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    There was a young man, Donny junia’
    Whose predelictions were rather peculia’
    The lad would sin all day long
    Didn’t know right from wrong
    Then he’d smirk in the end ‘See, I fooled ya’?
    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge” - Charles Darwin (1809–1882)

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    The Donald is clearly insane:
    his ravings bizarre and inane.
    The wildest "fake news"
    is the "news" that he spews
    as our healthcare glug-glugs down the drain.

    ―Michael R. Burch
    “What, Me Worry?". -. A. E. Newman

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    A porcine political strumpet
    Kept tooting his own tarnished trumpet.
    Of his hair, it was said
    A cat died on his head—
    He was too busy tweeting to dump it.
    We're merely mammals. Let's misbehave! —Cole Porter

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    The king of the grope and the boast
    As president proved to be toast—
    From American Hero
    To incompetent zero,
    With only six months in the post.
    We're merely mammals. Let's misbehave! —Cole Porter

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    So Trump was elected our POTUS,
    Though many of us called him the SCROTUS.
    He behaved like a woosie,
    And bragged about … well,
    All told, I prefer the new FLOTUS.

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    There once was a man named Don
    And many really wished him begone.
    But he beat the Hill
    And so those wishing him ill
    Continue to sing a sad song.

    Kevin
    There are two kinds of boaters: those who have run aground, and those who lie about it.

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    A sad orange bully named Donald
    So embarrassed the party of Ronald
    That a House resolution
    Through the Senate went swooshin'
    And Donald was promptly McConnelled
    "Where we would wish to reform we must not reproach." -Thomas Paine

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    The hair is a joke to the Press
    One hands always up some one's dress.
    The others on the button
    Tell me how did we f*cken
    Get into this terrible mess

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    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    Ensuring those who die are all poor
    We’ll take from the have nots
    And give to the rich
    I’m so depressed I can’t make the ending rhyme
    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge” - Charles Darwin (1809–1882)

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    A foul-tempered, flatulent sinner
    Was declared, by a fluke, to be winner.
    When he uttered a lie
    The angels would cry
    And Jesus would barf up his dinner.


    Last edited by Chip-skiff; 07-18-2017 at 11:13 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsie View Post
    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    Ensuring those who die are all poor
    We’ll take from the have nots
    And give to the rich
    I’m so depressed I can’t make the ending rhyme

    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    Ensuring those who die are all poor
    We’ll take from the needy,
    And give to the greedy.
    And then we'll go out and get pyssed.

    Sorry gypsie but it is early.
    Last edited by Chippie; 07-19-2017 at 04:06 AM.

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    There once was a fellow named Trump,
    Whose handle had little to pump.
    His mouth ran away
    With nothing to say
    And he'll tweet his own way to the dump.

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    The Trump's talking squirrel, Sneaky Spice
    Was fed up with repeating dumb lies
    And suffering stress
    From late-night and the Press
    As his whacko boss acted not-nice.
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    We’ll improve the health system for sure
    So those who die young are all poor
    We’ll take from the needy,
    And give to the greedy.
    So that evil, on earth, shall endure.
    We're merely mammals. Let's misbehave! —Cole Porter

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    Poor Sarah Hunkabeef Sanders
    Had to echo Trump's lies, brags, and slanders.
    With Sneaky Spice fled,
    Scaramouche as her head,
    She was drowning in pure propaganda.
    We're merely mammals. Let's misbehave! —Cole Porter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip-skiff View Post
    Poor Sarah Hunkabeef Sanders
    Had to echo Trump's lies, brags, and slanders.
    With Sneaky Spice fled,
    Scaramouche as her head,
    She was drowning in pure propaganda.
    You're almost certainly right,
    She's in for a heck of a fight,
    And hardly up to the task.
    She'll blow kisses to the right,
    And take barbs day and night,
    Then soon she'll be out on her @ss.
    Last edited by CWSmith; 07-23-2017 at 07:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip-skiff View Post


    Poor Sarah Hunkabeef Sanders
    Are we sure that is not Spicer in drag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoeyawl View Post
    Are we sure that is not Spicer in drag?
    I'm sure. And I hope you are. . .



    Papa Trump, a right jolly old elf,
    Decided to pardon himself:
    His complete absolution
    Was the only solution
    For preserving his status and wealth.
    Last edited by Chip-skiff; 07-23-2017 at 06:54 PM.
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    The barbarian, Trumpmaster Flash,
    Had a certain repulsive panache.
    He liked rapin' and lootin'
    With his buddy, V. Putin,
    As they burnt Muslim cities to ash.
    We're merely mammals. Let's misbehave! —Cole Porter

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    The white house groaned from the masters, ahem, curple.
    Reds and blues across the house were disperple
    Secret meetings with Ivan
    Did the mixing enliven
    Now the white house is all over with purple.
    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge” - Charles Darwin (1809–1882)

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    The president's punk, Scaramouche,
    Spoke in terms both offensive and louche,
    Firing his cannons
    At Priebus and Bannon,
    He succeeded in screwing the pooch!

    (Actually managed to do it without using "douche." But it was a serious temptation.)
    Last edited by Chip-skiff; 07-29-2017 at 12:18 AM.
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    The Trumpster's new Lord of the Press
    Had some grievances sore, to express.
    After way too much hoochy
    He went all swear-a-mucci,
    Leaving a foul-smelling mess.
    We're merely mammals. Let's misbehave! —Cole Porter

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