How do you wipe

[George.]

I like the Viking way

https://www.realclearscience.com/blo...ts_877637.html

[Paul Pless]

the article left out the three sea shells

[George.]

Why three?

[wizbang 13]

Corn cobs…. “easy insertion”… heh heh

[skuthorp]

Bidets, water wasters and a 1st world option.
No one mentioned newspapers, not only cheap but a political comment in itself at times. And I had a roll of toilet paper printed with the face of a long gone state premier….. now gone to a museum…….

[MushCreek]

If yer usin' anything finer than 60 grit, yer a wimp.

[George.]

Bidets, water wasters and a 1st world option.

The most natural option. I use a river whenever I can.

[wizbang 13]

The most natural option. I use a river whenever I can.

Beaver Fever

[birlinn]

Still got a bit of bog roll left with Trump's mug printed on every piece.

[Keith Wilson]

The most natural option. I use a river whenever I can.

That's difficult around here in January.

[mizzenman]

Just take a healthy handfull of snow and scrub your crack, if you are lucky there are some ice in there too. It'll feel just like a river in Brazil

[George.]

That's difficult around here in January.

Here too, unless you remember to put bug spray on your poop deck.

[Lugs]

The most natural option. I use a river whenever I can.

you got piranha there?

[Keith Wilson]

Here too, unless you remember to put bug spray on your poop deck.

Here you'd have to break the ice with an axe. Snow works, though, if it's somewhat wet and you can make a snowball, although it's not comfortable.

[Paul Pless]

what about candiru?

you got piranha there?

[Paul Pless]

dont you wear socks?

Here you'd have to break the ice with an axe. Snow works, though, if it's somewhat wet and you can make a snowball, although it's not comfortable.

[CWSmith]

Barbel fish - they're native to Africa, but they do a good job...

[David G]

When away from the 'comforts of home', I like water, if it won't befoul things for everyone else. Wilderness camping - it was snow in winter, and moss in summer. Even here in the NW though, moss is not always handy... so leaves.

[Jim Bow]

[Breakaway]

The most natural option. I use a river whenever I can.

Not so cool for the folks downstream, is it?

I would have though you'd have given it some distance from water and buried the material.

kevin

[Breakaway]

In a jam, I have cut off a shirt tail and also used a sock.

Mostly, I carry a bandana and some TP or paper towel with me in the field, or on the boat, as a matter of habit

Kevin

[David W Pratt]

The most natural option. I use a river whenever I can.

Like the UN troops in Haiti?

[George.]

Not so cool for the folks downstream, is it?

One Indian peeing in the river is picturesque. 1000 Indians peeing in the river is pollution.

[Durnik]

ahem.. from Hitchiker's Guide -

"A towel is the most important item a Hitchhiker can carry. "


wash when done & carry (pun intended!) on!

[Hugh MacD]

Paper from "WHO GIVES A CRAP". They forward half their profits to help create clean water and sanitation services.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Take one sheet of tp fold it twice tear a small corner off of it and wipe, oh that piece you tore off. That to clean the crap out from under your finger nail.

[Bob Adams]

[Bob Adams]

Paper from "WHO GIVES A CRAP". They forward half their profits to help create clean water and sanitation services.

I have a case of that....pretty good!

[Ed Harrow]

After playing Catch-22 with Verizon for 50+ minutes, I thought I'd see if I could find some humor here...

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Why the WBF doesn't like vertical format pix is beyond me...

Made by my Great Uncle Harry.

Instructions:

In case of emergency use hammer to break glass.

Use one red corn cob.
Use a white one to see if a second red one is neccessary.

[Stiletto]

[gypsie]

Rabbits. Just catch them before you start.


there was paper (he he) that circulated in Australia a while back that said 50% of people wipe front to back, and 50% back toward the front.

[Chippie]

Until recently I used to let it dry on then pick it off and store in a snuff box I carried in my waistcoat pocket then when full dispose of it in the used ticket bin on the bus.

Now in old age I use the curved handle on my walking stick reaching back over my shoulder, and wash it when I get home.

[Ron Williamson]

You wash the walking stick or shoulder?
Or both?
R

[Dave Gray]

Kesey in “Sometimes a Great Notion “ describes an Oregon coastal Indian reading a page from Thomas Mann’s “The Magic Mountain “, tearing it off, and wiping her rear.

[L.W. Baxter]

this is your best thread in many a moon, george..