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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Don't get all crusty!
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Some of these puns are pretty crumby...
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Some of these puns are pretty crumby...
    Well, there's yer proof!
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Iíll toast to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oznabrag View Post
    Well, there's yer proof!
    Can't argue with that... no matter how you slice it...
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Man shouldn't live on puns alone. Not at all, probably.

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    You guys have nothing better to do than loaf around and pun all day?

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Proving the above.


    The truth is I would love to loaf around all day but I knead the dough.

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    I bagel you. This is stale, now. Ciabatta stop. All dough, a pizza this will stick with me. Iíll biscuit when itís gone.

    Challah!

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    The truth is I would love to loaf around all day but I knead the dough.
    You win the thread, IMO! LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by RFNK View Post
    Man shouldn't live on puns alone. Not at all, probably.

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    Oh, dear god! Can we switch to cheese and dairy?
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    Oh, we curd milk that all the whey.

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    It was the little things I lact.
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    Sweet cheeses.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Y View Post
    Sweet cheeses.
    Sweet Cheeses are made of these,
    Who am I to dis a brie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Haberland View Post
    Sweet Cheeses are made of these,
    Who am I to dis a brie?
    Some of them want to fondue you
    Some of them want to be fondued.

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    This Whole Cheese thing will never get rolling.

    BTW - know why cows (like some among us) don't wear shoes? Because they lactose...
    Last edited by David G; 09-02-2018 at 09:08 AM.
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    sadly, I think we have released a munster with all these cheese puns
    "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito"

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    Quote Originally Posted by oznabrag View Post
    Oh, dear god! Can we switch to cheese and dairy?
    Cheeses, dairy and yoghurt! Always good to move to an udder topic.

    Rick

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Whey(t) - wha(t)?
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    Whey(t) - wha(t)?
    Whey? Yes whey. Whey. Whey. Outta hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Whey? Yes whey. Whey. Whey. Outta hand...
    I can see some cheesy puns coming up.
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    I'll string it along for a wheel.

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    gimmie a brake...

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    Come now, gents. I can not bear to see such friction.
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Lost your bearings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoeyawl View Post
    Lost your bearings?
    You should axle Rob! He started this whole mesh!
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    Sorry. Still getting used to this new type of transmission. I hope this doesnít lower any oneís pinion of me.

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    He may have started it but others have rennet into the ground.
    It's all fun and games until Darth Vader comes.

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    We have all done to Tranny jokes now? What a shift this has been for the worse, I fear we are all going to Helical now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Haberland View Post
    We have all done to Tranny jokes now? What a shift this has been for the worse, I fear we are all going to Helical now.
    Tranny jokes? You mean like Eddie Izzard as announcer at the drag races?


    Actually, what seems to be developing is a multifaceted (with more sides available at any time) pun palace built on cheese, bread, automobile parts and etc., etc., etc!


    A more capable punster than I should be able to weave these disparate elements together to make one great, staeming pile of puns.

    GO!

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    So, it would be rye to drive this further? I butter not. Even if Iím on a roll. I dent mean that.

    I cam quit anytime Iíd like. I just need to time it properly. Not something I want to dwell on, though.

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    And he's just getting warmed up, folks!
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    I hope I donít choke.

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