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    Eating your wife's ice cream, then lying about it!
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    Showing up with an unannounced motorcycle purchase.
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    I don't even like ice cream.
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    I don't even like ice cream.
    Liar!
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    Maybe the dog did it.


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    Well, it's a hot ol' night in Hell!
    Hope for the best, but plan for the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    Liar!
    LMAO dammit, Katherine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmd View Post
    Well, it's a hot ol' night in Hell!
    She's lost her mind. There are three unopened containers of ice cream in the freezer. And an ice cream stand in Hell, less than one half mile from the end of our driveway.
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Man, you are suicidal tonight, aren't ya...
    Hope for the best, but plan for the worst.

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    He learned his lesson when he naively fessed up about the sweatpants...

    Welcome to Trump's America <G> Do the crime... then lie, lie, lie. Sorry to hear that it seems to have effected Pless. Sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    She's lost her mind. There are three unopened containers of ice cream in the freezer. And an ice cream stand in Hell, less than one half mile from the end of our driveway.
    but they're not the one I spent the day looking forward to! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by stromborg View Post
    Showing up with an unannounced motorcycle purchase.
    I did that with a car……………….. Survived but it is never forgotten……...

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    After the ice cream incident tonight, comes screams of my cat is blue! Paul had been painting the bedroom and my cat found a big fat drop of the paint on the drop clothes to roll in.
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    Solution to that is stop the renovations. Of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    After the ice cream incident tonight, comes screams of my cat is blue! Paul had been painting the bedroom and my cat found a big fat drop of the paint on the drop clothes to roll in.
    Hey... he's painting the bedroom, isn't he?
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    It was the dog in the house.




    ooops, yeah, um, nevermind.

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    Hmmm–



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    Good timing on that road trip.
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    ...
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Yeah, I have been debating this Land Rover thing against my wife's wishes for awhile now. Thing about it is, she is right. There is no point in buying a 2003-2004 Land Rover Discovery right now and then having it sit in the driveway for the next couple of years until I retire. But damn it, if I want a 2003-2004 Land Rover Discovery that just sits in the yard for a couple of years, why can't I have it?

    It is not about the cost, because we aren't talking about a lot of money, she just doesn't want to see it sit there since I already have two other trucks, one of which I only use to haul boats with.

    But being honest, I would NEVER eat the last of the ice cream, knowing she'd want some. I might eat ALMOST all the ice cream, but there'd be a spoonful left at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bamamick View Post
    Yeah, I have been debating this Land Rover thing against my wife's wishes for awhile now. Thing about it is, she is right. There is no point in buying a 2003-2004 Land Rover Discovery right now and then having it sit in the driveway for the next couple of years until I retire. But damn it, if I want a 2003-2004 Land Rover Discovery that just sits in the yard for a couple of years, why can't I have it?

    It is not about the cost, because we aren't talking about a lot of money, she just doesn't want to see it sit there since I already have two other trucks, one of which I only use to haul boats with.

    But being honest, I would NEVER eat the last of the ice cream, knowing she'd want some. I might eat ALMOST all the ice cream, but there'd be a spoonful left at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
    Liar!
    Whoa........ Seriously bannable offence........


    Mickey..... Get the land rover, park it at the bottom of the driveway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stromborg View Post
    Showing up with an unannounced motorcycle purchase.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuthorp View Post
    I did that with a car……………….. Survived but it is never forgotten……...
    Oh I've done that with three cars, some trailers, a boat, a few appliances, the chickens, etc.

    Its the kind of thing that you have to do on a somewhat regular basis or not at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by bamamick View Post
    Yeah, I have been debating this Land Rover thing against my wife's wishes for awhile now. Thing about it is, she is right. There is no point in buying a 2003-2004 Land Rover Discovery right now and then having it sit in the driveway for the next couple of years until I retire. But damn it, if I want a 2003-2004 Land Rover Discovery that just sits in the yard for a couple of years, why can't I have it?

    It is not about the cost, because we aren't talking about a lot of money, she just doesn't want to see it sit there since I already have two other trucks, one of which I only use to haul boats with.

    But being honest, I would NEVER eat the last of the ice cream, knowing she'd want some. I might eat ALMOST all the ice cream, but there'd be a spoonful left at least.

    Mickey Lake
    I don't always have ice cream in the freezer - but when there is... I'm lucky that my sweetie has no interest in it. She thinks carrots are yukky-sweet. Ice cream would probably make her raaalph. Now y'all have done it. I'm buying some ice cream next time I'm at the store!
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    "A Cat Named Blue" is a famous folks song, isn't it? (Not really a problem--just shave it off.)

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    Enjoy a good rum on the rocks at sunset.

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    Enjoy a good rum on the rocks at sunset.

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    On the other hand, I could have my Land Rover AND my Star AND a nice vacation somewhere for $10K US. Yeah, I buy stuff that's old and raggedy. That way I get more stuff.

    Mickey Lake
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    Quote Originally Posted by bamamick View Post


    On the other hand, I could have my Land Rover AND my Star AND a nice vacation somewhere for $10K US. Yeah, I buy stuff that's old and raggedy. That way I get more stuff.

    Mickey Lake
    Also, if you buy excellent raggedy, old stuff, it will still outlast the crappy, shiny, new stuff!


    My pickup is raggedy and old.

    37 years old.

    It cranks EVERY time, goes when I say go, stops when I say stop, and hauls what I ask it to haul.

    It gets compliments every time I go anywhere.

    I figure it's good for another 180K miles.

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    At least it's summer, so sleeping in the doghouse is an option.

    Katherine, when you have cooled down a bit and eaten something and slept a good nights sleep after a hard week at work, would you just delete this threat and help your home decorating, flea bitten, doghouse sleeping, back pained husband back on his feet with a nice brakfast? Ice or no ice, home decorating, Corvette and wooden boat appreciating husbands are not that easy to find ...

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    If your house is infested with ice cream thieves like ours is, you should get your own freezer and put a BIG padlock on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henning 4148 View Post
    At least it's summer, so sleeping in the doghouse is an option. ...
    I've seen pictures of some of Paul's dogs. The doghouse may not be big enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    I don't even like ice cream.
    Good answer. How's the remodeling going?

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    Painting the bedroom, Kat? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BATHROOM RENOVATION??
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    I thought Paul's doghouse was like 5000 sq ft.

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