The puns around here are getting out of hand.

[oznabrag]

Don't get all crusty!

[David G]

Some of these puns are pretty crumby...

[oznabrag]

Some of these puns are pretty crumby...

Well, there's yer proof!

[amish rob]

I’ll toast to that!

Peace,
Robert

[David G]

Well, there's yer proof!

Can't argue with that... no matter how you slice it...

[RFNK]

Man shouldn't live on puns alone. Not at all, probably.

Rick

[Breakaway]

You guys have nothing better to do than loaf around and pun all day?

Kevin

[RFNK]

Proving the above.


The truth is I would love to loaf around all day but I knead the dough.

Rick

[amish rob]

I bagel you. This is stale, now. Ciabatta stop. All dough, a pizza this will stick with me. I’ll biscuit when it’s gone.

Challah!

Peace,
Habitual Line Stepper

[Breakaway]

The truth is I would love to loaf around all day but I knead the dough.

You win the thread, IMO! LOL


Kevin

[oznabrag]

Man shouldn't live on puns alone. Not at all, probably.

Rick

There was a particular passage in my young adulthood, where it was written on the wall that man does not live by pasta alone.

Pizza Hut.

[oznabrag]

Oh, dear god! Can we switch to cheese and dairy?

[amish rob]

Oh, we curd milk that all the whey.

Peace,
Robert

[oznabrag]

It was the little things I lact.

[Phil Y]

Sweet cheeses.


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[Art Haberland]

Sweet cheeses.

Sweet Cheeses are made of these,
Who am I to dis a brie?

[amish rob]

Sweet Cheeses are made of these,
Who am I to dis a brie?

Some of them want to fondue you
Some of them want to be fondued.

Peace,
Robert

[David G]

This Whole Cheese thing will never get rolling.

BTW - know why cows (like some among us) don't wear shoes? Because they lactose...

[Art Haberland]

sadly, I think we have released a munster with all these cheese puns

[RFNK]

Oh, dear god! Can we switch to cheese and dairy?

Cheeses, dairy and yoghurt! Always good to move to an udder topic.

Rick

[TomF]

Whey(t) - wha(t)?

[David G]

Whey(t) - wha(t)?

Whey? Yes whey. Whey. Whey. Outta hand...

[Canoez]

Whey? Yes whey. Whey. Whey. Outta hand...

I can see some cheesy puns coming up.

[amish rob]

I'll string it along for a wheel.

Peace,
Robert

[Canoeyawl]

gimmie a brake...

[oznabrag]

Come now, gents. I can not bear to see such friction.

[Canoeyawl]

Lost your bearings?

[oznabrag]

Lost your bearings?

You should axle Rob! He started this whole mesh!

[amish rob]

Sorry. Still getting used to this new type of transmission. I hope this doesn’t lower any one’s pinion of me.

Peace,
Robert

[gypsie]

He may have started it but others have rennet into the ground.

[Art Haberland]

We have all done to Tranny jokes now? What a shift this has been for the worse, I fear we are all going to Helical now.

[oznabrag]

We have all done to Tranny jokes now? What a shift this has been for the worse, I fear we are all going to Helical now.

Tranny jokes? You mean like Eddie Izzard as announcer at the drag races?


Actually, what seems to be developing is a multifaceted (with more sides available at any time) pun palace built on cheese, bread, automobile parts and etc., etc., etc!


A more capable punster than I should be able to weave these disparate elements together to make one great, staeming pile of puns.

GO!

[amish rob]

So, it would be rye to drive this further? I butter not. Even if I’m on a roll. I dent mean that.

I cam quit anytime I’d like. I just need to time it properly. Not something I want to dwell on, though.

Peace,
Robert

[oznabrag]

And he's just getting warmed up, folks!

[amish rob]

I hope I don’t choke.

Peace,
Robert