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    "In a vehement defense of the former President, Tucker Carlson said that Donald J. Trump’s possible theft of nuclear secrets “pales in comparison” with Hunter Biden’s possible use of his father’s Netflix password.

    “Let’s be clear: we don’t know if Trump stole nuclear secrets, and we don’t know if Hunter stole his dad’s Netflix password,” the Fox News host said. “But, if both of these things happened, what Hunter did was far worse.”
    Expanding on his argument, Carlson said, “No one knows what Trump would do, if anything, with nuclear secrets. But Hunter Biden could have only one use for his father’s Netflix password: illegally obtaining streaming content for free.”
    “If Hunter did this, he must be punished to the fullest extent of the law,” he added.


    Carlson demanded that Attorney General Merrick Garland drop the investigation into Trump’s possession of classified documents and probe Hunter Biden’s possible use of an ill-gotten Netflix password “immediately.”
    “It’s time to do your job, Merrick Garland,” he said. “Every time Hunter watches ‘Stranger Things’ for free, our democracy is threatened.”

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    Borowitz

    Senator Josh Hawley is “deeply concerned” that his newfound national reputation for cowardice is overshadowing his commitment to end democracy.
    “People see one video of me fleeing like a terrified bunny, and they think that’s all there is to me,” Hawley told reporters at a press conference. “They’re totally forgetting that I’m also a guy who tried to overturn a free and fair election.”
    ITS CHAOS, BE KIND

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    Photo needs a caption. "And with viagra...."

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    That truly is a desperate statement.

    I like Jay's caption.
    "Where you live in the world should not determine whether you live in the world." - Bono

    "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

    "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx

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    From The Borowitz Report, though it is getting more and more difficult to differentiate between satire and news these days.

    Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.

    In 2001, he created The Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has millions of readers around the world, for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor.
    The Borowitz Report was acquired by The New Yorker in 2012.

    His two most recent books were both best-sellers: "
    The 50 Funniest American Writers," which became the first title in the history of the Library of America to make the Times best-seller list; and a memoir, "An Unexpected Twist," a No. 1 best-seller, which Amazon named the Best Kindle Single of 2012.

    His latest book, "
    Profiles in Ignorance: How America’s Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber," is forthcoming in 2022.

    As a comedian, Borowitz has performed sold-out shows around the world and has made numerous television and radio appearances, including on NPR, VH1, and Comedy Central.

    His solo comedy show, "Make America Not Embarrassing Again," toured the U.S. from 2018 to 2020.

    He has been called a "Swiftian satirist" (the
    Wall Street Journal), "one of the country’s finest satirists" (the Times), and "one of the funniest people in America" (CBS News’s "Sunday Morning").
    You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound. — P.G. Wodehouse (Carry On, Jeeves)

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    My mind says you can't make this up.

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