This weekend's weather in Jupiter FL (where I was scheduled to be):
Temps in the 90s, humidity in the high 70s, daily thunderstorms, and riptides at the beach.

This weekend's weather here:
Temps in the low 60s, no rain, no humidity, decent breeze. AKA: the weather I've been craving for 4 months.

Man I would have been positively SPITTING NAILS had I been dragged to FL on a nice early-fall weekend. Thank Covid for small favors!