Hey Emma, I'm a "Dirt Bag."

[skipper68]

I know who you are..........why you insulting me peeps?

[Meli]

Maybe she's lost 6oz in the famine and no one's noticed?

[Phillip Allen]

look out ladies... there's none meaner than women to other women

[skipper68]

Maybe she's lost 6oz in the famine and no one's noticed?

look out ladies... none meaner than women to other women

IT is NOT a "Lady". 6oz.. how much is that market price tonight?

[Meli]

Well us girls having a cat fight on the forum would make a change from the usual

[Phillip Allen]

okay... I'm gonna stay out of the way

[Meli]

Emma may have passed out from low blood sugar.
The little light is on but there's no body home.

[skipper68]

I'm kicking internet ars on IT. Reading, plotting and planning.

[Meli]

Enough Skip, we women need not sully our immaculate and gracious image with further retaliation.

She's slung 'er hook

It's safe to come out now Philip

[skipper68]

Well, I did go looking in the Pub. Got a GIANT Mescal on the rocks. I'll hold my peace. It's the Pirate flag. DHS has my numbers. Once your an "Un Savory Character" it's kinda hard to shake. ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'll be good.

[Meli]

Makes one wonder what a "savory" character looks like.
odd expression really as "savory" is the oposit of sweet.

[johnw]

Makes one wonder what a "savory" character looks like.
odd expression really as "savory" is the oposit of sweet.

I believe they look like this:


Tasteful, you might say.

[skipper68]

That's the Government here. Their description. DHS said MY flag that had Skull& Bones. Said to wrap it, or they were required by LAW. Had to write the boat #. THE DOG...LOUD..Snorting and talking to herself. I TRIED to turn over the dog! She was being 'Un savory!"Said I would be back in a week. They said I had a pig in a dog suit! *True* I think they are still "watching" her.It's safe to come out now Philip.

[johnw]

She's lying, Philip. Stay under cover, it's a trick.

[Meli]

That's the Government here. Their description. DHS said MY flag that had Skull& Bones. Said to wrap it, or they were required by LAW. Had to write the boat #. THE DOG...LOUD..Snorting and talking to herself. I TRIED to turn over the dog! She was being 'Un savory!"Said I would be back in a week. They said I had a pig in a dog suit! *True* I think they are still "watching" her.It's safe to come out now Philip.

Are you saying that the dept of homeland services made you take a scull and crossbones flag of your boat?

Land of the free?
Put up a hammer and sickle instead

[BrianW]

She's lying, Philip. Stay under cover, it's a trick.

Yeah. He screwed up big time already. Best to look away and pretend we don't even know him.

[johnw]

Yeah. He screwed up big time already. Best to look away and pretend we don't even now him.

Know who?

[skipper68]

The Lock tender said-WOW that's a lotta wood! That's a lota LOTA wood!" We said, another Lotta wood coming in behind us too!. We settled in, and he told US to put our flag down. The scull & cross bones on the boat behind was rolled up. I said " No, we only have 1 unsavory character aboard- take the dog! He apologized and said it was his job. Take my numbers-damit. So now I'm on DHS..Keeping them from doing their REAL phoney bologna jobs too.

[Meli]

what's DHS?

[skipper68]

Department of Homeland Security. They have a Nuke plant there, but come on! Patriot Act...

[johnw]

Is it really how a patriot would act?

[Meli]

you are kidding. they have a nuke facility, so they make boats carrying a pirate flag take it down? ROTFLMAO

That makes about as much sense as when your foreign office advised american travelers in europe in 1986 to boil their water after Chernobyl went up

[skipper68]

It WAS funny, but I bucked back. Take my numbers-I'm an American, and my boat is Federally registered as a HOME.I have the US flag flying too. It IS a federal port also. Then the dog stopped being blind and lame. It was a miracle! Dog still trying to fib to me. SO funny!

[purri]

Fly the UAE flag to really confuse them.

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

I'd keelhaul em....arrrrr!!!!

[emma55]

Yea

I know who you are..........why you insulting me peeps?

[emma55]

I know who you are..........why you insulting me peeps?

I bet

[emma55]

She's lying, Philip. Stay under cover, it's a trick.

Bingo

[emma55]

I know who you are..........why you insulting me peeps?

"" I'm a "Dirt Bag."

I would bet money on that

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Shouldn't you be workin on the boat?
Instead of flingin mud down here?

[emma55]

Shouldn't you be workin on the boat?
Instead of flingin mud down here?

No Sundays are the day I make mud pies

[emma55]

nnnnnnnnn

[emma55]

look out ladies... there's none meaner than women to other women

Pound for pound there is not a swing D--k In the State

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

Well, I did go looking in the Pub. Got a GIANT Mescal on the rocks. I'll hold my peace. It's the Pirate flag. DHS has my numbers. Once your an "Un Savory Character" it's kinda hard to shake. ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'll be good.

I have no idea what this means.

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

The DHS=Department of Homeland Security. ( I Think)
They made her lower her pirate flag before letting her boat pass through a Lock.

Hey Pete, how's it hangin?

[emma55]

The DHS=Department of Homeland Security. ( I Think)
They made her lower her pirate flag before letting her boat pass through a Lock.

Hey Pete, how's it hangin?

MY flag will not be drawn down for any man