View Poll Results: Whom would would you like to see as BROTM for November?

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  • David G

    7 19.44%
  • Paul Pless

    16 44.44%
  • Breakaway

    2 5.56%
  • Woodpile

    0 0%
  • Jim Mayan

    11 30.56%
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  1. #1
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    Cool BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Nominees are:

    David G
    Paul Pless
    Breakaway
    Woodpile
    Jim Mahan


    Choose wisely -Treat kindly...

    A secret to a good marriage is to have a quick mind and a slow mouth...



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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Jim Jim Jim Jim...

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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Early lead, 11am UK time!

    Andy
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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Not noticing the typo in the poll form, and purely pro forma, I've had my press office release the following statement.

    And to wit:

    Or wait for it. The wit. It would be a wit wait.

    ***

    Of course the voting needs to continue anyway, but, I'd like to acknowlege my nomination, as a matter of good Bilge form. (I'll get you for this, Luppo.)

    But, c'mon, let's be Keith Wilsonish about this, and let's not be silly. Or maybe a little silly. Like Ghandi. Most people don't know that he was a real card and liked nothing more than a good gag.

    So, by way acknowleging fellow nominees, all rats of surpassing something, and aplomb. Aplomb! Aplomb! Everybody out. There's gonna be an exblosion!...

    A pre-election analytical summary.

    Paul Pless. Pless-meister. Pless-orama. Pless-aroo. Seriously? Dr. P has surpassed BRoTM, and even oTY, by being, far and away, the postingess Bilge rat ever. Diligent. Ever pronning. No contest, and so what would be the point of asking him to 'step up' to contribute?

    DavidG. Unhun. Mostly the same as P, but with extra... knowlege, broader and wider knowlege, deeper, too, and stuff. Specific stuff. Details. Categories. More analysis than you could shake at.

    Woodpile'd be good, except for nominatorial caveat, because he, IMOBHIO, wouldn't be able to not campaign for his orange boy who rhymes with lump, and against our President, our very exemplary statesman president. And why torment him with that burden of abuse, day after day, after day, Biden this, Biden that, Biden. Trying to put Trump's dismality and criminal ineptitude against Biden's successes in the Senate and the House, a new prosperity and regained respect around the world and a return for diplomatic sanity, for a whole month? Not Trump. Ah, ha, ha, ha... I think I spotted.

    So Breakaway for the win. Congrats to Kevin, an estimable and nearly venerable upstart, I mean, diligent and frequent posting rat of distinction.

    And none, too soon, neither. 'Cause, otherwise there'd be... well, you know... Jimmy stories. Then more Jimmy stories. With photos and loquacious, florid, turgid, and frothily tumescent reminiscences of past lives, featuring women of repute, glory anon, fosstiness, and then abruptly

    ***
    Pless as BROTM. Hilarious. Whoever posited him needs to be awarded something for bold humor. Like BBHRoTM. And fortitude, because how long did it take for some Pless adulant rat to finally summon it to make such a daring move.
    Speak softly and carry a mouthful of marbles.

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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    i'm down with jimmy stories
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    David seems the most likely to have a course syllabus, assigned readings, and homework. But I was promised free beer...

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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Fair Warning --

    <stolen from a Pub Post>

    If the danged fools elect me, I'll announce that - until the powers I've demanded are forthcoming - I'm appointing an emissary. 'Devilish Bobby Tulsy -- ambassador to Bilgelandia!!!'
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    Tough choice - Pless the immobilized, bored outta his skull, prolific BilgeRat. Or the pleasant, tangential, really chatty Mayan. And who doesn't like our southern ancestors?
    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    i'm down with jimmy stories
    You have my vote O Flatulent Leader!
    You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
    Mahatma Gandhi

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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Is one of the candidates a day drinker?

    I mean other than mom and dad.

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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Seriously, what is to be gained by Paul as BROTM? He's going to keep bombing the place with good threads no matter what.
    Last edited by lupussonic; 10-27-2021 at 02:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lupussonic View Post
    Seriously, what is to be gained by Paul as BROTM? He's going to keep bombing the place with good threads no matter what.
    thank you brother
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lupussonic View Post
    Seriously, what is to be gained by Paul as BROTM? He's going to keep bombing the place with good threads no matter what.
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    Default Re: BROTM for Novemberů Poll here.

    Congrats Paul!
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    Paul is the BROTM of November. Congratulations!
    Choose wisely -Treat kindly...

    A secret to a good marriage is to have a quick mind and a slow mouth...



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