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    Preach it brother!

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    Originally Posted by McMike

    Strong men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make bad times, bad times make strong men . . . .
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    Preserving a fred zed post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Z View Post
    Feeling like you were born too late for the SS-Totenkopfverbšnde, Bluey?
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    Abstaining from further comment on Joe's naval career thread, starting a more general discussion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decourcy View Post
    I expect an honest response Bobbys.
    Hmmm.
    I'd much rather lay in my bunk all freakin day lookin at Youtube videos .

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    Quote Originally Posted by genglandoh View Post


    I wish I have some extra money to invest into the market.
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    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Y View Post
    Mate if you've got someone on ignore then ignore him.
    i love you, man
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    CW Smith --

    "They're picking at a scab while they bleed from an artery."
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    Quote Originally Posted by David G View Post
    CW Smith --

    "They're picking at a scab while they bleed from an artery."
    +1

    good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by peter radclyffe View Post
    Company has expensive, no experience in boatbuilding, we dont have the nessry, facultys, kipment, or person, We dont no how to make good boat, all boats we build is rubbish but we don’t care, because when you paid, whot you gonna do baht it, fool, you believe, any things wot we tell you, one born every minute, Out of 4’000 pictures we select onli 13 to show you cos rest is rubbish, we are never ready to answer the questions ...from customer, cos we are in whorehouse with bank manager, then we go casino, sniff drugs, where we make joke about stupid client, soon parted with cash, like ever body knows you either gedda de Turkish or de best, we don’t givva de fuk,
    Gullet is very old vessel built of crap, they were used for 12’000 years by thieves, stealing all you got, olive oil, amphoras, wine, was used when we got plastered with ouzo, in extensive exploration and trading voyages we go rape and pillage, with your sheep Over the years the gullet has degenerated from was beautiful graceful swan, now is fat ugly pig of dog, finished with sand blast and cement, cracked deck, weak superstructure, hull not caulked, cos we fuggin lazy, so boat sink you buy another boat, we not stupid, we see you coming out of bank .
    Most boats is built by rum bods called Stanley on the black, many years ago we study where we find best materials, we make extensive search high and low far and wide, thick and thin, then after careful deliberation and much consultation we make choice , the engine come out of front of old lorry, the wood fall of the back, we do our very best for you sir are most discerning customer, refined and prestigious in your ways, true or not we know you want hear this, you so stupid you pay we tell you your wonderful, our boats are so well known in Sweden they are called Voidatallcost, which our Swedish friends tried to translate to us but we too thick to understand much at all, the emphasis in our ranch built cabins is no air conditioning, tacky finish, leaky deck, goat in cupboard, mosquito in broken shower, none of this is in our brochure which is written by B.Cartland and any banker who lost his job, now we use his lack of moral fibre to sell you nightmare/holiday you will never be able to forget , we don’t care because next year another punter flies delayed plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peb View Post
    the ire of WI-Tom
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    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    [QUOTE L.W. Baxter
    Can eat fifty eggs


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    Re: there won't be any money, but

    Originally Posted by Rich Jones

    This should be in Building and Repair.



    this isnít really a boat repair thread.

    itís a coming of age story, one manís journey of hope and self-discovery.




    [/QUOTE]

    http://forum.woodenboat.com/showthre...62#post6265562

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    we have a winner..

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    sometimes stupid can be bewildering

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.I. Stazzer-Newt View Post
    PM will correct me if I'm wrong. . .
    . . .
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    I know eh, Keith?
    a canadian speaks to a minnesotan
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    a canadian speaks to a minnesotan
    The common cold unites us ...
    If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomF View Post
    The common cold unites us ...
    All too true.
    "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations,
    for nature cannot be fooled."

    Richard Feynman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowolf View Post
    Thatís Hunter Biden dressed up as a 15 year old girl.

    Allegedly......

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    Originally Posted by seanz
    Neo-liberalism is a death-cult, discuss.
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    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Default Re: The Bilge Best Quotes.

    Originally Posted by Keith Wilson
    Gordelupus, a neo-Spartan!

    Note also 'men'.



    Golly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Too Little Time View Post
    I disavow anything you might find objectional about the links.
    lmfao
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Re: January 6th Committee

    Originally Posted by Oznabrag:

    It will make no difference to the MAGA trajectory.




    I will agree, so long as you recognize that a 'trajectory' is defined by mass, velocity, air resistance and gravity, and always ends with all those values at zero.

    If this committee ends up with enough evidence to [try, convict, sentence and] hang the entire Republican leadership on the National Mall, then there will certainly be enough evidence to send the Marines to mop up their pitiful supporters.

    Armed rebellion is still armed rebellion, and sedition is still sedition.


    If Congress manages to purge itself of these traitors, they will have the power to declare the US to be at War with the enemy within and, at that point, treason is still treason.


    One of the most interesting things about 'trajectory' is that the more ground it covers, the more velocity it loses and the further it decays.

    The only way a trajectory can be sustained is to have the object in question move so fast that it falls around the Earth, and if Jordan is willing to make that experiment, I'm willing to help him.
    There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lupussonic View Post
    Hey if Bluedog can do it...
    thassa keeper
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Smith View Post
    I can't tell if you think too much or too little.
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    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiletto View Post
    Quote: Originally Posted by Bob Cleek
    "And guys who think charging tourists to take rides on their boats is a good way to own a boat they can't afford are a lot like guys who pimp their wives to pay the rent."

    I've never known anyone from either category, and am a little surprised Mr Cleek does.
    That is magnificent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pless View Post
    ......

    reality has a liberal bias. . .
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    The more I learn about you the more I despise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbys View Post
    .

    Who exactly said that or is this just a liberal lie.?
    Quote Originally Posted by Beowolf View Post
    I did.

    In post #2,

    where you quoted it.

    Dumbass.
    lol
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    Originally posted by JimD

    ”….From what I can tell the best time to die is when you're quite sure you've had enough of being alive….
    Choose wisely -Treat kindly...

    A secret to a good marriage is to have a quick mind and a slow mouth...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin_Drift View Post
    Originally posted by JimD

    ”….From what I can tell the best time to die is when you're quite sure you've had enough of being alive….
    That's an irrevocable decision...

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    Depends on who your attorney is on the other side, Bill Kunstler would be my first pick.

    Tom

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    From Wizbang:

    " Half the old farts here can't even get into a wee hydro, the other half cannot get out."
    There is nothing quite as permanent as a good temporary repair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WI-Tom View Post
    This entire thread IS you complaining.
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    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boatbum View Post
    The guy can hardly put a comp0let sentence together.
    ironical post of the day
    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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