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Thread: Craigslist ad of the day

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    Default Craigslist ad of the day

    https://bham.craigslist.org/boa/d/14...662451881.html

    She comes equipped with a five speed Minn Kota trolling diesel engine for when the wind needs a break from pushing this haus. I don't know if the reverse works; this boat never backs away from anything.

    If you think you are ready to tame this ocean hopper, or want to know what it's like to have facial hair, be prepared to fork over $1500 US dollars, in cash. No bitcoin or collectible quarters accepted.

    Those are the only paragraphs I can print on this forum. I dont think I could stand to own it at my age.
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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    I kinda want to just show up and exchange Full Metal Jacket quotes with the guy and then leave.
    No interest in the boat.
    No adversary is worse than bad advice.

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    This belongs in the Bilge.

    Jeff

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    You can spot the guy's house easy. it's the one with more miles on it than his car and a lot of porcelain bathroom fixtures laying on the front lawn.

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    Dilly!Dilly!
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Figment View Post
    I kinda want to just show up and exchange Full Metal Jacket quotes with the guy and then leave.
    No interest in the boat.
    i can go all day long, shall we start a thread in the bilge?
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    Craigslist ad of the week, I think you meant.

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    I thought it was funny. I just didn't expect that and suddenly I was laughing out loud.
    Re-naming straits as necessary.

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    I don't want his boat, but I'd consider asking him to write my next Craigslist ad.
    Chuck Hancock

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    Default Re: Craigslist ad of the day

    How the hell do you lose BOTH blades--those replaced with the finest BC plywood I mean

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