You'd have to have everything , but a brain, to buy that worthless piece of crap![]()
You'd have to have everything , but a brain, to buy that worthless piece of crap![]()
You'd have to have everything , but a brain, to buy that worthless piece of crap![]()
LOL
They had me going for a minute, till I looked closely at the iron the guy was toting...#7 jointers, etc.![]()
http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.a...2&p=53928&cat=
LOL
They had me going for a minute, till I looked closely at the iron the guy was toting...#7 jointers, etc.![]()
http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.a...2&p=53928&cat=
LOL
They had me going for a minute, till I looked closely at the iron the guy was toting...#7 jointers, etc.![]()
http://www.leevalley.com/wood/page.a...2&p=53928&cat=
The funnt thing about the L-V April Fools' Day tools is that their toolmakers actually build them, so sez Rob Lee.
I think last year's was a marking gauge with something like 50 adjustable rods/cutters.
The funnt thing about the L-V April Fools' Day tools is that their toolmakers actually build them, so sez Rob Lee.
I think last year's was a marking gauge with something like 50 adjustable rods/cutters.
The funnt thing about the L-V April Fools' Day tools is that their toolmakers actually build them, so sez Rob Lee.
I think last year's was a marking gauge with something like 50 adjustable rods/cutters.
I love the disclaimer:
Disclaimer - Not for use in proximity to large masses of ferritic steels. Do not wear when operating power machinery, particularly (but not limited to) hand-held grinders, drills, weed-whackers, and chainsaws. Ineffective for use with bronze tools (the bronze age is over). Not for use as a human suspension device. We cannot ship by air. Use prohibited within 50m of navigational devices. Keep off migratory bird paths. Keep away from pacemakers, credit cards, active forges, and MLEV tracks. Do not enter VHS rental premises. Limit one per household - do not approach other belt users. Does not improve blood flow, automobile mileage, or the taste of food.
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Steven
I love the disclaimer:
Disclaimer - Not for use in proximity to large masses of ferritic steels. Do not wear when operating power machinery, particularly (but not limited to) hand-held grinders, drills, weed-whackers, and chainsaws. Ineffective for use with bronze tools (the bronze age is over). Not for use as a human suspension device. We cannot ship by air. Use prohibited within 50m of navigational devices. Keep off migratory bird paths. Keep away from pacemakers, credit cards, active forges, and MLEV tracks. Do not enter VHS rental premises. Limit one per household - do not approach other belt users. Does not improve blood flow, automobile mileage, or the taste of food.
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Steven
I love the disclaimer:
Disclaimer - Not for use in proximity to large masses of ferritic steels. Do not wear when operating power machinery, particularly (but not limited to) hand-held grinders, drills, weed-whackers, and chainsaws. Ineffective for use with bronze tools (the bronze age is over). Not for use as a human suspension device. We cannot ship by air. Use prohibited within 50m of navigational devices. Keep off migratory bird paths. Keep away from pacemakers, credit cards, active forges, and MLEV tracks. Do not enter VHS rental premises. Limit one per household - do not approach other belt users. Does not improve blood flow, automobile mileage, or the taste of food.
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Steven
OK that does it! I will from this day forward purchase all of my tools from Lee Valley. Just because of that tool belt with the axe.
Just damn funny....Jim
OK that does it! I will from this day forward purchase all of my tools from Lee Valley. Just because of that tool belt with the axe.
Just damn funny....Jim
OK that does it! I will from this day forward purchase all of my tools from Lee Valley. Just because of that tool belt with the axe.
Just damn funny....Jim
I love Lee Valley's April Fools offerings! I remember last year's gatling tenon scribe which had me going for a moment!
Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!
I love Lee Valley's April Fools offerings! I remember last year's gatling tenon scribe which had me going for a moment!
Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!
I love Lee Valley's April Fools offerings! I remember last year's gatling tenon scribe which had me going for a moment!
Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!
YupOriginally posted by Rick Starr:
Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!PT Barum , I think, "Suckers born every day!" Or something like that.
To honest [img]redface.gif[/img]
Paul
YupOriginally posted by Rick Starr:
Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!PT Barum , I think, "Suckers born every day!" Or something like that.
To honest [img]redface.gif[/img]
Paul
YupOriginally posted by Rick Starr:
Looks like Paul Girouard is a 'Gotcha'!PT Barum , I think, "Suckers born every day!" Or something like that.
To honest [img]redface.gif[/img]
Paul
Love the sneakers with the axe and slick, too.
Kudos to Rob Lee.
Love the sneakers with the axe and slick, too.
Kudos to Rob Lee.
Love the sneakers with the axe and slick, too.
Kudos to Rob Lee.
I hope the "model" has steel-toed sneakers on.![]()
I hope the "model" has steel-toed sneakers on.![]()
I hope the "model" has steel-toed sneakers on.![]()
I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks. If that is the case, good work Steven. I like your version better![]()
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I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks. If that is the case, good work Steven. I like your version better![]()
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I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks. If that is the case, good work Steven. I like your version better![]()
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Nah, it's on the Lee Valley site. You have to click "view" on the first link, after "Veritas pouchless tool belt."I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks
I don't think the Veritas crew photoshopped the image, either. As Nicholas says, they really build these things.
[ 04-02-2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Bruce Taylor ]
Nah, it's on the Lee Valley site. You have to click "view" on the first link, after "Veritas pouchless tool belt."I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks
I don't think the Veritas crew photoshopped the image, either. As Nicholas says, they really build these things.
[ 04-02-2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Bruce Taylor ]
Nah, it's on the Lee Valley site. You have to click "view" on the first link, after "Veritas pouchless tool belt."I assume that Steven Bauer edited the photo from the Lee Valley web site to add the broad ax and slicks
I don't think the Veritas crew photoshopped the image, either. As Nicholas says, they really build these things.
[ 04-02-2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Bruce Taylor ]
I don't think I would want to walk through a shop full of sharp tools (chisels and knives)wearing that belt!!!![]()
I don't think I would want to walk through a shop full of sharp tools (chisels and knives)wearing that belt!!!![]()
I don't think I would want to walk through a shop full of sharp tools (chisels and knives)wearing that belt!!!![]()
The belt sats "Made in Canada". Are you guys sure it is an april fools joke?
The belt sats "Made in Canada". Are you guys sure it is an april fools joke?
The belt sats "Made in Canada". Are you guys sure it is an april fools joke?
That belt is truely out of the wild west. Think of how many guns it could carry to a school yard massacre.
Warren.
That belt is truely out of the wild west. Think of how many guns it could carry to a school yard massacre.
Warren.