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    He used the dog training water bottle on his wife.
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    Kinky.

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    Oh, no! He was a good man. No court will convict you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian McColgin View Post
    Kinky.
    i laughed out loud

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    Do I sound like I'm amused?
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    Wow. Just... wow.
    " Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day."

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    The ad at the bottom of my WBF page right now is for The Ultimate Dog Collar.

    Just sayin'.

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    Down the well?
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    You need to get him a shock collar...
    Stay calm, be brave....wait for the signs. Possibly precariously prevaricating.
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    Did he squirt you or sucker you into drinking out of it?
    Keep calm, persistence beats resistance.

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    I thought that the ice cream issue would have been the end of him, you're much too lenient.

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    Good time to visit Alabama Paul.
    "Simple minds discuss people, Average minds discuss things, and Great minds discuss ideas".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianW View Post
    Good time to visit Alabama Paul.
    He got back from there yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by john welsford View Post
    I thought that the ice cream issue would have been the end of him, you're much too lenient.

    John Welsford
    Oh... YOU are a big help! Just think of all the times D has been lenient with you <G>

    Poor Paul needs our support, mate!
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    Did you stop doing whatever was annoying him? It might have worked

    Just kidding, not a smart move Paul
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    Looks like Paul's sleepin in the dog house.
    Keep calm, persistence beats resistance.

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    For the record: I love Paul very Much, this was a training session for Fred that got out of hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    For the record: I love Paul very Much, this was a training session for Fred that got out of hand.
    I admire your patience... still working on training him. How did the squirt bottle get into HIS hands?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    For the record: I love Paul very Much, this was a training session for Fred that got out of hand.
    FYI: What happens behind closed doors should stay behind closed doors.

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    Greetings, O Wise and Omnipotent Kat.

    Please forgive the contemptible ignorance of this poor subject, but what is a dog training water bottle?

    This?

    If you welcome devils to your house, then you must feed them Afghan proverb.

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    I am old fashioned... Paul may deserve the rolled up paper wallop on the nose to remind him who is in charge.

    There is nothing you can do with an ape/human hybrid. They'll rip your arm off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    For the record: I love Paul very Much, this was a training session for Fred that got out of hand.
    #2.
    Rattling the teacups.

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    It's not really out of hand until somebody breaks out the hose.
    Keep calm, persistence beats resistance.

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    Is it significant that Paul is apparently unable to post at all?
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    Default Re: R.I.P. Paul

    Well, at least it wasn't a Gentle Leader session gone wrong. Though the thought of Paul harnessed and biddable has its charm.


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    ^^^^^ugh! Bad reminder. Swmbo did that when she was wee and slashed her hand open on the hose clamp.

    Too bad about Paul.
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    Wait.

    Were you playing your copy of License To Ill backward?

    Peace,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    For the record: I love Paul very Much, this was a training session for Fred that got out of hand.


    Erm....who's Fred? Video of this 'session'?
    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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    Heel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Jung View Post
    Erm....who's Fred? Video of this 'session'?
    Fred is my almost 3 year old collie.
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    Collie? Got it.
    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    Is it significant that Paul is apparently unable to post at all?
    Seems to lend veracity to my 'down the well' theory, eh? <G>
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    Seems to lend veracity to my 'down the well' theory, eh? <G>
    And then, the murders began.
    Rattling the teacups.

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    That 'punchline' would help a lot of T-shirts, as well.
    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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