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    Rattling the teacups.

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    So. Who want to be trapped in a small space with me for 10 hours, now?

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    Being on the same continent is enough for now, thanks!

    Rattling the teacups.

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    I could see bearing it, as long as we don't have to be greased to get into it & the alcohol is for us, not the motor.

    But - we'd have to put an avocado on it.
    "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garret View Post
    I could see bearing it, as long as we don't have to be greased to get into it & the alcohol is for us, not the motor.

    But - we'd have to put an avocado on it.
    This idea Hass promise. As long as the car doesn’t break down and make us guac.

    I might get a sunburn and turn Red.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amish rob View Post
    So. Who want to be trapped in a small space with me for 10 hours, now?

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    depends on when you last bathed. To be fair though, these automotive puns are automatically shiftless
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    Not completely shiftless, just a bit cranky.

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    Hey - it's better to be pissed off than piston...
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    Speaking of food... there's in interesting new restaurant here in Portland. Cutting edge 'concept' stuff. But only for the brave.

    It's called 'Karma', and there are no menus. You just get what you deserve...
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    Went to watch a friend play a pickup basketball game. There were snacks afterward, and EVERYONE brought cookies. I asked why all the basketball players loved cookies so much.

    They said, 'because we can dunk them'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Speaking of food... there's in interesting new restaurant here in Portland. Cutting edge 'concept' stuff. But only for the brave.

    It's called 'Karma', and there are no menus. You just get what you deserve...
    Isn't "deserve" what happens when you're done eating?
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Speaking of food... there's in interesting new restaurant here in Portland. Cutting edge 'concept' stuff. But only for the brave.

    It's called 'Karma', and there are no menus. You just get what you deserve...
    Just desserts?
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    Dessert Storm...
    attack with hot sticky puns

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    You don't have to get cross about it.
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    Pecan go on a roll with this. We’re just glazing the surface.

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    Nah - we're just doin' donuts.

    Let the rest eat cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garret View Post
    Nah - we're just doin' donuts.

    Let the rest eat cake.
    Can't hold a candle to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garret View Post
    Nah - we're just doin' donuts.

    Let the rest eat cake.
    Well, we’ve brioched the subject. No sense in icing it now.

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    sheesh, that snow joke

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    Too early for kebabs but brass monkey weather here too today.

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    Is it too late to fall back and pun(t)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Haberland View Post
    Is it too late to fall back and pun(t)?
    It was too late... whey, whey, whey too late... a while back.
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    Let's all call Professor Peabody & take a trip in the Wheyback machine!
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    Since we're playing with words; I learnt recently that when we are properly hydrated our urine should be "straw-coloured". I gather that's not the plastic variety?
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    Since we're playing with words; I learnt recently that when we are properly hydrated our urine should be "straw-coloured". I gather that's not the plastic variety?
    Urine trouble if your pee looks like


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    So not golden showers

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    Just thought y'all should know.

    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Just thought y'all should know.

    Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
    too many movies devolve to sax & violins
    Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by normil View Post
    too many movies devolve to sax & violins
    and a Tuba lube?
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    This thread is gong from bad to worser.
    "People should be able to access these benefits [Social Welfare] as a matter of right, with no more loss of their own standards of self-respect than would be involved in collecting from an insurance company the proceeds of an endowment policy on which they have been paying premiums for years."
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    But just a tune full of tuba helps the melody go down, the melody go down, the melody go down

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    That was written in the most delightful way.
    "People should be able to access these benefits [Social Welfare] as a matter of right, with no more loss of their own standards of self-respect than would be involved in collecting from an insurance company the proceeds of an endowment policy on which they have been paying premiums for years."
    Robert Menzies - Liberal Party (Conservative) Prime Minister of Australia.

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