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    Three guys came into the shop wearing masks - we were truly scared until they said "This is a hold up"!
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    Wow, thanks for your contribution to MY thread bluedog

    By the way, I just had this vital heads-up from a reliable source in England:
    "If you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam."
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leonardo da Vinci.

    If war is the answer........... it must be a profoundly stupid question.




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    Well, apparently he at least got the doughnut........


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    Quote Originally Posted by twodot View Post
    oh jeebus!

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    That was funny.
    If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
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    Hilarious!

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    Definitely not for sensitive ears, very Australian!
    https://youtu.be/nCtAScghAjU

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    We have a neighbor here who offered to mow our other neighbor's yard if she would give him the yard car in it. She declined, but counter offered as in TD's post, minus the donut. First neighbor declined

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    Epoxyboy, they're right, the cure is worse

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    A friend's grandkid has just had a birthday; the cake was a special virus cake. Hemispherical, using a basin, bright green icing, and red smarties /M&Ms dotted all over it.
    The wee lad killed the virus with a knife!

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    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    Keep an eye open for the girl in the background
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leonardo da Vinci.

    If war is the answer........... it must be a profoundly stupid question.




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    thats deep hallam, i need to think about that one

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    The one about the donut wasn't funny. I mean, I laughed- a lot. But my wife said it wasn't funny and she's the smart one in this outfit JayInOz

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    We're in lockdown, found some wrapping paper for the birthday tomorrow. Phew.

    20200331_163231.jpg

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    .....is that your work John B? It's a bloody good one!
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    pretty decent grouping, what was the range?

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    Thanks Hallam, I yam talented with cardboard and a box cutter, what can I say.
    30 metres standing, Lee...22 air rifle, that's the back. I twitch a lot, need a beer. I'm coming back after the counselling from shooting that rabbit.

    I'm dressing it up now , gotta put the effort in.flax is kinda pre string...right?
    20200331_174311.jpg
    At least it'll be better than that Valentine's day crescent I got her that time.

    Y'ever see that curly thing they do with the ribbon in the gift stores.... can't do that.
    Last edited by John B; 03-30-2020 at 11:55 PM.

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    Talented with the .22 as well!
    The old man's lithgow long barrel .22 was a very accurate rifle. I used to love going rabbit shooting with it.
    Glad your getting professional help re the bunny trauma. A coopers stout from the boats ice box will do me. I just finished a coat of Tung oil on Rodney, the deck

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    Last edited by Hallam; 03-31-2020 at 12:49 AM.
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    .....another pic of Rodney, then back to Covid Humour..... ps: It's my thread and I'll post what I like

    [no more leaks on the starboard side, a small leak over the Missu's bunk and another forward.....nearly got the deck all sealed up.]



    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leonardo da Vinci.

    If war is the answer........... it must be a profoundly stupid question.




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    Daughter is an APRN at a large hospital, apparently keeping her spirits up, just sent this.

    Ran out of toilet paper
    and now using lettuce
    leaves.
    Today was just the tip
    of the iceberg,
    tomorrow romaines to
    be seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodpile View Post
    Daughter is an APRN at a large hospital, apparently keeping her spirits up, just sent this.

    Ran out of toilet paper
    and now using lettuce
    leaves.
    Today was just the tip
    of the iceberg,
    tomorrow romaines to
    be seen.
    Excellent!

    @ post # 23: Doesn't work with all ribbon, but lay it flat on the sharp edge of some scissors & pull it over that edge fairly rapidly. Repeat until you have as much curl as you want.
    "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." - Red Green

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    Sometimes you've gotta leave the kibble out where the slow dogs can get some....
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    Trump announces that Easter will be in August this year.

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    The Dixie Chicks have a new single out called Gaslighter - about Natalie Maines' breakup with her ex.

    She has a bit of fun with the song & Trump:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Yq7ABh...eo_watch_again
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    Quote Originally Posted by John B View Post
    Thanks Hallam, I yam talented with cardboard and a box cutter, what can I say.
    30 metres standing, Lee...22 air rifle, that's the back. I twitch a lot, need a beer. I'm coming back after the counselling from shooting that rabbit.

    I'm dressing it up now , gotta put the effort in.flax is kinda pre string...right?
    20200331_174311.jpg
    At least it'll be better than that Valentine's day crescent I got her that time.

    Y'ever see that curly thing they do with the ribbon in the gift stores.... can't do that.

    An update, the birthday wrapping worked out OK. I just thought you guys would like to know, I'm still married an everything.

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    New Political Ad. Cast Out The Virus.

    Play the opening like a book, the middle game like a magician, and the endgame like a machine. Rudolph Spielmann

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    Quote Originally Posted by John B View Post
    Thanks Hallam, I yam talented with cardboard and a box cutter, what can I say.
    30 metres standing, Lee...22 air rifle, that's the back. I twitch a lot, need a beer. I'm coming back after the counselling from shooting that rabbit.

    I'm dressing it up now , gotta put the effort in.flax is kinda pre string...right?
    20200331_174311.jpg
    At least it'll be better than that Valentine's day crescent I got her that time.

    Y'ever see that curly thing they do with the ribbon in the gift stores.... can't do that.

    Quote Originally Posted by John B View Post
    An update, the birthday wrapping worked out OK. I just thought you guys would like to know, I'm still married an everything.
    Good to know, ...........but have you run out of Cadbury Traditional Dark Icecream yet?
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leonardo da Vinci.

    If war is the answer........... it must be a profoundly stupid question.




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    There's a national trend away from Cadbury, big H. Ever since they went to palm oil and shut down the Dunedin plant 'we' have shifted to Whittakers for chocolate and good ole tip top will do nicely for the ice cream.

    That's interesting you mix the stout with the tung oil to make a resilient and everlasting wood preservative. Every good wood sealer needs something toxic to keep the bugs out.
    Innovative!


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    Tom

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