Byob !!!!!!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Well that was exciting, sitting here minding my own business and this cancer thing decides I have too much blood I guess. I mean I had blood everywhere.
I finally got the bleeding stopped and washed all that blood off and cleaned the floor so no one could track me.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Looks like David is gonna sleep all day and I guess Fred is zooming or sumthin.
Well I got plenty of beer left so no worries.

[David G]

Well that was exciting, sitting here minding my own business and this cancer thing decides I have too much blood I guess. I mean I had blood everywhere.
I finally got the bleeding stopped and washed all that blood off and cleaned the floor so no one could track me.

Looks like David is gonna sleep all day and I guess Fred is zooming or sumthin.
Well I got plenty of beer left so no worries.

You've got pleanty of beer NOW... sure. But knock off that blood loss thing! You might need to seel that goop in order to buy beer later, doncha know...

Boy did I sleep when I finally fell fully out. Woke up and pushed some laundry... but I really need to get out and keep some things moving. Doesn't feel like it's gonna happen. I'm still erupting geysers of snot <sigh>

[Bobby of Tulsa]

If you ever had kidney stones you may know this story.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Fred, thanks for the advise, I will try to remember that.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

David, I am glad you got some rest.
That bleeding thing is a bit worrisome. I bleed like crazy.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Some years ago I had a stint like that, I never had the nerve to pull that thing out you never know what it may be hooked to. Anyway the thing stopped up.
I called the doctor and he said come in now, he laid me on a bed and proceeded to pull that thing out. When it came out it gave the doc a shower. He just laughed and said you did need to go didn't you.

[David G]

Some years ago I had a stint like that, I never had the nerve to pull that thing out you never know what it may be hooked to. Anyway the thing stopped up.
I called the doctor and he said come in now, he laid me on a bed and proceeded to pull that thing out. When it came out it gave the doc a shower. He just laughed and said you did need to go didn't you.

Just laughed? Urine good hands!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

It had been stopped up all day and it was really making me sick, I thought I might have to leave work that day but I made it till quitting time.

[Paul Pless]

Some years ago I had a stint like that, I never had the nerve to pull that thing out you never know what it may be hooked to. Anyway the thing stopped up.
I called the doctor and he said come in now, he laid me on a bed and proceeded to pull that thing out. When it came out it gave the doc a shower. He just laughed and said you did need to go didn't you.

holy ****ing ****!!!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

holy ****ing ****!!!

Lots of fun, not.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Morning folks, another rainy morning here in Tulsaland.
The coffee is really good this morning and I am feeling pretty good this morning and that is a blessing for sure. hope you all have a good day or night as it may be.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I guess David is going to stay in bed all day, I hope he is feeling better.
Fred is probably zooming and I don't know where that know it all guy could be.

[David G]

I guess David is going to stay in bed all day, I hope he is feeling better.
Fred is probably zooming and I don't know where that know it all guy could be.

Yes, slept in and still feeling puny. Finally got up to take some pain pills for the achiness.

Gorgeous here. Bright sun and 41. Hope everyone has a good'n!!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Get well David, sick sucks.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

In other good news.
https://www.newson6.com/story/63e10e...ldest-dog-ever

[David G]

And in still other news... Lowe's was advertising a good quality DeWalt benchtop planer - #735 - for $80. Normally sells for more like $500 +. I became aware of it last night and placed an order. Got a confirmation for pickup today. Awoke to find it cancelled. But I got a text from Son2 this morning saying he'd ordered a bit earlier and had already picked his up this morning. Wondered if he should keep or sell. I said keep - it'll make a good backup for the bigger one.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

That sounds like a good deal.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Morning Fred, Hope you get out some today.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I know you enjoy being outside and I am glad you got out for a little while.
I will take all the daylight I can get, I hate the dark.

[David G]

I'm tentatively ready to declare myself 'on the mend'. I tried that earlier... and it turned out to be a cruel joke. But maybe...

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Dang it David you aint old enough to be sick all the time, now cut it out.

[David G]

Dang it David you aint old enough to be sick all the time, now cut it out.

I know... I know... if I was an ANCIENT as you, it'd be more understandable <G>

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Now you get it.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Loki, let me pour you a beer.

[LOKI]

The weather up here is trying its best to confuse. Coldest days that froze a water pipe that hadn't froze in 6 years, this week everything is melting . Driving my sinuses crazy. Been out buying 2x4's at $4 before they jack the prices up again. Maybe this year I can afford to build a shed for the garden tractors and get my shop back again! And as for all you calling each other old, I would like to point out that I believe we are all old pharts. Enjoy it, I don't think it gets any better than it is today! Wish you all the best days you can have....

[LOKI]

Bobby, look at the timing. How did you know to pour me a beer before I had even posted? Is this some Okie magic?...

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Good to see you here sir. This cancer and the meds I take for it make me feel really old.

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I just knew you would be around somewhere.

[LOKI]

Yeah, as Monty Python said, nobody expects the spanish inquisition! Nobody knows what the Shadow knows! Ha Ha Seriously Bobby I wish there were some Canadian magic I could send your way...

[Bobby of Tulsa]

It is always good when you show up. I do wish there was some of that magic you could pass around.

[LOKI]

I'm just on a strafing run. Sometimes the posts in the Bilge disturb me enough to chance a reply..I try to never wish grief upon others but some of these people need a slap upside the head! Not on the BYOB thread ever of course! I luv you guys...

[Bobby of Tulsa]

Loki there are a lot of opinions on this forum, just take it with a grain of salt and go on.

[LOKI]

Damn Bobby, sorry to hear of that. I tend to avoid the medical profession unless I break a bone. Probably be my downfall!

[Bobby of Tulsa]

I have to use the docs a lot more than I like to, just goes with age I guess.