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    Jeebus!!

    I leave you mob alone for a few hourses, and the whole thread turns... 'fishy'.

    I'm back. No need to keep floundering...
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    Speaking of critters... my Sunday School teacher once asked the class if we knew where Noah kept the bees.

    No one knew that was in the ark hives...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TerryLL View Post
    I am a master at baiting.


    And here I thought you were simply a cunning linguist.


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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Speaking of critters... my Sunday School teacher once asked the class if we knew where Noah kept the bees.

    No one knew that was in the ark hives...


    So, did you comb through the records?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakaway View Post
    So, did you comb through the records?

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    No... I asked Tulsy Bobby. I'm pretty sure he was there. And he keeps bees... in his bonnet <G>

    He gave the me the answer, with one condition.

    He wants us all to steer away from making any more Okie Cowboy jokes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    No... I asked Tulsy Bobby. I'm pretty sure he was there. And he keeps bees... in his bonnet <G>

    He gave the me the answer, with one condition.

    He wants us all to steer away from making any more Okie Cowboy jokes...


    OK, pard!

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    There was a break-in at the Apple Store.

    The police are looking for i-witnesses!
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    I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex.

    He is a small arms dealer!
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    Genius.

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    Poop jokes aren't my favorite.

    But they are a solid number two!
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    I named my horse Mayo.

    And sometimes Mayo neighs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIP KILPATRICK View Post
    I named my horse Mayo.

    And sometimes Mayo neighs!
    And if you have a Dutch horse, you get...

    Or an ursine creature imitating a horse?
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    I have an ass called Hoaty.

    He's really donkey hoaty....

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    And another one, before I get my coat...

    I have a pet Aardvark.
    I call him Emilion Miles.
    He is free to anyone who gives me a nice big grin.

    Aardvark Emilion Miles, for one of your smiles....

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    Ewe just can't beat animal puns.

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    Flocking sheep. I wooled have shorn you cud chew better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakaway View Post
    Ewe just can't beat animal puns.

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    Whaddaya get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

    Elephino!
    Rattling the teacups.

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    A rhant! :-)

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    You know I only meant to make this chop talk palatable, yes? I just pectin, and I meant to leave. Anyway, Im on the lamb.

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    Rob! I didn't know you were Scottish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    Rob! I didn't know you were Scottish.
    He banned me once. On accident.

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    You were ban-ished? For being Scot-ish?
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    You were ban-ished? For being Scot-ish?
    there is always a problem when you have too much scotch...

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    In preparing this post... I realized I have TWO friends named Kitty. I don't know that it means anything... but it is, as I'm sure you'll agree, a bit worrisome. This is from one of the duo --

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    Names aren't allowed in Scrabble - but I guess you could claim kitty meaning "young cat". 12 points!
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    A pun in the hand is worth two in the ... uhhnmm ...
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    My word!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakaway View Post
    My word!

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    Id be wiped out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    I’d be wiped out.
    On paper anyway...
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    Now we’re on a roll. This is deuces! Not a waste at all.

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