Poll...BROTH of March.., Vote here.

[Spin_Drift]

Here are the nominees.


Kevin T,
Bluedog,
Seanz
Fred z
WI-Tom,

[bluedog225]

Kevin 2021!

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

[bluedog225]

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[Kevin T]

Just cast my vote for Bluedog225. We just need 5 more votes for the Bluedog225 and will have a Bilge rat we can believe in.

Honestly I can't believe I've received 9 votes, do you folks have me confused with someone else? I think I've started all of 6 threads in almost 12 years. I seen twice that many threads started by some of the nominees in a single morning, boy talk about a group looking to be disappointed.

Please don't make me go all Trumpian, shooting people on Fifth Avenue, cheating on my spouse, paying off porn stars, evading taxes, declaring bankruptcy 4 or 5 times, erecting garish gold accented buildings and the like. I am going to draw the line though at mirrored ceilings and gilded golden furniture, Dictator chic is simply not my thing.

Alright this is my last attempt to throw the election: I'm going to act all arrogant as if I've already won by a landslide in the hopes that you all reject an arrogant SOB and show me that I don't have it in the bag, and you reject my candidacy by a wide margin. Oh Puhlease in the name of the FSM spare me this fate. I beseech thee.

[oznabrag]

Yer toasted, dude.

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Saying you don't want it just makes people vote for you.

[George Jung]

Just cast my vote for Bluedog225. We just need 5 more votes for the Bluedog225 and will have a Bilge rat we can believe in.

Honestly I can't believe I've received 9 votes, do you folks have me confused with someone else? I think I've started all of 6 threads in almost 12 years. I seen twice that many threads started by some of the nominees in a single morning, boy talk about a group looking to be disappointed.

Please don't make me go all Trumpian, shooting people on Fifth Avenue, cheating on my spouse, paying off porn stars, evading taxes, declaring bankruptcy 4 or 5 times, erecting garish gold accented buildings and the like. I am going to draw the line though at mirrored ceilings and gilded golden furniture, Dictator chic is simply not my thing.

Alright this is my last attempt to throw the election: I'm going to act all arrogant as if I've already won by a landslide in the hopes that you all reject an arrogant SOB and show me that I don't have it in the bag, and you reject my candidacy by a wide margin. Oh Puhlease in the name of the FSM spare me this fate. I beseech thee.

Any and all of those would make wonderful Bilge threads!

Yer a natural!

[Kevin T]

That's right I am toasted and crazy too! I'm also a day drinker given to blackouts and incoherent ramblings, surely not a good representative of the bilge. I swear I'll start chewing a hole into the bottom of this operation and sink the whole place. Why oh why me, you'll all be stuck with me for a whole month.

Wait I'll abdicate, move to the South of France like Edward VIII and name Bluedog225 as my rightful heir. Now if I can only find a divorcee named Wallis, I'll have this thing knocked.

[Kevin T]

Saying you don't want it just makes people vote for you.

See I don't know this place well enough to take on this kind of responsibility and I am by my very nature "responsibility adverse"

[Paul Pless]

I'm also a day drinker given to blackouts and incoherent ramblings, surely not a good representative of the bilge.

perfect fit

[bluedog225]

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[Jimmy W]

Bluedog was a slow starter but coming up on the outside now.

[oznabrag]

OK, the title of this thread would seem to suggest that we are electing the Bilge Rat Of The Hour.

[Jimmy W]

Tell them that it is Bilge Rat Of The Harem. they will compete harder.