Re: Crash course in Spanish, or a translator app?
Two months isn't enough time to learn any useful level of Spanish, especial for a tired old brain, apart from tourist level phrase book stuff such as 'Hello, my name is Bob. How much does the hat cost?' And when they tell you how much the hat costs chances are you won't understand the answer. Plenty of one on one online schools through Skype if you can afford it. There's also a ton of free Youtube spanish language instruction channels you can watch. Good luck.
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