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    Default Trump Limericks?

    There was a young man, Donny junia’
    Whose predelictions were rather peculia’
    The lad would sin all day long
    Didn’t know right from wrong
    Then he’d smirk in the end ‘See, I fooled ya’?
    Why is 'Politically Approved' speech better than 'Politically Correct' speech?

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    The Donald is clearly insane:
    his ravings bizarre and inane.
    The wildest "fake news"
    is the "news" that he spews
    as our healthcare glug-glugs down the drain.

    ―Michael R. Burch
    “What, Me Worry?". -. A. E. Newman

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    A porcine political strumpet
    Kept tooting his own tarnished trumpet.
    Of his hair, it was said
    A cat died on his head—
    He was too busy tweeting to dump it.
    If you welcome devils to your house, then you must feed them Afghan proverb.

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    The king of the grope and the boast
    As president proved to be toast—
    From American Hero
    To incompetent zero,
    With only six months in the post.
    If you welcome devils to your house, then you must feed them Afghan proverb.

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    So Trump was elected our POTUS,
    Though many of us called him the SCROTUS.
    He behaved like a woosie,
    And bragged about … well,
    All told, I prefer the new FLOTUS.

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    There once was a man named Don
    And many really wished him begone.
    But he beat the Hill
    And so those wishing him ill
    Continue to sing a sad song.

    Kevin
    There are two kinds of boaters: those who have run aground, and those who lie about it.

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    A sad orange bully named Donald
    So embarrassed the party of Ronald
    That a House resolution
    Through the Senate went swooshin'
    And Donald was promptly McConnelled
    "Where we would wish to reform we must not reproach." -Thomas Paine

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    The hair is a joke to the Press
    One hands always up some one's dress.
    The others on the button
    Tell me how did we f*cken
    Get into this terrible mess

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    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    Ensuring those who die are all poor
    We’ll take from the have nots
    And give to the rich
    I’m so depressed I can’t make the ending rhyme
    Why is 'Politically Approved' speech better than 'Politically Correct' speech?

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    A foul-tempered, flatulent sinner
    Was declared, by a fluke, to be winner.
    When he uttered a lie
    The angels would cry
    And Jesus would barf up his dinner.


    Last edited by Chip-skiff; 07-18-2017 at 10:13 PM.
    If you welcome devils to your house, then you must feed them Afghan proverb.

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    Default Re: Trump Limericks?

    Quote Originally Posted by gypsie View Post
    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    Ensuring those who die are all poor
    We’ll take from the have nots
    And give to the rich
    I’m so depressed I can’t make the ending rhyme

    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    Ensuring those who die are all poor
    We’ll take from the needy,
    And give to the greedy.
    And then we'll go out and get pyssed.

    Sorry gypsie but it is early.
    Last edited by Chippie; 07-19-2017 at 03:06 AM.

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    Default Re: Trump Limericks?

    There once was a fellow named Trump,
    Whose handle had little to pump.
    His mouth ran away
    With nothing to say
    And he'll tweet his own way to the dump.

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