Proclamation The First

[amish rob]

You fools! Mua-hahahahaha!

The Emperor For Life hereby proclaims LeeG will have to do all the heavy lifting this month. And, there will be “art”.

That’s all I can think of, because I’m a feeble minded, washed up, has been Emperor now. Where's that damned scepter? Who has my laurel leaves?

And, nobody else gets to wear purple!

Peace,
EFL II

[skuthorp]

Here is your royal seal Rob


and Lee's

[LeeG]

where’s JohnB?

[amish rob]

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Nurp.

Coincidentally enough, grandpa around the corner has an enormous collection of barbed wire.

I didn’t name JohnB and accessory because Spin said it’s up to you and me, Lee. Get to work!

[hawkeye54]

" All hail the wise and all-knowing EFL Rob! ! ! , " that about right ?

[amish rob]

Wise? Wise ass, maybe. All knowing? Maybe Al knowing… technically Albert.

None of youse can blame me. I didn’t ask, nor did I vote, but I can’t resist the will of the electorate. They want inanity, they got it.

Now, where did I set that fineliner and jook?

[LeeG]

Ok, todays contribution. 78F and I’m sitting on the roofed platform that doubles for my living room, chicken slaughtering and kiddie pool. No chickens for a month so it’s cleaned up with an inflatable kiddie pool about to grow slime. 2 1/2 yr old grandaughter came out to see what’s up. Her hair hangs in front of her eyes as she says “it’s durty in theyre” so we’re draining the pool and she’s sliding around with a sponge cleaning it up.
Life is good. Birds chirping. Big black Bella is back from running around so she’s cooling down quietly panting.

[P.I. Stazzer-Newt]

You fools! Mua-hahahahaha!





And, nobody else gets to wear purple!

Peace,
EFL II

Am I ok with mauve or indigo?

[amish rob]

Hmmm… I would have though the Emperor/purple thing would have been more clear.

Of course, I imagined the entire EFL joke would have gone over, too, but it kind of backfired. My humor is pretty dumb and silly.

[switters]

Wil there be a tour de France discussion oh eminent BROtms?

[amish rob]

Oh, I don’t think I’m going to delve into any more bicycle racing threads. I’ll leave it to the experts.

[ron ll]

Beware Proclamation the Second. If it says anything about future elections, we’re all in trouble.

[David G]

Wise? Wise ass, maybe. All knowing? Maybe Al knowing… technically Albert.

None of youse can blame me. I didn’t ask, nor did I vote, but I can’t resist the will of the electorate. They want inanity, they got it.

Now, where did I set that fineliner and jook?

Are you sure about that one? I thought it was always safe, and always 'in order' to blame the skinny kid <G>

[TomF]

What's the take on a magenta loophole?

[amish rob]

Beware Proclamation the Second. If it says anything about future elections, we’re all in trouble.

That’s the spirit!

[JimD]

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That’s all I can think of, because I’m a feeble minded, washed up, has been Emperor now.
EFL II

Maybe so, but you're feeble minded and washed up for life. So they can never take that away from you.

[amish rob]

Thank you all. This thread has made me laugh out loud several times.

[LeeG]

Wil there be a tour de France discussion oh eminent BROtms?

hell yes

[Canoeyawl]

The election was stolen

[George.]

The election was stolen

Yes, bobbys won.

[LeeG]

Dry, stale, and full of fruits?

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That triggers me

[Canoeyawl]

Dry, stale, and full of fruits?

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A celebration

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[amish rob]

The Bilge needs an Electoral College.

Scot, can we get that?