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    Default The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

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    And this after being cited for hogging the umbrella and leaving Melania to walk in the rain beside (more of a respectful distance behind) him in the rain.

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Emperors don't bother with such trivia, that's what the minions are there to do. I'm surprised he carried his own, and didn't have a canopy.

    Whats this I hear? Donald would prefer to be a softer president? Excuse me while I get my BS shovel, the big one…………………….

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    That's unfair.

    As I understood his comment... he's only a genius when in a stable...
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    And if you need an umbrella in a stable, either the roof's in terrible shape, or you're lying underneath some of the livestock.
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    That's unfair.

    As I understood his comment... he's only a genius when in a stable...
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Quote Originally Posted by skuthorp View Post
    Emperors don't bother with such trivia, that's what the minions are there to do. I'm surprised he carried his own, and didn't have a canopy.

    Whats this I hear? Donald would prefer to be a softer president? Excuse me while I get my BS shovel, the big one…………………….

    Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. An Emperor earns his laurels, and a few drops of heavenly glory only accentuate the perfection that is a true Emperor’s visage and corpus.

    Rain? Tis but a passing whimsy compared to the eternal greatness that is an Emperor.

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    A Persimmonious Emperor ...
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    A Persimmonious Emperor ...
    Only fuyu...

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    I watched the video. He did not attempt to close the umbrella. Perhaps he was told to leave it at the top of the stairs.
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    It looks like he was winded after that climb...

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    The cockneys believe if you need an umbrella in a stable, you should leave and wait to return under better horsepisses

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    He is used to having a valet to handle with such things.

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    The cockneys believe if you need an umbrella in a stable, you should leave and wait to return under better horsepisses
    Too bad Amish Rob is off the political posts. I bet he could take this one for a ride.

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy W View Post
    He is used to having a valet to handle with such things.
    How much does one have to pay a valet to handle horsepisses, I wonder. Probably Michael Cohen knows.
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Quote Originally Posted by Too Little Time View Post
    I watched the video. He did not attempt to close the umbrella. Perhaps he was told to leave it at the top of the stairs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy W View Post
    He is used to having a valet to handle with such things.

    I read it more as someone unsure of himself - he didn't know what he was supposed to do with it, wasn't told how to act and didn't have an idea of what the character he's playing should do with it, so left it, thinking that was the 'powerful' or 'bossy' thing to do. He's concerned with looking tough, doesn't have natural strength (natural anything for that matter).

    He's an empty vessel completely concerned with how things appear to those whose adulation he craves as opposed to how they are, or should be, or could be.
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    I saw it as a combination of exhaustion and desperation.

    Climbing that flight of stairs must be far more exertion than he prefers, and with that windy weather he must have been DESPERATE to get inside before his hair products failed the test.
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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Those interested will notice a slight hesitation two or three steps below the top. That is quite a grossly obese carcass he hauls around.

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    Default Re: The "Genius" can't opeate an umbrella!

    Isn't it spelt 'Opiate'?

    Maybe he's an anti-vaccination 'genius'?

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