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My mother phoned the doctor at his office
My Mother (in her 80's) told me today that she phoned her doctor at his office.
Apparently the conversation went something like this:
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before she asked,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
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Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
oh, geeze...
The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.
Personal failures are too important to be trusted to others.
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Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
Love it!!
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Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
I had a patient ask if he'd be able to play the piano after his surgey.
'Why, of course; no reason not!'', I assured him.
'That's great' he replied 'cuz I can't play now!'
Everyone's a joker.
There's a lot of things they didn't tell me when I signed on with this outfit....
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Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
...Things apparently said to the doctor during a colonoscopy?
1. Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
3. Can you hear me NOW?
4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
5. You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.
6. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
7. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...
8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
9. If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
11. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
12. God, now I know why I am not gay.
And the best one of all...
13. Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
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Orna Mental
Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
"These damned cockaroaches are messing up my vibrissae!"
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Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
Thou shalt incur undying wrath if thou post anything, however true, that is negative (however so slightly) of the Democrats or of POTUS on this forum.
Orna Mental
Re: My mother phoned the doctor at his office
My favourite urologist from Lenin University, Dr. Rotchacokoff!
A man came to the urologist and insisted to the surgeon that he wanted to be castrated.
The surgeon pointed out that this was a drastic step for a young man to take and strongly urged him to reconsider his request.
"No," said the young man, "I have thought long and hard about it, I have read all there is about it and my mind is made up. I must have the operation."
The operation was duly carried out and when he had recovered from the anesthetic and was back in the ward he got to talking to the other patients.
"And what are you in here for?" he asked th fellow in the next bed.
"To be circumcised."
"DAMN, THAT was the word I meant !"
"These damned cockaroaches are messing up my vibrissae!"
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