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  1. 01-22-2022, 04:50 AM #1
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    Default Darwin Award attempt?

    Don't try this at home.

    https://gizmodo.com/mans-penis-fills...cti-1848376444
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .
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    Good try, better luck next time………...
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    Sometimes you wonder how the human race survives...
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    Default Re: Darwin Award attempt?

    "The man needed surgery after his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into his urethra.

    Accidentally???? I can't imagine a situation where that is possible! Accidentally??
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    That’s a lot of foam! And I was worried about my windows. There are bigger questions to ponder….
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    Gives a new meaning to the brand name "Great Stuff!"
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    Hate to think what he’d do with a can of Flex Seal.
    Fight Entropy, build a wooden boat!
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    (Constipation ?)
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    "Just because something CAN be done, doesn't mean it SHOULD be done "
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    Bet he voted for Trump.
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    Did these dopes know that the tube is easily removed from the can of foam?
    I wonder if those two guys are still together.
    I was born on a wooden boat that I built myself.
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    I wonder if those two guys are still together.
    They would be if they'd used fifty-two-hundred.
    Speak softly and carry a mouthful of marbles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Mahan View Post
    They would be if they'd used fifty-two-hundred.

    now that's funny!
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    no,no,no I can’t unread that, oh gawd I’m taking a break and go turn compost. bleck, feck, yeck!
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    'Turning compost' is the correct response.
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    "Though the man doesn’t appear to have had any episodes since, it’s likely that he would need to go through a psychological evaluation before any attempt at reconstructive surgery would be made, according to the report."

    Maybe his partner, too? You know, the one with the itchy trigger finger?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWSmith View Post
    "Though the man doesn’t appear to have had any episodes since, it’s likely that he would need to go through a psychological evaluation before any attempt at reconstructive surgery would be made, according to the report."

    Maybe his partner, too? You know, the one with the itchy trigger finger?
    Don't tell me the partner was foaming at the mouth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garret View Post
    Don't tell me the partner was foaming at the mouth!
    So many replies, so few I could get away with...
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    Florida? Texas? . . . Or Oklahoma?
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    Reminds me of attempting to strip off a "Texas catheter" while coming out of anesthesia.
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    Using 5200 will never be the same, never mind the foam
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    I'm surprised it never occured to him to just leave the foam alone, so he'd never have to worry about being caught short. It would be fun to be at the emergency room later when the doc asks "how long has the foan been in there?" nd the guy answers, "a couple of months. I didn't want to be caught short, ya'know".
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    If he was quick >>>Acetone is a solvent that dissolves uncured polyurethane foam, ouch!
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