Byob !!!!!!

[Curtism]

Biff?!! lolol

Afternoon regulars, or irregulars as the case may be.

[Rum_Pirate]

I see the BYOB originator ''Glen' has been banned.

Is it permanent or a couple of weeks/days?

[seanz]

Feel the love, feeeeel it!

[bobbys]

No blame for you this time, no blame last time either, it was a joke about DavidG saying you was his sock puppet. Kinda of a left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing. Here drink this Tequila of Glens and relax a bit.

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Ok!

[bobbys]

I'm just guessing he told Bobbys the truth about something, and got banned as a matter of course.
The only times I've been banned, I've been banned for telling the truth, and not pulling any punches about it.
The Moderator doesn't do truth very well sometimes.

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You guessed wrong , here is why.

Glen was nice when I wuz gone , sent me a nice note..

I was not here when he got the boot so know nutting about it.

I do not wish anyone that needs the forum to be gone..

I had signed in for him to come back last time.

If I did push the button I would be gloating and rubbing it in being a scalwag LOL.

Awaiting Yer apologizing .

[Curtism]

[Curtism]

I could tell ya, but Glen would have ta kill me, or sumthin like that.

No, no, it's takillya.

And for those curious carcass-sniffers, you can contact Glen by finding his name on the forum, right click, select send email and write him a little note. Of course, by doing so you reveal your home email address to him. So, be ware.

[Curtism]

Carter and Aldo are coming to stay with you and Red.

Tell them to hurry cuz Red and I are getting ready to run off with the gypsy's. I'll give you the address and leave the wi-fi on . . . but warn her not to answer the phone. It's routed through RodSerling.net.

[seanz]

I talked to him this morning, he was off galavanting around some hospital parking lot, picking up The prodigal son. He will be back, maybe.

He does more gallivanting than any galoot I've ever known, cept maybe Lefty in his heyday.

[seanz]

Rainy day here, but I've got to drive. A coffee with just a shot of brandy?

[Curtism]

I talked to him this morning, he was off galavanting around some hospital parking lot, picking up The prodigal son. He will be back, maybe.

Gallivanting in hospital parking garages can warp the soundest of minds. Hats off to Glen for being the humanitarian and withstanding all he has to date.

[Chip-skiff]

Can't figure out why Glen gets banned so frequently. I think he's much nicer than I am.

Of course when a person gets down in the mud with the pigs, certain words leap to one's tongue. I wish he'd just bite the damn pig on the ear and not holler stuff at them.

We all miss the ol' galoot when he's in the crowbar hotel.

(Visits from the Bug Farmer and the Bum Pirate on the same day. We are blessed.)

[Curtism]

Hey Curtis, how did your day go?

Man, there's a loaded question! Ya ever herd cats? Mee fooking ow!

I'd have gladly gone to Fred's dental appt's than this.

[Chip-skiff]

Man, there's a loaded question! Ya ever herd cats? Mee fooking ow!

Head 'em up! Move 'em out!

[Curtism]

It's ok, things are looking up. My sis just learned that she's called every other 15 minutes from mom and that I've had just about enough . . . and promised not to call again tonight. In my book that's one down and ten to go. Oh, jesus.

[Chip-skiff]

Oh. Lefty's brunch menu included fresh squoze star fruit juice, and being somewhat familiar with them I asked, "How does one squeeze a starfruit?"

I liked Lefty's answer. Do you want credit for the question?

[Curtism]

Head 'em up! Move 'em out!

Yer killing me here, those bastards are all in Florida, for one thing, and Rawhide is my favorite old tv show.

And the cat's I been heading up are wayyy more sophisticated than them. Like sentient without the scent.

[Chip-skiff]

Haven't played this for awhile.

[Chip-skiff]

This is for seanz—

[Curtism]

Herding cats sounds like a day in the park compared to mine today.

Ok, I'll take your word for it. I been getting tag teamed here by two of the masters (Well, one master and one apt underling.)

"nothing can grow without rain"

[Chip-skiff]

Some Kiwi stuff. Nice shot of Rangitoto (the volcano in the background).

[Curtism]

I awoke in a fever
the bedclothes were all soaked in sweat
she said you've been having a nightmare
but it's not over yet

Heh!

[Jimmy W]

Evening.

I will not be your fool - David Bromberg

[seanz]

Some Kiwi stuff. Nice shot of Rangitoto (the volcano in the background).

That's the stuff. Just what I needed...

[Jimmy W]

"Congo Square" by Sonny Landreth & Derek Trucks

[Chip-skiff]

"The blues are important primarily because they contain the cultural expression and the cultural response to blacks in America and to the situation that they find themselves in. And contained in the blues is a philosophical system at work. And as part of the oral tradition, this is a way of passing along information."

August Wilson

[seanz]

I was behind a mini van in traffic yesterday, and I saw this on the back where the rear window would be: "AAA batteries delivered and installed".

I thought, "Who the heck can't get their own triple A batteries and install them on their own?"




Then I saw the logo down by the bumper:









I don't know, it just made me laugh.

I dunno, I know some people...

[Curtism]

Well, time to rise to the challenges of a brand new day here.

[Curtism]

No, Red's been on the lookout though. He's like my silent doorbell and will let me know is someone comes calling.

Big storm out over the Gulf and headed this way. Not being on the active duty roster, if it's fierce enough to take out a couple of strategic cell towers and phone lines, I'll have it made.

[Curtism]

Barring any more manufactured crisis' like yesterday, I'll have the day off. I'm thinking to get caught up on some domestics, cleaning out the veggie bin, tossing it in a pot with a lamb knuckle and seeing if I can't end up with something stew-like.

[Curtism]

Uh oh.

[seanz]

Sophie says "HI" and "Glen, Bobby and Chip, stay out of trouble!" She didn't tell me to stay out of trouble, and asked what the acey/deucey on my next banning would be.....

Maybe I'll find out what an acey/duecey is when he gets back...

[skuthorp]

Bobby, you spend far too much time in the pub, didn't your mum tell you about that?

[Chip-skiff]

What I'm telling myself right now—

[seanz]