Frank McKee, and Marcus Loew!
K. and E. and Billy Brady Hammerstein I musn't lose!
I once heard Dave Belasco say, "You
couldn't stage a play today if it wasn't for
the Irish and the Jews!"
Talk about a combination
Hear my words and make a note
On St. Patrick's day Rosinsky
Pins a shamrock on his coat.
There's a sympathetic feeling
Between the Blooms and McAdoos.
Why Tammany would surely fall.
There'd really be no Hall at all —
If it wasn't for the Irish and the Jews.