The puns around here are getting out of hand.

[Jim Bow]

When I clicked "Slow Leak Detected Aboard Space Station", I was expecting a punchline.

[David G]

What???

No one has posted the punchline over there yet?

It is SO hard to find good help these days.

[Breakaway]

The punultimate thread is yet to come.

Kevin

[David G]

The punultimate thread is yet to come.

Kevin

I wondered what that noise was. It must be Welsford scribbling... <G>

[Breakaway]

I wondered what that noise was. It must be Welsford scribbling

The pun is mightier than the sword!

Kevin

[David W Pratt]

Is this, then, the antepenultimate thread?

[Garret]

It was a sticky situation, but the tape will be on the 6:00 news.

Gotta keep 'em rolling!

[skuthorp]

I allus' found chewing gum was useful………………...

[oznabrag]

I should be pun-i-shed upon my punnish 'ead for every pun I shed.

[Art Haberland]

What???

No one has posted the punchline over there yet?

It is SO hard to find good help these days.

There was a punch line posted, but it went over most people's heads.

[Canoeyawl]

There was a punch line posted, but it went over most people's heads.

A swing and a miss

[john welsford]

I wondered what that noise was. It must be Welsford scribbling... <G>

Nah, not guilty, this time. Mind you, I'm looking forward to Easter time, hot cross puns!

John Welsford

[RFNK]

Overwhelming evidence of the need for pun control.

Rick

[TomF]

I was waiting for the recent story (on the BBC, I think, or VOX) recounting all the ways astronauts have used toilets in space...

[RFNK]

Bed puns.

Just thought I'd float that one ....

Rick

[sharpiefan]

I was waiting for the recent story (on the BBC, I think, or VOX) recounting all the ways astronauts have used toilets in space...

Already done-----

All The Gross Ways Astronauts Have Gone to The Toilet in Space For 57 Years (LINK)

[TomF]

Well. That will teach me to not open all the threads on the forum...

[Art Haberland]

Overwhelming evidence of the need for pun control.

Rick

When they outlaw puns, only criminals will have them. That will make them criminally bad puns. Sadly there is no way to stop a bad pun, as there is no such thing as a good one.

[G.Sherman]

Are we being punished?

[RFNK]

It depends. All puns are punny but not all are really punny. Good puns are good pun but.
It also depends on how you feel about self-flagellation.

Rick

[RFNK]

I have to ask Art this: Is this really the right thread to bring up an image of the Dalai Lama trying to sleep with a mosquito?

Rick

[John of Phoenix]

Wasn't yesterday International Pun Day?

Don't tell me there's a WEEK of this!

[David G]

Wasn't yesterday International Pun Day?

Don't tell me there's a WEEK of this!

On my part... it was just a bit of an outburst. Don't know what inspired it. Maybe psychedelics would help...

[Garret]

On my part... it was just a bit of an outburst. Don't know what inspired it. Maybe psychedelics would help...

Aren't they what caused the damage? "If you can remember the sixties you weren't really there" (G. Carlin)

[David G]

Aren't they what caused the damage? "If you can remember the sixties you weren't really there" (G. Carlin)

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson

[Canoeyawl]

Overwhelming evidence of the need for pun control.

Rick

Only criminals would have puns

[Canoez]

I think you're putting all your eggs in pun basket.

[amish rob]

I think you're putting all your eggs in pun basket.

Weave a handle on it now!

Peace,
Robert

[Art Haberland]

Wasn't yesterday International Pun Day?

Don't tell me there's a WEEK of this!

that would be kind of weak, really

[robm]

A pun basket - would that be a punnet?

[TomF]

Weave a handle on it now!Peace,Robert

A tisket?

[amish rob]

A tisket?

Here it’s called a tasket.

Peace,
Mr. Weaver

[birlinn]

Looks like the Punic Wars on here now.

[amish rob]

I will rule them all! If I measure up.

Peace,
Robert

[Canoez]

I will rule them all! If I measure up.

Peace,
Robert

Yannow, yardsticks aren't being made any longer.