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  1. #211
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    There's no caws for that, Skip.

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Isn't there a velcro Democratic Presidential Candidate from Colorado?

    Hookenlooper?

    Or something close to that...
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    You guys belong in a Sanatorium

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    A Rickety one...
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    cagey

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    What do you call fake spaghetti?
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    An impasta!
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    That's pasta joke.

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    I noodled that one out.
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    It's all well and good to have a bit of frivolity. It'll help Garret forget that he just lost his job. And that it was really unfair.

    Fired from the N. Vermont Calendar Factory, he was... and all he did was take one day off.


    And to make it worse... winter's coming and he needs new gloves.

    He got a new pair of gloves the other day, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
    Last edited by David G; 08-16-2019 at 01:05 PM.

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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Why don't they play poker in Africa?
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    Too many cheetahs
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    Default Re: The puns around here are getting out of hand.

    I think we know who around here is not quite right. After all - you can;t be all right - ya gotta have some left.
    "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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