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    Feel free to give voice to either or both sailors.

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    There are two kinds of boaters: those who have run aground, and those who lie about it.

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    Granddad: "... and if it's successful, then the egg implants and nine months later you have a baby."

    Grandchild, whispered to self: "Someone please kill me!"

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    Grandson,

    "I wish he'd let me steer...."
    "That looks like fun!"

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    Can we go home now.

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    Get back aft gramps, we're down by the bow

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    Grandson ( with a note of concern in voice ): Grandpa, why is that BIG ship heading straight for us ?
    Charter Member - - Professional Procrastinators Association of America - - putting things off since 1965 " I'll get around to it tomorrow, .... maybe "

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    I can’t believe the old fart wouldn’t let me bring my phone…

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    "sometimes the wind blows, sometimes it doesn't."
    "well, this blows all the time."

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    OK, OK, no one wants to touch it. But somebody has to do it:

    The boy: "Are we there yet?"
    "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

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    "Why back when I was your age we sailed upwind both ways there wern't no fancy hardware neither."
    " I wonder why that big black wall is coming at us?"
    Last edited by Chris Woodward; 01-21-2022 at 11:54 AM.

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    The most important part of this form of Irish dancing is that the top half doesn't move....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakaway View Post
    Feel free to give voice to either or both sailors.

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    Kevin

    Is that Herb Brown at the helm?

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    Can we start the engine, I want to go faster
    "alternative facts (lies)" are a cancer eating through a democracy, and will kill it. 1st amendment is not absolute.

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    "Why's that man taking our picture?"

    "Just ignore him..."
    "Where you live in the world should not determine whether you live in the world." - Bono

    "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

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    Granddad, why isn't that big ship turning?
    There is no rational, logical, or physical description of how free will could exist. It therefore makes no sense to praise or condemn anyone on the grounds they are a free willed self that made one choice but could have chosen something else. There is no evidence that such a situation is possible in our Universe. Demonstrate otherwise and I will be thrilled.

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    I GOTTA pee!

    (could be coming from either pair of lips)
    Schooner sailors love to get blown offshore!

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    "But Grampa, I wanted a jetski like those kids over there..."
    Hope for the best, but plan for the worst.

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    Borrowing a line from John Candy:
    "Oh, don't worry about him, son. The smaller vessel always has the right of way."

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    It's OK, we're on starboard.

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