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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    I will rule them all! If I measure up.

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    Sheesh Rob - of all people you should (now) know the difference...

    Where's the ring? And will they eat some cheese to bind them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    I will rule them all! If I measure up.

    Peace,
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    With rulers we should draw the line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoeyawl View Post
    With rulers we should draw the line
    I thought he was drawing a circle with a ruler....

    Hope the voyage is a long one.
    May there be many a summer morning when,
    with what pleasure, what joy,
    you come into harbors seen for the first time...

    Ithaka, by Cavafy
    (Keeley - Sherrard translation)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpiefan View Post
    I thought he was drawing a circle with a ruler....
    One Ring to rule them all.
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpiefan View Post
    I thought he was drawing a circle with a ruler....
    Yup, a one liner

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    Just to square things, Iím rarely on the level.

    Peace,
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    Elliptical reasoning again

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    When this runs out of steam, you fellas should get a limerick thread going. There's some real talent here.
    The best statement I've seen from this latest carnage came from a student who lived through it -

    "My generation will not allow this to continue!"

    Remember voting age is 18. Read it and weep reds.

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    FF1D873D-3B41-4E8E-B6DB-AA68BE3BAD9B.jpg
    Measuring and fitting the inner squares is driving me to fits.

    Peace,
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    Quote Originally Posted by John of Phoenix View Post
    When this runs out of steam, you fellas should get a limerick thread going. There's some real talent here.
    You really think they're ever going to run out of puns?
    "The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
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    There was a new cyclops in Cork
    The neighborhood children dubbed ďDorkĒ.
    He changed to his kind
    With flatware designed
    As an eyeball removing fork.

    Peace,
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    Blindsided me with that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    FF1D873D-3B41-4E8E-B6DB-AA68BE3BAD9B.jpgMeasuring and fitting the inner squares is driving me to fits.
    Looks infinitely square to me.
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoez View Post
    You really think they're ever going to run out of puns?
    I obviously lost my head for a minute there.
    The best statement I've seen from this latest carnage came from a student who lived through it -

    "My generation will not allow this to continue!"

    Remember voting age is 18. Read it and weep reds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    Just to square things, Iím rarely on the level.

    Peace,
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    ....urgent business in the south, for the sake of the widow's son?


    Hope the voyage is a long one.
    May there be many a summer morning when,
    with what pleasure, what joy,
    you come into harbors seen for the first time...

    Ithaka, by Cavafy
    (Keeley - Sherrard translation)

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    JoP's dark musing that puns could run out someday has me scared. So scared that I couldn't write a limerick with a pun in it, that used his sig for the final line. Maybe it's happening already.
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Maybe read it and weep red?

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    You guys should know the only way to stop a bad guy with a pun is a good guy with a pun. And don't go telling me that just escalates the problem or you'll get the thousand yard stair.


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    Muzzle tov

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    just think, it's only Saturday, Tomorrow is Punday
    "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito"

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    There are students among you
    Who disagree with an issue
    They want to keep guns
    From killing other young-uns
    My generation will not allow this to continue!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    One Ring to rule them all.
    Shouldn't that be 'One ruler to ring them all''?

    Rick

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    I think I know what I choose......
    [IMG]Row vs Wade by gilberj55, on Flickr[/IMG]

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    Today the Vuelta is said to go past some mercury mines - which is wrong you don't get mercury from mines - it comes from Hg wells.
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.I. Stazzer-Newt View Post
    Today the Vuelta is said to go past some mercury mines - which is wrong you don't get mercury from mines - it comes from Hg wells.
    Excellent!
    I would rather have doubt than be certain and wrong.
    Richard Feynman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilberj View Post
    I think I know what I choose......
    [IMG]Row vs Wade by gilberj55, on Flickr[/IMG]
    Love that dinghy name!
    "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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    Strange woman came to the door. Spent nearly half an hour advocating brown bread.

    Hovis witness?
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.I. Stazzer-Newt View Post
    Strange woman came to the door. Spent nearly half an hour advocating brown bread.

    Hovis witness?
    Followers of Crumb?


    Peace,
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    What do you call a nose without a body? Ė Nobody knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    Followers of Crumb?


    Peace,
    Robert
    just had to go against the grains, didn't you?
    "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito"

    -Dalai Lama

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Haberland View Post
    just had to go against the grains, didn't you?
    I was bread that way. Itís how we roll.

    Peace,
    Robert

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    Leaven that aside, you knead to loaf more.
    Rattling the teacups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oznabrag View Post
    Leaven that aside, you knead to loaf more.
    Itís the yeast I could dough.

    Peace,
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    Inflation is a bear.

    Just yesterday I went to the bakery, and they said all they had was pumperquarter!
    Rattling the teacups.

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    I think you need to baguette - instead of rising to the occasion.

    But - some are a gluten for punishment.
    "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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