My car had a little bump with a tree at the side of the road last night after leaving the beach bar.
There was a Police car following me.
The Policeman asked what the heck I was doing swerving from side to side and all over the road.
Fortunately we don't have breathalysers here.
I explained as soberly as I could that I was trying to avoid the trees.
"What trees?" he asked.
As is pointed to the first tree, it was then I realised I had been swerving to avoid the air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.
I am still trying to come up with an appropriate explanation for my insurance Company claim.