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    I'm reviewing Mr. Nazi's file.
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    I've posted this here before:

    Once I saw a mailbox on the side of the road with the name Iva Beeswanger stencilled on the side...
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    Anthony Weiner - He was doomed at birth
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    Maybe better that to fade in obscurity with a name like Robert Smith.

    So we Robert Smiths of the world have to make up for by being grander in real life than all the other Robert Smiths


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    Joyce Sidebottom. From primary school.

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    I knew a guy named Richard Head.
    Joey Buttafuoco has to be up there too.
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    Good news!

    I was able to help the Nazis!

    I'm sure to be a hero with the Nazis!
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    Friends of a friend - Ruth and Richard Liss.

    And no, he doesn't go by Rich or Rick...
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    Ginger Snapp

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    Quote Originally Posted by purri View Post
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    There was a trainee recruit at Oz Army Maritime School, Chowder Bay. Was addresses as Recruit Parts by the instructors. But when he became Private (proficient)....
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    [QUOTE=Canoez;5781370]Friends of a friend - Ruth and Richard Liss.

    And no, he doesn't go by Rich or Rick...[/QUOTE
    Liss Department store?

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    Michigan's Lieutenant Governor Dick Posthumus's career may have been limited by his name.
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    I worked with a lawyer named Hoare. He said you either have a sense of humor about the name or change it
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    I high school, I was once given a note by a girl who wanted to meet me. Signed Suzie Fuchs. I misread the spelling.

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    There was a woman at my school named Susie Cravesit.
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    I had a teacher named Pat Butt. (Well it was actually Patricia Butt) It was her husband's surname, she must have loved him.

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    George Krapp - my swim coach.

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    There used to be a hobby store here called "Eric Fuch's". I don't know how he pronounced it.

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    I knew a guy in Liverpool by the name of Willie Shufflebottom.
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    I was at school with a Richard Head as well, also a Lip****z, and also a John Bogg who actually became head boy ...a reward for five years of merciless agro, maybe.
    'C'est la vie' say the old folks it goes to show you never can tell

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    not my asterisks
    'C'est la vie' say the old folks it goes to show you never can tell

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    I think I've posted these before, but the first on is Mark Payne, who became a dentist. It always has to be fun to go see Dr. Payne.

    The other man was the father of a coworker, who was named Richard Moist. Yes, if you're wondering, he did use the nickname. It didn't bother him at all.

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    Some footballer's names give us a laugh when we watch games on television, and I think the commentators are struggling not to giggle..

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    David Goodwillie
    Stefan Kuntz
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    A friend knew a fellow whose name was Mike Hunt.
    We had a secretary who knew fellows name Dick All and Harry Hole.
    There was a NASCAR driver for a long while named Dick Trickle.
    A lady I used to work with made the connection between the Ferrari Testa Rossa (meaning Red Head for the color of the valve covers I believe) and testosterone.

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    Some Vietnamese migrants here have first names that are just…………… Well let's say they do not translate well.

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    I knew a bloke called Jack Raper, an unfortunate surname.
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    [QUOTE=Barry;5781387]
    Quote Originally Posted by Canoez View Post
    Friends of a friend - Ruth and Richard Liss.

    And no, he doesn't go by Rich or Rick...[/QUOTE
    Liss Department store?
    Not in this neck of the woods.
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    We had a police chief who's last name was Dick. You can google it if ya don't believe it.
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    Jack Ras and Jack Goff - not made up.

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    There is a Dick that lives behind me.

    Wait, what did I just write?

    Let me rephrase that: Mrs. Dick lives in the house behind my house. There that's better.
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    If you had a a name like my grandmother's maiden name, you'd change it, too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWSmith View Post
    There used to be a hobby store here called "Eric Fuch's". I don't know how he pronounced it.
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    My wife knew a guy with he last name Glasscock.
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