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    You fools! Mua-hahahahaha!

    The Emperor For Life hereby proclaims LeeG will have to do all the heavy lifting this month. And, there will be ďartĒ.

    Thatís all I can think of, because Iím a feeble minded, washed up, has been Emperor now. Where's that damned scepter? Who has my laurel leaves?

    And, nobody else gets to wear purple!

    Peace,
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    Here is your royal seal Rob


    and Lee's
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    where’s JohnB?

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    Nurp.

    Coincidentally enough, grandpa around the corner has an enormous collection of barbed wire.

    I didnít name JohnB and accessory because Spin said itís up to you and me, Lee. Get to work!

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    " All hail the wise and all-knowing EFL Rob! ! ! , " that about right ?
    Charter Member - - Professional Procrastinators Association of America - - putting things off since 1965 " I'll get around to it tomorrow, .... maybe "

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    Wise? Wise ass, maybe. All knowing? Maybe Al knowingÖ technically Albert.

    None of youse can blame me. I didnít ask, nor did I vote, but I canít resist the will of the electorate. They want inanity, they got it.

    Now, where did I set that fineliner and jook?

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    Ok, todays contribution. 78F and I’m sitting on the roofed platform that doubles for my living room, chicken slaughtering and kiddie pool. No chickens for a month so it’s cleaned up with an inflatable kiddie pool about to grow slime. 2 1/2 yr old grandaughter came out to see what’s up. Her hair hangs in front of her eyes as she says “it’s durty in theyre” so we’re draining the pool and she’s sliding around with a sponge cleaning it up.
    Life is good. Birds chirping. Big black Bella is back from running around so she’s cooling down quietly panting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    You fools! Mua-hahahahaha!





    And, nobody else gets to wear purple!

    Peace,
    EFL II
    Am I ok with mauve or indigo?
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    HmmmÖ I would have though the Emperor/purple thing would have been more clear.

    Of course, I imagined the entire EFL joke would have gone over, too, but it kind of backfired. My humor is pretty dumb and silly.

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    Wil there be a tour de France discussion oh eminent BROtms?
    Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
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    Oh, I don’t think I’m going to delve into any more bicycle racing threads. I’ll leave it to the experts.

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    Beware Proclamation the Second. If it says anything about future elections, we’re all in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    Wise? Wise ass, maybe. All knowing? Maybe Al knowing… technically Albert.

    None of youse can blame me. I didn’t ask, nor did I vote, but I can’t resist the will of the electorate. They want inanity, they got it.

    Now, where did I set that fineliner and jook?
    Are you sure about that one? I thought it was always safe, and always 'in order' to blame the skinny kid <G>
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    What's the take on a magenta loophole?
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by ron ll View Post
    Beware Proclamation the Second. If it says anything about future elections, weíre all in trouble.


    Thatís the spirit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    ...

    That’s all I can think of, because I’m a feeble minded, washed up, has been Emperor now.
    EFL II
    Maybe so, but you're feeble minded and washed up for life. So they can never take that away from you.
    There is no rational, logical, or physical description of how free will could exist. It therefore makes no sense to praise or condemn anyone on the grounds they are a free willed self that made one choice but could have chosen something else. There is no evidence that such a situation is possible in our Universe. Demonstrate otherwise and I will be thrilled.

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    Thank you all. This thread has made me laugh out loud several times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by switters View Post
    Wil there be a tour de France discussion oh eminent BROtms?
    hell yes

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    The election was stolen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoeyawl View Post
    The election was stolen
    Yes, bobbys won.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Z View Post
    Dry, stale, and full of fruits?

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    That triggers me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Z View Post
    Dry, stale, and full of fruits?

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    A celebration

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    The Bilge needs an Electoral College.

    Scot, can we get that?

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