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Sitting having a snack and I became aware that with old age had come lethargy.
For instance although I had eaten a whole packet, and that was the last one, I had not questioned how they were made.
Are there different Operatives for piercing the eyes/nose/ears and mouth if so, are they sitting at an assembly line "punching" the different holes in as they pass by if that be the case there must be 4 Operatives?
There could of course be a single machined punch with all six holes incorporated reducing the required Operatives to one.
Then there is the question of what happens to the swarf ? That could amount to a considerable amount, of potato surely they won't let it go to waste?
Then upon perusing the packet they inform us that it , "is suitable for Vegetarians"
Jeez I been giving the dog some!!
They then go on ( AND SO DO YOU I hear ) to say " not to be sold separately. I am aware that there are an awful lot of people going hungry but surely a single diminutive crisp wouldn't be helpful?
I feel better now.
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